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Title: Are their any fat aliens?
Post by: Makarov9 on January 30, 2003, 12:52:05 PM: All I ever see are the skinny, big-headed aliens. Do you think they developed some magic pill to keep them thin or did they evolve into the skinnies that they are?

Perhaps they keep the fat ones at home to lighten the load on the saucers.
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Post by: jonnyb on January 30, 2003, 12:55:27 PM: LOL
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Post by: Dune on January 30, 2003, 12:57:53 PM: Does your boss know you're this bored?

;)
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Post by: Ripsnort on January 30, 2003, 01:01:19 PM: As soon as the fast food chains make it beyond planet Earth, you bet there will be fat aliens.
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Post by: gofaster on January 30, 2003, 01:18:10 PM: The aliens are so skinny because they're nearly starved by the time they get to Earth. Ever notice how spacious the cabins in those UFOs are? That's because the aliens started out fatter, then shed the pounds during the trip.

That would also explain why their heads are so much bigger than the rest of their bodies. The heads start out proportionate to the rest of them, but it doesn't shrink like the rest of their bodies do because its mostly skeletal bone rather than muscle.

I've watched a lot of sci-fi and read a lot of comic books, so I'm in there and I know what I'm talking about!
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Post by: ra on January 30, 2003, 01:20:46 PM: Jabba the Hut.
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Post by: Preon1 on January 30, 2003, 01:33:50 PM: Half the ferengi in Star Trek are fat
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Post by: Makarov9 on January 30, 2003, 01:39:57 PM: I'm talking about real aliens. Everytime they pick me up and shove things up my ying-yang, all I see are the skinny ones. I've asked them but they just chatter and send me back.
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Post by: hardcase2 on January 30, 2003, 01:59:10 PM: Maka are you a potato down at Beale and 4th?
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Post by: Makarov9 on January 30, 2003, 02:11:54 PM: For all the kinky things they do to me I wish they would pay me.
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Post by: hardcase2 on January 30, 2003, 02:12:44 PM: .
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Post by: SunKing on January 30, 2003, 02:47:33 PM: someone just rent "Signs" ? :eek:
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Post by: Saurdaukar on January 30, 2003, 03:18:00 PM: Aliens arent fat - and they dont have those huge eyes... those are actually space suits... or at least thats what Zyklor told me when they took me away.
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Post by: midnight Target on January 30, 2003, 03:22:09 PM: Based on the "alien weight chart" I stole when I was last in for my anal probe, many ARE overweight. Although there is some controversy among the venusians that the chart may be biased against them.
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Post by: Puke on January 30, 2003, 06:59:37 PM: Mak, I thought you walked a little funny when I met you at last year's con.

lol
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Post by: Pongo on January 30, 2003, 08:56:40 PM: All we see are the Male worker alliens.
There is a big fat non moblile queen alien on most of their ships...
But she just eats abducties, once the males have had their fun.
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Post by: Saurdaukar on January 30, 2003, 11:32:32 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Pongo
All we see are the Male worker alliens.
There is a big fat non moblile queen alien on most of their ships...
But she just eats abducties, once the males have had their fun.

Dude... what frikken species were YOU abducted by? Thats just fluff'n weird.
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Post by: SaburoS on January 31, 2003, 02:04:09 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
As soon as the fast food chains make it beyond planet Earth, you bet there will be fat aliens.

Hehe, I think the fast food chains were invented by aliens. They want us obese so we'd be easy to catch and nutricious. That way we humans will go a lot farther for their meals.
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Post by: lazs2 on January 31, 2003, 02:43:28 PM: there are plenty of fat aliens... it's just that they are charged for 2 seats on their airlines.
lazs
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Post by: hazed- on January 31, 2003, 02:57:56 PM: Aliens aint fat? so thats why the aliens flew over a macdonalds resteraunt in LA and shouted 'LARD ASS' out the porthole..............
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Post by: Nifty on January 31, 2003, 03:29:01 PM: of course there are fat aliens. Some of those migrant farm workers are pretty hefty...

oh wait, that's not what you meant... :eek:

fat aliens... hmm... well, they used to be fat. Then as they developed mentally they realized that veganism was the way to go, and they all got skinny.