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Title: For Weazel, Thrawn, MT
Post by: Hortlund on January 23, 2003, 05:05:45 AM: .
Title: For Weazel, Thrawn, MT
Post by: Saurdaukar on January 23, 2003, 10:27:17 AM: LOL!!

(Waits for "Chimpy" comments in defense of our former great leader)
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Post by: AKIron on January 23, 2003, 10:30:58 AM: LOL
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Post by: H. Godwineson on January 23, 2003, 10:31:41 AM: Bill is a fellow Arkie. Ya'll leave him alone!

Ole Slick (chuckle!) He shore has been ennertainin'! Wouldn't buy a used car from him but DANG, has he been ennertainin'!

The crack of dawn ain't safe aroun' that boy!

Shuckins
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Post by: midnight Target on January 23, 2003, 11:23:39 AM: Boy do I miss the good old days... when we all made money and crime was down....... sigh!!!!

:p
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Post by: MrLars on January 23, 2003, 11:35:15 AM: He's just demonstrating what you can't do in some Republican controled bible thumpin' states.

Florida - Oral sex is punishable by a 20-year prison term.

Rhode Island - It is illegal for unmarried persons to have sex. The fine is $10.
And:
Oral sex is punishable by a seven to 10 year prison term.

South Dakota, Sioux Falls - It is illegal for a couple to have sex on the floor between two single beds in a hotel.
South Dakota - It is illegal for prostitutes to solicit customers from a covered wagon.
And:
Oral sex is punishable by a 10 year prison term.

Utah, Tremonton - It is illegal to have sex in an ambulance.
Utah - Oral sex is punishable by six months prison term and a $299 fine.

And Finaly:

Washington - It is illegal for a man to have sex with a virgin.

So, maybe they aren't all Republican controled bible thumpin' states, but let's not let the facts get in the way of some fun :)
Title: For Weazel, Thrawn, MT
Post by: JBA on January 23, 2003, 11:51:27 AM: Quote
Utah, Tremonton - It is illegal to have sex in an ambulance.

Wondering:confused: How did that come to the floor of the legislature? Had to have happend first.
Title: For Weazel, Thrawn, MT
Post by: Airhead on January 23, 2003, 01:18:44 PM: Quote
Originally posted by JBA
Wondering:confused: How did that come to the floor of the legislature? Had to have happend first.

An ambulance attendant had sex with an unconcious accident victim on the way to the hospital. The politicians all got together and came up with a typical political solution to prevent this from ever happening again.

God Bless the Politicians. :rolleyes:
Title: For Weazel, Thrawn, MT
Post by: narsus on January 23, 2003, 01:32:39 PM: what is really said is beside the ambulance and the prostitution I would be in jail a long time. LOL

How can you not have sex with a virgin *scratches head*
Title: You want to play?
Post by: weazel on January 23, 2003, 01:59:09 PM: .
Title: For Weazel, Thrawn, MT
Post by: Curval on January 23, 2003, 02:04:07 PM: Quote
Originally posted by MrLars
Florida - Oral sex is punishable by a 20-year prison term.

errr...ummmm...is there a Statute of Limitations on this one?
Title: For Weazel, Thrawn, MT
Post by: Hortlund on January 23, 2003, 02:08:26 PM: .
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Post by: Saurdaukar on January 23, 2003, 02:08:34 PM: Weazel, youre not helping your case regarding those homosexual allegations in the other thread.
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Post by: weazel on January 23, 2003, 02:14:04 PM: .
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Post by: Airhead on January 23, 2003, 02:16:06 PM: Uh...is that Utah law for GETTING oral sex or GIVING oral sex?

Just uh...curious is all......
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Post by: Hortlund on January 23, 2003, 02:16:22 PM: Bah is that the best you can do Weazel?

I'd say I'm leading this one 2-0
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Post by: weazel on January 23, 2003, 02:25:26 PM: .
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Post by: Hortlund on January 23, 2003, 02:27:39 PM: What...did you run out of GWB pictures?

Looks like 3-0 in my favour.
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Post by: midnight Target on January 23, 2003, 02:30:28 PM: And Clinton was WAY funnier than Dubya!
Title: For Weazel, Thrawn, MT
Post by: Curval on January 23, 2003, 02:31:31 PM: LOL...reminds me of that joke:

Monica moved to an apartment in New York. Underneath her building was a dry-cleaners. She needed a dress cleaned so instead of her regular place she took it to the one under her building.

A nice old Chinese man was running the place and politely took the soiled dress from her.

The next day Monica went back to the cleaners with another garment that needed cleaning.

The Chinese man looked when she arrived and said "Ahhh, come again?"

Monica looked at him and said "No, ketchup this time".
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Post by: JimBear on January 23, 2003, 02:35:54 PM: Weazel, you borrowing from MGs playbook?
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Post by: Sixpence on January 23, 2003, 02:40:10 PM: I hope they capture Iraq's oil before vacation time, I've got a long drive ahead.
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Post by: hyena426 on January 23, 2003, 02:40:26 PM: DONT MESS WITH G.W .BUSH!! HE GOTS THE RING OF POWER!!
Title: For Weazel, Thrawn, MT
Post by: weazel on January 23, 2003, 02:57:26 PM: .
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Post by: MrLars on January 23, 2003, 03:09:45 PM: Well, guess I gotta submit a pic also :)
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Post by: Airhead on January 23, 2003, 03:11:41 PM: Mr Lars, that's my wallpaper.
Title: For Weazel, Thrawn, MT
Post by: SaburoS on January 23, 2003, 07:00:01 PM: Quote
Originally posted by hyena426
DONT MESS WITH G.W .BUSH!! HE GOTS THE RING OF POWER!!

Hmmm, isn't the story that all who wear the ring, go insane?
Title: For Weazel, Thrawn, MT
Post by: JB73 on January 23, 2003, 07:02:02 PM: had to add mine :)
Title: It's all Komrade Klintons fault!!!!!
Post by: weazel on January 23, 2003, 07:07:58 PM: .