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Title: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: Curval on January 21, 2003, 02:59:25 PM: So...during a very stressful day yesterday my wife e-mails me a really nice note saying that she will "make it all better" when I get home...wink, wink...nudge, nudge.

Then at 11.00pm last night she decides that the TV show coming on was more important than her promise of sexual activity. She claims that it is a woman's right to change her mind.

So, I have cut her off for a week.

Must be strong...must be strong.

Bets on whether I will outlast her?

Am I the master of my domain? We shall see.
Title: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: Eagler on January 21, 2003, 03:01:08 PM: you cut her off from the tele? you hide the remote? :)
Title: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: Ping on January 21, 2003, 03:02:15 PM: Curval..You WILL Lose. All she has to do is to give you a come hither look and you WILL be Hers.
Title: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: midnight Target on January 21, 2003, 03:03:14 PM: If she wants to win, I'm betting she can lock this victory up at will.
Title: Oh man
Post by: GtoRA2 on January 21, 2003, 03:09:18 PM: You poor bastage... you sooo going to lose.
Title: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: Curval on January 21, 2003, 03:10:58 PM: Oh ye of little faith....

I can do this....it's only a week. I just have to wake up Ms. Palmer and her five daughters.:D
Title: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: LePaul on January 21, 2003, 03:13:19 PM: Ya know, she could one up you and cut you off for 2 weeks after your "end date"...

This could backfire badly on you...I'd download a fair share of porn and start rationing your lotion!
Title: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: Kanth on January 21, 2003, 03:13:30 PM: What TV show was it? :D
Title: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: capt. apathy on January 21, 2003, 03:14:10 PM: here's what you do. take her shopping. let her pick out any dress she wants, nice shoes (italian, leather, $$ no object), then stop by the jewlery counter. "which do you think would go better with your new outfit??".

then when you get to the register look at her fondly shrug your shoulders and say "you know, I'm just not in the mood anymore. put it all back."

we can change our mind too.
Title: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: Curval on January 21, 2003, 03:17:40 PM: Quote
Originally posted by capt. apathy
here's what you do. take her shopping. let her pick out any dress she wants, nice shoes (italian, leather, $$ no object), then stop by the jewlery counter. "which do you think would go better with your new outfit??".

then when you get to the register look at her fondly shrug your shoulders and say "you know, I'm just not in the mood anymore. put it all back."

we can change our mind too.

Damn....

I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy.

That is pure freaking genius. Must plan a wee shopping trip for Saturday.;)

Kanth....I cannot say, it would belittle my manhood.

LePaul...I gotta risk it man. Sometimes you just have to make a stand.;)
Title: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: Kanth on January 21, 2003, 03:19:03 PM: Damnit :D

Quote
Originally posted by Curval

Kanth....I cannot say, it would belittle my manhood.
Title: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: GtoRA2 on January 21, 2003, 03:22:07 PM: Man that shopping thing is good, but my girl would go nutty an prolly beat the toejam out of me.

She can get away with this cause I won't hit back but still, she would find a way to make me pay.
Title: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: eskimo2 on January 21, 2003, 03:50:50 PM: Curval,
I didn't realize that you are such a moron!
It would never cross my mind to resort to such a ...
a... ?

a...?

um.. ?

a stupid thing.

I would have resorted to begging, giving back rubs, etc within a few hours.

You will lose.

eskimo
Title: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: Wlfgng on January 21, 2003, 04:06:14 PM: Curval.. at some point you'll realize that it just isn't worth it...

give in man.
Resistance is futile.
Title: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: beet1e on January 21, 2003, 04:16:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Curval
I just have to wake up Ms. Palmer and her five daughters.:D
LOL! The Palmer family is known collectively in the UK as "Gladys".
Title: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: hawk220 on January 21, 2003, 04:21:57 PM: be strong! just watch the home video of her giving birth a few times.. THAT will cure you of wanting to visit that neighborhood.:D
Title: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: Saurdaukar on January 21, 2003, 04:28:40 PM: Quote
Originally posted by hawk220
be strong! just watch the home video of her giving birth a few times.. THAT will cure you of wanting to visit that neighborhood.:D

Instant birth control!

