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Title: Who's after Baghdad? Toronto or Paris?
Post by: Hangtime on January 21, 2003, 11:58:27 PM

And how do we decide who's first?? Arms inspections? Annoying arrogant population index? Loan defaults? Knife thrusts to the kidneys in the UN?

Coin toss?

Given a choice, which would you return to the stone age first?

Title: Who's after Baghdad? Toronto or Paris?
Post by: SOB on January 22, 2003, 12:32:45 AM

I say we leave the Canucks as they are.  They know we could smack them down like little beetches on a whim, but they're good to keep around for when you need a cheap vacation - what with their third world currency rates.

I say we bomb Greenland.  They'll never see us coming and really, will anyone miss it?!


SOB

Title: Re: Who's after Baghdad? Toronto or Paris?
Post by: whgates3 on January 22, 2003, 12:42:57 AM

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Originally posted by Hangtime
And how do we decide who's first?....Loan defaults?

houston

Title: Who's after Baghdad? Toronto or Paris?
Post by: Raubvogel on January 22, 2003, 12:45:48 AM

I'm going to have to go with choice C: New Jersey.

Title: Who's after Baghdad? Toronto or Paris?
Post by: straffo on January 22, 2003, 01:30:47 AM

what about Louisianne ?

It's closer and so it will cost less money :D

Title: Who's after Baghdad? Toronto or Paris?
Post by: Pongo on January 22, 2003, 01:53:04 AM

Thats just mean Hangetime..Say your sorry..

Title: Who's after Baghdad? Toronto or Paris?
Post by: Manedew on January 22, 2003, 03:25:17 AM

ya ya Houston ... good call.... that place smells like hell

Title: Who's after Baghdad? Toronto or Paris?
Post by: Curval on January 22, 2003, 06:13:47 AM

The problem with bombing Houston is the sheer amount of fat that would be ignited.  It would be like that tire fire in Ontario a few years back...took 'em six months to extinguish it.

Title: Who's after Baghdad? Toronto or Paris?
Post by: Ping on January 22, 2003, 06:23:14 AM

Washington , Kill 2 birds with 1 stone.
Gets rid of Bush and stops state sponsered terrorism :D

Title: Who's after Baghdad? Toronto or Paris?
Post by: Ping on January 22, 2003, 06:24:24 AM

Failing that Ottawa, but please warn me first so I can move to Europe with the rest of the commie pinko leftists

Title: Who's after Baghdad? Toronto or Paris?
Post by: Eagler on January 22, 2003, 07:17:39 AM

send the brownies to canada & the weblows to france ... that ought to cover it

Title: Who's after Baghdad? Toronto or Paris?
Post by: SLO on January 22, 2003, 08:02:55 AM

Canada unvails its secret weapon to stop the American invasion....

Title: Who's after Baghdad? Toronto or Paris?
Post by: whgates3 on January 22, 2003, 03:27:44 PM

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Originally posted by Ping
Washington , Kill 2 birds with 1 stone.
Gets rid of Bush and stops state sponsered terrorism :D

...you know in the US you can get 3 years for that kinda talk...

Title: Who's after Baghdad? Toronto or Paris?
Post by: Rude on January 22, 2003, 03:43:06 PM

We don't need to bomb anyone....just pull the plug on trade and support for the IMF along with any other type of foreign aid.

If folks don't like us, then they should not want to do business with us either....kinda two-faced i believe.

Title: Who's after Baghdad? Toronto or Paris?
Post by: SirLoin on January 22, 2003, 04:05:44 PM

We have already been bombed..Please hit Paris.

Title: Who's after Baghdad? Toronto or Paris?
Post by: Ping on January 22, 2003, 04:22:21 PM

appears everyone here can get nailed for threats eh? :D

Man almost missed it.... is that 3 years for pointing out that washington sponsered terrorism?

Title: Who's after Baghdad? Toronto or Paris?
Post by: whgates3 on January 22, 2003, 04:38:41 PM

only threats against DC and junior merit attention

Title: Who's after Baghdad? Toronto or Paris?
Post by: Vulcan on January 22, 2003, 04:40:34 PM

< whispers in Bush's ear >   Rainbow Warrior...

Title: Who's after Baghdad? Toronto or Paris?
Post by: Furious on January 22, 2003, 04:48:17 PM

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Originally posted by SLO
Canada unvails its secret weapon to stop the American invasion....

you are correct.  camel toe will always win.


f.