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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: StSanta on January 13, 2001, 04:08:00 AM
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10: By definition, LW pilots are superior. First of all, LuftWaffe is written in a cool language, and directly translated means Air Weapon. beats pantsy "air force" (what force, the wind? Gravity EH?) used by allied opportunists and their lowlife compatriots.
9: The plane names/looks. one oh nine or the "just going straight" one ninetee a eight. And just look at those aircraft; that's SEXY. Brutal force combined with grace, beauty and a dash of utter ruthlessness. Diametrically opposed to allied sissy aircraft. Then there's the naming issue; 190/109 are sexy, scary names. "P-51" sounds like a pee valve for incontinent old men.
8: Iron cross markings. Enough said.
7: German on Roger Wilco. Spheetfeure, drei uhr, ZUM ANGRIFF! beats "uhm, like, there uh, some low 190's down there, let's attack them and then run away screaming like litte girls".
6: We attack! We fight no matter what! The enemy has alt advantage? Who cares, it's only equal numbers. Means they get to live a little longer.
5: Unlike allierte schweinhunde aircraft, our JABO's only take one egg, requiring us to have much more precision and force when we strike and capture airfields.
4: Inferior cannons and machine guns that require a lot more lead and of course requires the pilot to maneuver his plane much closer to the enemy. The 900 yards spray and pray allied crap just doesn't work; d300 and you will hit, d350 if you're lucky.
3: While our planes are the most beautiful, they aren't the best out there. Either they're very fast but have horrible roll, high speed handling, guns, trimming characteristics, no turn, or they're relatively slow with no climb, no turn rate and vicious stall behaviour. The plane require Real Men(tm) at the stick, and LW pilots are Real Men(tm).
2: Unlike allied pilots, we can handle a lot of beer, and we take a piss standing up.
1: I am the light at the end of your sorry little tunnel.
Now, allied opportunists, make way for your superior human beings.
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StSanta
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
(http://www.geocities.com/nirfurian/stSanta.jpg)
"I am the light at the end of your sorry little tunnel." - A. Eldricht
[This message has been edited by StSanta (edited 01-13-2001).]
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I look forward to meeting you in the skies in February, Luftwaffeubermensch, when 5 GIAP fights 9./JG54 (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
Oh, and we drink beer too. To chase the vodka with (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)
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leonid, Kompol
5 GIAP VVS-KA, Knights (http://www.adamfive.com/guerrero)
"Our cause is just. The enemy will be crushed. Victory will be ours."
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LW pilots like leather a little too much. German planes are the most ugly, uninspired lumps of aerospace effluent you'll find in the skies of AH.
After the La-5, that is. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
See ya for the duel StSanta - if Leonid still wants me, I'll be on loan from No. 272 Sq. to 5 GIAP. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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...and the real number one reason that LuftWaffle pilots are superior...
Strong Backs...brought about by the cross that they have to bear. Flying inferior aircraft with inferior weapons with even the game designer himself completely opposed to their success, & only their whits, strong wills & fierce determination to pull them through.
I Salute all of you LuftWaffle boys!
SOB
...this steaming pile has again been brought to you by the Oregon FDB Chapter of The LuftWaffle Flyers Association. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Originally posted by Dowding:
LW pilots like leather a little too much. German planes are the most ugly, uninspired lumps of aerospace effluent you'll find in the skies of AH.
I'd say german plane designers were overly inspired (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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Dammo..
That guy still out here chumming?
Is somebody ever gonna tell 'em the Japanese already got all the whales?
new opportunist motto.... "Save the fat chicks! HARPOON THE LW!"
LOL
Hang
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Top ten reasons why RAF pilots are superior
10: By definition, RAF pilots are superior. The RAF has "Royal" in it's name, therby elevating it above all the common air forces out there.
9: The plane names/looks. Spitfire, Typhoon, Hurricane Beaufighter etc. Most other countries are so dull they can't even think of a name for their planes, eg 109, 190, Ju88, p51, p47, p38, F4U, F6F, etc ad nauseum
8: Unlike other AFs, who put all manner of gaudy symbols on their planes, our pilots paint targets on theirs and challenge the enemy to hit them.
7: Proper English on Roger Wilco. "I say chaps, the blighter's over there"
6: We stick around and fight. We don't make one firing pass at the enemy then run screaming back to base.
5: Unlike many other AFs, our planes often carry no ordanance at all, or have the options they had in real life removed in AH.
