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Post by: hawk220 on January 30, 2003, 12:27:38 PM: In America, we have a saying... 'handsomehunk'

Lion Rips Woman's Arm Off

Jan 30, 9:55 am ET

MADRID (Reuters) - A lioness in a Spanish animal sanctuary ripped the right arm off a British tourist after the 54-year old woman clambered up a barrier and stuck her fingers inside the cage, local media reported.
"The lady climbed up the three-meter high barrier...She climbed to the top and stuck her fingers inside the enclosure. Then Martha, one of the lionesses, grabbed her fingers, tugged her in and ripped her arm off," Serafin Domenech, owner of El Arca sanctuary near Alicante in southeast Spain, told state television Wednesday.

Local media said the woman, who had been at the park with a group of other British visitors, was airlifted to a hospital nearby.
Title: Here kitty, kitty...
Post by: Maverick on January 30, 2003, 01:07:18 PM: But Disney says Lions are such NICE creatures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

LOL Darwin in action. :D
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Post by: gofaster on January 30, 2003, 01:14:07 PM: She must've watched too much "The Lion King". She should sue Disney on the grounds that they influenced her decision to interact with the lions in the first place. Disney has deeper pockets than a zoo.
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Post by: ra on January 30, 2003, 01:26:54 PM: RA's rule of thumb #257: If there's an animal with a 3-meter high barrier around, don't climb the barrier.
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Post by: Hortlund on January 30, 2003, 01:31:30 PM: Quote
Originally posted by ra
RA's rule of thumb #257: If there's an animal with a 3-meter high barrier around, don't climb the barrier.

ROFLMAO!!!!
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Post by: Tuomio on January 30, 2003, 01:56:10 PM: Plus this woman was 54 years old, she mustve felt over-energetic or sumthing..I wouldnt climb 3 meter barrier unless someone points gun at me..
And if theres 200kg cat-animal sharpening its claws behind it, i would rather take the bullet..:p
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Post by: Kanth on January 30, 2003, 02:36:59 PM: They need to make it easier for these people to get into the cages.
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Post by: krazyhorse on January 30, 2003, 02:52:55 PM: hmmm she aint t the brightest star inthe sky now is she :rolleyes:
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Post by: udet on January 30, 2003, 02:53:40 PM: i don't know if this fits here:

"I never forget a popsicle....cat"
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Post by: hawk220 on January 30, 2003, 03:38:17 PM: when this type of thing happens in the States.. they usually kill the animal for behaving naturally..that dumb woman is simply food to little fluffy in the cage.
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Post by: Sandman on January 30, 2003, 03:40:40 PM: This woman is well past breeding age... I think a situation like this calls for retroactive abortion.