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Title: Wayne Gretzky Returns to Alberta...To Rule.
Post by: Thrawn on January 21, 2003, 08:20:23 PM
"WAYNEVILLE, Upper Gretzkia-- The Great One hopes to live up to His name, now that He's purchased the province that helped make Him famous. Wayne Gretzky, the NHL's all-time leading scorer, has returned to Alberta, changed its name, divided it into two parts, and plans to personally govern the northern portion, Upper Gretzkia.
 
Wayne's decision to buy Alberta from the Canadian government came after His announced plans to retire from hockey altogether. After managing the Canadian hockey team to the gold medal at the Olympics in Salt Lake City earlier this year, Wayne decided to return to the place where His career began, and start a new life for Himself and His chosen people, the former citizens of Alberta.

Most Gretkians, previously known as Albertans, have embraced The Great One as their Lord and Sovereign. They hope that He will be able to lead them again to greatness, as He did during the 1980's with the Edmonton Oilers."


http://www.thetoque.net/020326/gretzkia.htm
Title: Wayne Gretzky Returns to Alberta...To Rule.
Post by: Ping on January 22, 2003, 06:35:48 AM
He cant cauze hes a Murican now.
Title: Wayne Gretzky Returns to Alberta...To Rule.
Post by: 28sweep on January 22, 2003, 07:10:34 AM
Who Cares About Hockey..................
Title: Wayne Gretzky Returns to Alberta...To Rule.
Post by: Wlfgng on January 22, 2003, 09:56:59 AM
people that have intelligence.
Title: Wayne Gretzky Returns to Alberta...To Rule.
Post by: Thrawn on January 22, 2003, 12:49:20 PM
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Originally posted by Wlfgng
people that have intelligence.


Wh00p!

Hockey is physically faster then football, baseball and basketball.

It's faster paced then football and baseball.  IMO tied with basketball.

And it's harder hitting then basketball and baseball.

Plus, more fights then any of the above. :D

Hockey is a great game!