4: Many of our planes still have .303 mgs, meaning we can make your plane light up like a Christmas tree without hurting you. Aren't we nice?
3: While our planes are the most beautiful, they aren't the best out there. In real life we made the best planes, but here we limit ourselves to the early war planes to give you foreigners a sporting chance.
2: Unlike other pilots, we can handle a lot of beer, and we take the piss.
1: I am very very drunk
[This message has been edited by Nashwan (edited 01-13-2001).]
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LOL Santa!
But we know you guys really like our pinup gals much better than your nearly-Russian stature Hanna Reitsch plump women.
Or at least we think you like women (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif) A little too much rump-slapping over there if you ask me. Fits in with all that leather and boot business.
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Rape, pillage, then burn...
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I brush my teeth with beer. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/cool.gif)
I Use Vodka as visine. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/cool.gif)
I Pour tequila over my corn flakes. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/cool.gif)
I am a P51D Mustang pilot. super---> (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/cool.gif)
We do it faster ,longer and with more penetration . (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Don't bother us with your petty jealousies just because we are .... ahem equipped better. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/eek.gif)
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Well said Nashwan. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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Well none of that matters one whit StSanta!
We have THE COOLEST NOSEART and way more of it!
Run 'n' Hide Luftwafflers!
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When did they put this thing in here and WTF is it for?
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2: Unlike allied pilots, we can handle a lot of beer, and we take a piss standing up.
I really think we should leave the LW women out of this one.
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[This message has been edited by bike killa (edited 01-13-2001).]
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Frenchy's remake:A superior pilot is the one who doesn't have to use his superior skills to get out from a situation who would require a superior plane"
...and that is definitly a P47 pilot.
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[This message has been edited by SFRT - Frenchy (edited 01-13-2001).]
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Santa, I hate to break it to you, but BEER AIN'T DRINKIN'! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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FunkedUp, Officer Commanding, 308 (Polish) Squadron "City of Cracow" RAF (http://www.raf303.org/308)
Northolt Wing (1st Polish Fighter Wing) (http://www.raf303.org/northolt)
"We hadn't wanted this bloody awful war that the Huns seemed to think so glorious. We had been forced to fight. And now that we are fighting, we thought, we'll teach you rotten Huns how to fight. We'll shoot your pissy little fighters out of the sky, we'll rip your dirty great bombers to shreds, we'll make you wish to Christ you'd never heard of the aeroplane!"
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Excellent Nashwan! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Nexx
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StSanta, You just got me in the mood to make another evil Luftwaffe movie.
(http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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Oh yeah...
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EMAIL assassins@aceshighcs.com
EMAIL hblair@aceshighcs.com
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Jolly Good Show Nashwan!
Wilfrid
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Who said any thing about not having any names for aircraft. F6F Hellcat. F4F Wildcat. P51 Pony. There are more. Might want to read a little more of American aircraft names AYE.
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Bah nashwan, you copycat. Comeup wiz somesink of your own!
But am thinkink, royal air farce can't.
(http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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StSanta
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
(http://www.geocities.com/nirfurian/stSanta.jpg)
"I am the light at the end of your sorry little tunnel." - A. Eldricht
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Here here Santa agreed!
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Glasses---I may have 4 eyes ,but you only have one wing.
(http://www.busprod.com/weazel2/glasses.htm)
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Sox, I think the British gave those names you're talking of. The P51 was originally going to be called the Apache but eventually Mustang was chosen by the British. I read in a Lend Lease book I have that the American's liked the British names of American aircraft so much that they started to adopt them too. (e.g. Liberator)
Regards
Nexx
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Santa: "2: Unlike allied pilots, we can handle a lot of beer, and we take a piss standing up."
Yeah, but then it just dribbles down your sissy-looking jodhpurs and trickles onto you shiny patent leather riding boots you girly-man!
(http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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Hell there even lopsided in the cockpit. Now if that doesnt screw with my allied symetrical aim point (in the center of cockpit not off to one side).
Originally posted by SOB:
...and the real number one reason that LuftWaffle pilots are superior...
Strong Backs...brought about by the cross that they have to bear. Flying inferior aircraft with inferior weapons with even the game designer himself completely opposed to their success, & only their whits, strong wills & fierce determination to pull them through.
I Salute all of you LuftWaffle boys!
SOB
...this steaming pile has again been brought to you by the Oregon FDB Chapter of The LuftWaffle Flyers Association. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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ok then...what about this one:
RAF pilots having nicest girls on earth (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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What a thread with no wobble post?