Stay stong!!!

Just think - if Shane can go for months without sex, so can you! :D

j/k
Title: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: Curval on January 21, 2003, 04:37:53 PM: Quote
Originally posted by beet1e
LOL! The Palmer family is known collectively in the UK as "Gladys".

LOL..I've heard that. Tell me, when you meet a woman named Gladys does everyone..like...snicker?
Title: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: Wlfgng on January 21, 2003, 04:53:45 PM: and who would then name their child that!?!?!
Title: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: Greese on January 21, 2003, 05:01:24 PM: 1 week? Sheesh.

My wife is 6 mos into a high risk pregnancy. It's been awhile...

Good luck.

By the way, if it was something bad, maybe a dumb reality show like Joe Millionaire, I'd add an extra week.
Title: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: icemaw on January 21, 2003, 06:37:47 PM: One week BAH you weak bellybutton punk dont you know thats what porn is for. You allready have the computer and most likely a high speed connect. Cut her off for 6 months that will teach her.

Stay strong dont give in your the stronger one. Stand up be a alpha male.

P.S. if you could email me your address I could swing by a couple times a week and make sure she doesnt need to beg you for it. Wink wink nudge nudge say no more.
Title: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: Airhead on January 21, 2003, 07:04:26 PM: Curval, just in case your wife can't take your forced celibacy let me know and I'll drive down to Bermuda and take care of her.;)
Title: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: Bonden on January 21, 2003, 10:54:01 PM: When she finally talks you into giving up your celibacy and things are getting warm, get up and walk away saying "your not trying hard enough"...... It's hard to do, but they try real hard after that. :D
Title: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: Hangtime on January 21, 2003, 11:10:25 PM: once during that moment of giddy madness my (now ex)wife said..

"deeper... deeper... DEEPER!!""

My eyes popped open.. I pulled my self back from the edge and steeled myself for the new mission and driving it home as hard as I could I roared..

"tighter... TIGHTER!!!"
Title: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: capt. apathy on January 22, 2003, 12:09:31 AM: hang,
that would be rodeo sex.
did you manage to stay on for the next 8 seconds?
Title: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: funkedup on January 22, 2003, 02:45:35 AM: Quote
I have "cut off" my wife for a week

It doesn't work that way dude.
Title: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: Dowding on January 22, 2003, 02:51:42 AM: Listen to you all. You act like you haven't seen 'Fight Club'! Didn't you pay attention?

Shag her mother, threaten to kill and eat her favourite pet and shoot the TV. Then she'd appreciate the guy she had before.

Nope, you guessed it, I'm not married. :D Or living in the real world. ;)
Title: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: beet1e on January 22, 2003, 02:53:10 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Curval
LOL..I've heard that. Tell me, when you meet a woman named Gladys does everyone..like...snicker?
The last woman I knew that was called Gladys was one of my Sunday School teachers when I was about 8. ;)
Title: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: stegor on January 22, 2003, 03:34:53 AM: Maybe you can win this battle, but you will lose the week ends war......surrender now , limitate casualties:D
Title: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: Curval on January 22, 2003, 05:57:14 AM: Well...thanks for playing guys.

I showed her this thread and she took it as a challenge.

I lost...we had great sex last night. Wait...I won...we had great sex last night.:D

Icemaw and Airhead...when my wife read your generous offers she chuckled and said "I don't need anyone to service me. In this day of modern technology men are practically obsolete."
Title: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: Ripsnort on January 22, 2003, 07:46:38 AM: You get "it" once a week? (Rip looks at hand...) Oh, I guess I do too. :D
Title: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: Mini D on January 22, 2003, 07:58:36 AM: Next time I suggest not asking "Are we gonna do it now?" every 30 seconds. That has a way of ruining the mood.

