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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: eskimo2 on January 25, 2003, 08:34:13 AM
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My wife says that I’m pretty lucky with once a day. She thinks that very few couples that have been married six years and have two toddlers, get at it once a day. Well, I’m certainly not going to argue that I’m not lucky, but I don’t think that once a day is all that uncommon for folks who have been married for only six years.
Ok, so how long have you been married, how many kids do you have (and what ages are they), and what’s you shag coefficient?
eskimo
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I'm not married and I don't have kids, but from a thread like this on another site I'd say that you are very, very lucky. Once a month would be more common than your situation, but once a week would be about average I think.
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Originally posted by eskimo2
My wife says that I’m pretty lucky with once a day. She thinks that very few couples that have been married six years and have two toddlers, get at it once a day. Well, I’m certainly not going to argue that I’m not lucky, but I don’t think that once a day is all that uncommon for folks who have been married for only six years.
Ok, so how long have you been married, how many kids do you have (and what ages are they), and what’s you shag coefficient?
eskimo
After 5 years they try to cut you down to every other day.
Yeah everyday is not bad for a 6 years.
Yeah every day is good, but if you do wait every other day
they get hotter :cool:
I am on every other day unless its an emergency :eek:
;)
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Been married four years now.
Two kids...one is 3, the other about to turn 2 next month.
Shag coefficient...variable. Sometimes it is daily, then we will go a few days of no activity...leading me to try "other" methods to get me some. (as evidenced by certain threads here);)
I have to say the only reason it isn't every day all the time is the kids. When it comes to the work that revolves around the kids, feeding, bathing, cleaning up, etc.etc. she does the bear share in our house. She also works full-time. The poor thing does get tired.
I tease her though, because the Buddist marriage "contract" we agreed to at our wedding is quite specific as to the male and female responsibilities. It is somewhat dated...so that whenever I'm not getting enough action, or attention, I tell her that we must consult the "Rules" and that I will have a "word" with Budda if I don't get what I want.:D
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5 1/2 years of marrage, 1 daughter (19 months)
Average activity, every 3 to 4 weeks.
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Poor swager.
it's not odd that sexual actvity decline over time in a marriage. Studies have shown that within a year, sexual acitivty will be half that it was after 6 months of a relationship.
One gets used to another and all of a sudden it's not as exciting. Women especially seem to 'suffer' or lose interest. Which is odd since they're the ones arguing that sex and emotions are tightly intertwined. It'd indicate that their feelings have cooled off and are on the decline :).
I'm no expert, but brother says that when one of the spouses start taking the other for granted, the relationship takes a turn for the worse and keeps on going - not just with sex, but with everything.
Me, I prefer girlfriends. If she tires of me, she's free to leave.
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Well lets see I have been married for 33 years and have 3 kids 32, 29,and 26. What are you all talking about exactly? I think I vaguely remember. :D
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I have a feeling it's also impacted by your age which may skew things if you are looking at how often when how long been married.
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Originally posted by Puke
I have a feeling it's also impacted by your age which may skew things if you are looking at how often when how long been married.
yep, at 6 years of marriage I was 25 with a six year old son - once a day at least :)
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15 years, and I try to get out of it. Pretending sleeping usually works. But that runs into a problem cause I can't get up and fly. "I don't feel good"(while groaning) works, but that is like a once a month mulligan(can't go to well too often). If you use"just checking my email before I go to bed" and she catches you flying you won't be able to get out of it.
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I've only been married a couple months.. so ..you know...
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Nineteen years of marriage, two children... at least a couple of times a week... sometimes more.
At four years... no children... 10-15 times a week.
Now... back up to the original statement of:
Originally posted by eskimo2
My wife says that I’m pretty lucky with once a day. She thinks that very few couples that have been married six years and have two toddlers, get at it once a day. Well, I’m certainly not going to argue that I’m not lucky, but I don’t think that once a day is all that uncommon for folks who have been married for only six years. eskimo
If your wife thinks she's doing you a favor, your luck is going to run out.
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My wife and I have resorted to oral sex....
We just talk about it all the time :)
Been married 36 years...
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WOO HOO!!!! I get it once a year!!:D :D :D In case you're wondering why I'm so happy about getting sex just once a year, well- Today's the day !!:D :D :D WOO HOO!!!!
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Well after 20 yrs we both still like to have sex everyday.
Would also LIKE to be rich, would LIKE to be in shape, would LIKE to be better looking(just her I'm fine :D ), would LIKE to be younger.:p
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My wife and I have sex at least 50 times a day.
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I am NOT getting married... these stories scare me.
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Originally posted by Thrawn
My wife and I have sex at least 50 times a day.
But not with each other :)
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Originally posted by mietla
But not with each other :)
:D
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Once a day is pretty damn good - what does your mistress look like? :D
Originally posted by eskimo2
My wife says that I’m pretty lucky with once a day. She thinks that very few couples that have been married six years and have two toddlers, get at it once a day. Well, I’m certainly not going to argue that I’m not lucky, but I don’t think that once a day is all that uncommon for folks who have been married for only six years.
