Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Ripsnort on January 27, 2003, 09:41:11 AM
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There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know we all have experienced this, and I love the way this old Marine handled it.
An 86 year old Marine walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my peter" he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."
The old Marine walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," the man replied
The doctor's office erupted in laughter
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LOL:D
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LOL-GB old marines. :D
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ROFL!
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Heh.. thats funnt Rip.. I just went to the Dr this morning (feeling like crap since Friday). snotty rep...was kind of hard to talk to her since my tonciles are inflamed and are ht size of grapefruit.. she kept saying what?? I had to write it down and she goes why didn't you say so....:mad: