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Title: Help!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Airscrew on January 19, 2003, 08:24:18 PM: My home has been invaded by three thirteen year old females.
My mind is numb from the giggling, the squealing...oh the torment.

My son and I have barricaded ourselves in the computer room, we believe we have enough provisions to hold out till morning.
Our plan is to wait until they have gorged themselves on pizza and coke then make a break for the car.

Unfortunatly I must abandon my son because I have work in the morning.
Title: Help!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Thrawn on January 19, 2003, 08:50:56 PM: May I humbly suggest concussion granades.
Title: Help!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Hangtime on January 19, 2003, 08:55:40 PM: Grab a Rikki Martin CD, grip it before you; confront the enemy and declare in a loud serious voice:

ONE MORE SOUND AND I SNAP THIS MISERABLE CD IN HALF... NO MORE RIKKI!!!!!!
Title: Help!!!!!!!!!
Post by: ramzey on January 19, 2003, 08:58:58 PM: i dont see option, call for national guard, asap:D

hmm, or mby better for A-Team
Title: Help!!!!!!!!!
Post by: capt. apathy on January 19, 2003, 09:11:16 PM: a few summers ago my wife held an over-nighter for her softball team. 8-11 yr old girls.

an hour or so after it started I gathered up a blanket and went across the street. my neighbor woke up to me sleeping on the couch on his front porch.

run, run fast, run far, don't come back till you have confirmation they have left. next time get a hotel room
Title: Help!!!!!!!!!
Post by: XNachoX on January 19, 2003, 09:35:25 PM: How old's your son? I wouldn't be abandoning him if he's reached puberty. :D
Title: Help!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Kanth on January 19, 2003, 09:45:17 PM: it's 3 to 1, they might dress him up and put makeup on him ;) you should take him out with you.

Leave no male family member behind!!!

Quote
Originally posted by XNachoX
How old's your son? I wouldn't be abandoning him if he's reached puberty. :D
Title: Help!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Airscrew on January 20, 2003, 08:52:43 AM: Nacho, my son is 12 and he is on his own...and its actually 4 fourteen year olds counting my daughter.

My wife put on the DVD of "Signs" and the horde settled down and with only a few minor outbursts of giggling we were able to watch the movie. (what is it with teenage girls calling each other Dude?)

However once we were drawn from our sanctuary of the computer room all was lost. They over ran the computer room, and I used the fall back position of my bedroom. Once secure I was able to sleep, I did wake once at about 130am and I could still hear the screeching and giggling from the other side of the house.

I was able to get out of the house this morning without waking the sleeping dragons and I am told they will all be gone by the time I get home tonight
Title: Help!!!!!!!!!
Post by: boxboy28 on January 20, 2003, 09:01:48 AM: I find nothing more annoying than Teenaged Girls calling each othe "DUDE" or even worse yet they call you "DUDE".........

man brings back the old day of hanging out with the "Betties" (old skateboarder term used to identify the skater chicks)

:D even thought im getting old i'll still shread em.......lol

BOX
Title: Help!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Saurdaukar on January 20, 2003, 10:24:51 AM: You think 14 year olds are bad? Just wait until they're 18-19 and come back from there first year of college...

Youll be praying to hear giggling just you you know nothing else is going on! :eek:
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Post by: Makarov9 on January 20, 2003, 10:45:56 AM: CATTLE-PROD!!!
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Post by: Skuzzy on January 20, 2003, 11:17:52 AM: Massive doses of Valium.......consider distributing it to them after you get your share.
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Post by: midnight Target on January 20, 2003, 11:18:46 AM: I have a 14 yr old daughter... can I send her over?
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Post by: Airscrew on January 20, 2003, 12:23:03 PM: Sorry Midnight, they've already been carted to off to the mall to cause havoc there.

I'd feel sorry for the mall employees but I think they have training dealing with that age group
Title: Help!!!!!!!!!
Post by: midnight Target on January 20, 2003, 12:30:33 PM: Ahhhhh the Mall.

Today's version of the Soda Fountain. Great place to unload teenagers for a few hours.
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Post by: BigGun on January 20, 2003, 12:32:43 PM: My daughter just turned 15 & had to have some sleepover thing with some friends. However, I am getting more smart. I just had wife rent a room at embassy suites & she could go stay over there with the girls. For my 11 yr old girls party, we had rented couple adjoining rooms at embassy suite.

Awe, it was peace & quite at home, no mess. Well worth the cost IMHO.
Title: Help!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Hawklore on January 20, 2003, 01:05:51 PM: Option could also be to bring me over :D

I scare girls...some girls...some girls fall for me...some girls run to me...
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Post by: AKIron on January 20, 2003, 03:12:00 PM: Both my daughters are in their mid 20s now but I remember those all night giggle fests like it was yesterday. :)
Title: Help!!!!!!!!!
Post by: XNachoX on January 20, 2003, 03:13:08 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Hawklore
I scare girls...some girls...some girls fall for me...some girls run to me...

Take me now Fabio, I'm yours!
Title: Help!!!!!!!!!
Post by: StSanta on January 21, 2003, 08:47:50 AM: I have a 14 yr old daughter... can I send her over?

My doors are always open middie. In a year, she'll be legal.

F@rk laws though. If there's grass, you can play ball.

Be a good father and work out that last sentence on your own.