Ok, so how long have you been married, how many kids do you have (and what ages are they), and what’s you shag coefficient?
eskimo
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You call that "lucky"?
None of you have a wife who wants to make love more than you do? Has to be persuaded? You loosers...
miko
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Originally posted by miko2d
You call that "lucky"?
None of you have a wife who wants to make love more than you do? Has to be persuaded? You loosers...
miko
Attention all losers... we all meet at miko's house tonight :)
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mietla: Attention all losers... we all meet at miko's house tonight :)
:D :D
You wish. She likes making love - and experiment, but she only loves me (and our child of course). And she makes a six figure salary. And luck had nothing to do with it. I knew what I was looking for.
Oh, yeah - she also loves to cook and she does our bills and taxes. She also loves to eat - stake and cakes, no "low fat" crap but real stuff and never gains a pound on her 135.
Her preferred rifle is an AK-47 which is not my first choice but nobody is perfect...
miko
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All I have to do is touch beer wench and shes ready. Only once a day? Trade up!:D
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Damned yankees and their "shag coefficiency" threads. Country's goin' ta hell.
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Originally posted by miko2d
mietla: Attention all losers... we all meet at miko's house tonight :)
... Her preferred rifle is an AK-47 ....
Never mind.
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Gee voss. Do you and Ironman take turns being the Beer wench?
lol
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Do some sit ups and lose that beer belly and things will improve.
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Been married 14yrs..... spend allot of time hoping the wife finds someone else to take care of the business as once a week is really too much work. Hell... maybe she'll find one good enough to run away with!! :D
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Originally posted by miko2d
You call that "lucky"?
None of you have a wife who wants to make love more than you do? Has to be persuaded? You loosers...
miko
???.....who the hell wants to do that? :eek:
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Married 12 years.
Two kids, one 12, one 6 (autistic)
Wife is "peri-menopausal"
None for six months.
wife approved girlfriend though
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Originally posted by eskimo2
My wife says that I’m pretty lucky with once a day. She thinks that very few couples that have been married six years and have two toddlers, get at it once a day. Well, I’m certainly not going to argue that I’m not lucky, but I don’t think that once a day is all that uncommon for folks who have been married for only six years.
Ok, so how long have you been married, how many kids do you have (and what ages are they), and what’s you shag coefficient?
eskimo
Next stop, a Vette.
:(
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my wife are down to hallway sex...
passing each other in the hall and saying "f*ck you"
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Been married for awhile....you mean you all still have sex?
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Father and son in the supermarket. Son spots rubbers and ask his father what they're good for. Father explains. "Dad, who buys the packages with three of them?" - "They're for singles. So they can have sex with whom they meet at the weekend. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." - "Dad, what are those packages of six for?" - "They're for twosome lovers, two for Friday, two for Saturday and two for Sunday". Then the son spots the packages with 12. "Dad, who would ever need a dozen of them?" - "Son, they're for married couples. One for January, one for February..."
;)
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LOL ccvi! I used to buy the 100 pack - 1991,1992,1993...
Some of you guys are wrong about marriage having an adverse effect on sex life. We get along just fine. It's only when people are married to eachother that the problems occur. ;) rofl
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When you consider anything less than an 60 minutes to be a "quickie"... I just don't have the hours in the day to give it my all 7 times a week.
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It's only when people are married to eachother that the problems occur.
LOL
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Originally posted by miko2d
You wish. She likes making love - and experiment, but she only loves me (and our child of course). And she makes a six figure salary. And luck had nothing to do with it. I knew what I was looking for.
Oh, yeah - she also loves to cook and she does our bills and taxes. She also loves to eat - stake and cakes, no "low fat" crap but real stuff and never gains a pound on her 135.
Her preferred rifle is an AK-47 which is not my first choice but nobody is perfect...
miko
Damn Miko, are you married to Dune??? ;)
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Originally posted by miko2d
mietla: Attention all losers... we all meet at miko's house tonight :)
:D :D
You wish. She likes making love - and experiment, but she only loves me (and our child of course). And she makes a six figure salary. And luck had nothing to do with it. I knew what I was looking for.
Oh, yeah - she also loves to cook and she does our bills and taxes. She also loves to eat - stake and cakes, no "low fat" crap but real stuff and never gains a pound on her 135.
Her preferred rifle is an AK-47 which is not my first choice but nobody is perfect...
miko
And her name is Morgan Fairchild, yeah, thats's the ticket!
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I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all, beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously too, and
made me feel uncomfortable.
One day, she called me and asked me to come over to check the invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can't overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love to me just once..
What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.
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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all, beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously too, and
made me feel uncomfortable.
One day, she called me and asked me to come over to check the invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can't overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love to me just once..
What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.
LMFAO, that's funny
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16 years here, 3 Kids 15, 12 & 9 on the avg 2@3 time a week