Just a tip so you can avoid these hunger strikes in the future.

MiniD
Title: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: Modas on January 22, 2003, 08:03:54 AM: Quote
Originally posted by GtoRA2
Man that shopping thing is good, but my girl would go nutty an prolly beat the toejam out of me.

Well, look at it this way GtoRA2, at least your getting some action :D
Title: Re: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: gofaster on January 22, 2003, 08:09:43 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Curval
Then at 11.00pm last night she decides that the TV show coming on was more important than her promise of sexual activity. She claims that it is a woman's right to change her mind.

Last night our cable tv cut out 5 minutes into "American Idol" - we watched just long enough to get sucked into the vid bits of the auditions. My wife started speed-dialing the cable operator's repair line. I sorted out my mail, filed Buccaneer souvenir shopping receipts, tossed out credit card offers, and then read a magazine.

After her initial trauma wore off, I suggested we watch one of our DVDs. I pitched "Saving Private Ryan", "U-571", and "Matrix". She wanted "Stealing Home" and "Beaches". We compromised and watched 30 minutes or so of "Steel Magnolias" and then she checked the cable again and it was back on. By then all we got was the "Where are they now" segment on American Idol.

Television isn't addicting. She can quit anytime she wants! ;)
Title: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: H. Godwineson on January 22, 2003, 08:16:30 AM: Curval,

You REALLY think you're going to WIN, DON'T you?! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE! HAWHAWHAWHAW! Oh MY! Gasp!

You poor sap! You chump! You naive piece of milquetoast!

Oh no! Here it comes again...Snicker...I can't...Giggle...I can't...Guffaw...contain it...HawHawHawHaw....HeeHeeHe e...(wheeze)!

Shuckins
Title: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: Cherlie on January 22, 2003, 08:30:54 AM: Quote
Just think - if Shane can go for months without sex, so can you!

Shane goes for months without sex because he can't get some, not because he doesn't desire too!

low blow Shane I know but someone had to say it :D

CB
Title: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: StSanta on January 22, 2003, 08:48:39 AM: Yiu guys have just added another compelling argument not to get married.

Much easier with girlfriends.

Or maybe it's because I'm a pervert?

Any way, it seems to be working.
Title: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: lazs2 on January 22, 2003, 09:02:30 AM: I'm sure she can find someone to stand in for you till you come to your senses.
lazs
Title: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: Airhead on January 22, 2003, 12:35:42 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Curval
...when my wife read your generous offers she chuckled and said "I don't need anyone to service me. In this day of modern technology men are practically obsolete."

That's what my wife says whenever I try to touch her too. I think we'll move to Texas where that uh.... "modern technology" is now illegal.

Next time you and your wife get into a celibacy contest give yourself an edge- buy every AA battery in Bermuda and throw them in the ocean. ;)
Title: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: SirLoin on January 22, 2003, 04:02:54 PM: Hide the vibrator...:D
Title: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: krazyhorse on January 22, 2003, 04:36:32 PM: CURVAL very very smart man show wife thread reverse psycholigy and he gets him some WTG:D
Title: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: Curval on January 22, 2003, 04:44:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by krazyhorse
CURVAL very very smart man show wife thread reverse psycholigy and he gets him some WTG:D

Now this is a man who understands.

:cool:
Title: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: udet on January 22, 2003, 04:53:58 PM: buy a Playboy or download some porn and you'll make it
Title: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: UserName on January 22, 2003, 05:02:38 PM: Quote
Originally posted by udet
buy a Playboy or download some porn and you'll make it

Too late, the weak willed bastid gave in. Although if I was in his position I wouldn't have done any better. :o
Title: I have "cut off" my wife for a week
Post by: Shuckins on January 22, 2003, 05:15:17 PM: This thread is done. For Curval it's back to "bidness" as usual.

Shuckins