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In the Berlin Nightclub/Cabaret scene of the 1930's, the cross-dressing Luftwaffe sissy-boys were well know for their "multi-role capabilities". I suppose this is an advantage of a sort, at least for somebody.
Hooligan
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Hooligan, you RAF guys are just tired of being our beatches.
Nothing will change, so just bend over. It stops hurting after a few times.
Bah, allied girls. Your mommas aren't with you in the skies, so maybe you should stay on the ground.
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StSanta
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
(http://www.geocities.com/nirfurian/stSanta.jpg)
"I am the light at the end of your sorry little tunnel." - A. Eldricht
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Originally posted by Replicant:
Sox, I think the British gave those names you're talking of. The P51 was originally going to be called the Apache but eventually Mustang was chosen by the British. I read in a Lend Lease book I have that the American's liked the British names of American aircraft so much that they started to adopt them too. (e.g. Liberator)
Regards
Nexx
Thats interesting Nexx but didnt all the American planes have nicknames anyway? P-47 Thunderbolt, P-40 Warhawk, P-39 Aircobra, F4F Wildcat, F6F Hellcat, F4U Corsair, etc...
I cant think of an American fighter that didnt have some nickname. Is there one?
-Ding
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Originally posted by StSanta:
Nothing will change, so just bend over. It stops hurting after a few times.
Bah
Spoken as if he knows what hes talking about (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif) Experience has made him wider er ...I mean wiser (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
Santa, you remind me of the dog owned by a neighbor of mine....its a little chihauhua which yaps and yaps whenever someone walks past the front of the townhouse but runs away and hides upstairs whenever company comes over. Us Americans have a saying, "All bark and no bite." (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
-Ding
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Ding is jealous because he's no one's beatch (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif).
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StSanta
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
(http://www.geocities.com/nirfurian/stSanta.jpg)
"I am the light at the end of your sorry little tunnel." - A. Eldricht
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Originally posted by StSanta:
Ding is jealous because he's no one's beatch (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif).
LOL!
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Glasses---I may have 4 eyes ,but you only have one wing.
(http://www.busprod.com/weazel2/glasses.htm)
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Originally posted by Dingy:
Thats interesting Nexx but didnt all the American planes have nicknames anyway? P-47 Thunderbolt, P-40 Warhawk, P-39 Aircobra, F4F Wildcat, F6F Hellcat, F4U Corsair, etc...
I cant think of an American fighter that didnt have some nickname. Is there one?
-Ding
Many of the American planes' names were give by the british (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
the german had them too (Wuerger, Falke, Blitz, Moskito, Stuka, Tante Ju, Schwalbe, Hornisse, etc)
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Yep.. Germans nicknamed their planes.. after what looks like sausages, insects, and for the most part; lesser birds.
Sheesh. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
And yes; the brits were kind enuff to give the P51 it's name... but few of the other names they came up with for our a/c 'took'.. like 'hudson' 'harvard' or 'marten'.
Face it... nobody but us could come up with such colorful names as Devistator, Intruder, Marauder, Vindiacator for our bombers, and Aircobra, Hellcat, WarHawk, etc for our fighters. You kinda get the idea there was a theme behind it all. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Hang
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Originally posted by Wotan:
What a thread with no wobble post?
Ya know, that's a damn good observation!
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Originally posted by Hangtime:
Yep.. Germans nicknamed their planes.. after what looks like sausages, insects, and for the most part; lesser birds.
LOL...
shaddap! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
(Hornisse----->Hornet (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif))
(Blitz------>LIGHTNING (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif))
(Falke------>Falcon (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif))
as you see, US and germans named planes in common (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)
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"...and we take a piss standing up..."
He forgot the rest of the sentence: "...every time we see a flight of P-51's overhead..."
Mk
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Hah, we know P-51's are sissyboys only interested in running away, so we fear them not.
And, unlike the allied sissies, we've learned out lessons and never piss or puke against the wind. That means that any pursuing P(eevalve) 51 can expect a rearward VomitBomb (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif).
Take yer hi speed long endurance opportunist sissy scrap heap iron and go play with the kindergarden kids, they might be impressed. If they're not LW that is, if they are, expect to be spanked.
Inferior allied pilots; I laugh in your general direction. The only pilots with something that resembles skill are your P-38 and P-47 drivers; I would even go as far as saying I do not utterly detest them. I just hate them a little.
Now, shoo! I got an iron cross to polish.
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StSanta
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
(http://www.geocities.com/nirfurian/stSanta.jpg)
"I am the light at the end of your sorry little tunnel." - A. Eldricht
[This message has been edited by StSanta (edited 01-16-2001).]
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"the brits were kind enuff to give the P51 it's name"
The P-38 too. Original US name was "Atlanta". The Brit pilots that tested and flew it called it the Lightning. Unimaginative SOB's at the Army Air Force said "hey that sounds better" and was soon adopted.
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LOL Santa! Hope you get that stick soon. If yah don't, let me know; I'll fork over the cash to buy yah one myself.
My motives are purely selfish, and in keeping with my opportunist policy of providing the descriminating Bish Pony Boys with something to shoot at besides f4u's.
In the meantime; entertain yourself with this offering from one of our opportunist cartoonists, an introspective look at a less than brave runstang pilot.
(http://www.planestuff.com/lib/planestuff/p51chicken.gif)
(http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
Hang
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ROFL! HANG!
Oh MAN that's a GOOD one LOL!
Heh that cartoon gave a face to the runstang crowd!
Yah am hoping stick gets here this week. Ordered a gamecard for my last cash from a company not far from here, it should get here tomorrow. It might make the old stick work good enough for a bit.
Dunno what the hell UPS is doing, but whatever it is, it's annoying.
Looking forward to fighting you and yer gang Hang (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif). I can stillremember having you on my 6 back then, not being able to shake you heheh.
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StSanta
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
(http://www.geocities.com/nirfurian/stSanta.jpg)
"I am the light at the end of your sorry little tunnel." - A. Eldricht
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Originally posted by RAM:
the german had them too (Wuerger, Falke, Blitz, Moskito, Stuka, Tante Ju, Schwalbe, Hornisse, etc)
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The Schwalbe... wasn't that supposed to be "Swallow" or something? Maybe "Germans don't spit, they swallow!"
And the Moskito was just an attempt by the germans to create an all wood fighter, like the British Mosquito. After we bombed their glue factory(it's obvious we hit it dead center as Santa still seems to be under the effect of sniffing it when it got into the atmosphere), the Moskito was a failure. The new glue caused the wood to warp and fall off(me thinks they just had the SS beat off into a cup for their second batch of "glue").
Tante Ju? That probably isn't even a word in german.. sounds to me more like "taunt a jew". Maybe it was a fake aircraft used for propoganda. They would just run around saying "Tante Ju, Tante Ju" and the spies thought it was a plane.. but it was really just the guards being told to taunt a jew. (this is a joke, no offense to jewish or anyone who wants to jump on me because they think it's full of bigotry)
Falke.. sounds kinda like "f__k". Maybe that's the name they gave it to it after it came off of the assembly lines. "Oh falke, vat iz deez piece ofv sheeettt?"
You know the germans lost the war? Hehehehehehehe
-SW
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Gang?? "GANG" you say???
Good lord; 'gang' implies organization..
...we're still a "Mob".
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Hang
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Hey, it's not a "gang", it's a "CLUB"!
Mk
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"Top ten reasons why LW pilots are superior"
1. They drink at the same bar that Confederate cavalry and Nappies Old Guard wanna-bees go to? :-)
Lost causes and loosing sides have a "romantic" draw for the rebellious.
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M.C.202
Dino in Reno
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Vee ahr nicht fighting un der losink side!
Wir haben bepurchased ein ribbentroppegepunisherhurtyou verymuch, und soon, yoo vil all perish and die in agony until yoo are deadeth!
Und zen vee will haf our vays wiz yo.
Allierte schweinhunden. Cannot liking zem, und zey keep comink back from dead.
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StSanta
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
(http://www.geocities.com/nirfurian/stSanta.jpg)
"I am the light at the end of your sorry little tunnel." - A. Eldricht
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LOL AKseaWulfe,
I laughed so hard, I thought I burst a blood vessel.
Oh, BTW, ya know the "tante ju" you mentioned well, if memory serves me corretly from eon's ago when i studied german "tante" means "AUNTIE" lol how sissy is that
"look fritz, ther goes our new plane "auntie ju" "
"yes, helmut she will how the allieds say klick sum bott"
LOL stsanta remember also the P-51 was used as tank busters as well easy job against your tin can tigers and pissy panzers. lol
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PapaEcho
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"Pull the pin and count to what??"