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Title: 3265 people have died trying to shoot chutes this tour..
Post by: poopster on February 01, 2003, 08:33:13 PM
I know this is off topic and should be in the "Help and training" forum but..

Try to shoot them before they're really low to the ground.

Works for me :D
Title: 3265 people have died trying to shoot chutes this tour..
Post by: Arlo on February 01, 2003, 08:37:11 PM
Open up really low to the ground. Works for me. And even if ya get me, wasted ammo. ;)
Title: 3265 people have died trying to shoot chutes this tour..
Post by: Raubvogel on February 01, 2003, 08:52:25 PM
3264 of them were FDBs. WTG guys! !
Title: 3265 people have died trying to shoot chutes this tour..
Post by: cpxxx on February 01, 2003, 09:03:43 PM
Shooting people in chutes is pointless or more accurately perkless. I was guilty of it in the past I must admit but rarely now. In any case it just helps them get back in the action quicker. Let them hang there and float forever. I used to quite enjoy the view but now open really low like a kind of HALO jump. I do like the idea of people crashing while trying to hit chutes. Poetic justice, methinks?
Title: 3265 people have died trying to shoot chutes this tour..
Post by: Arlo on February 01, 2003, 09:06:50 PM
Poetic or not it's funny as hell. Almost as funny as the guy who passed me and crashed as I was spinning in. ;)
Title: 3265 people have died trying to shoot chutes this tour..
Post by: Mini D on February 01, 2003, 09:28:24 PM
That's how many people have died near chutes.. not trying to kill them.

BTW, I haven't died trying to shoot a chute this tour.  I'm 42-0.

MiniD
Title: 3265 people have died trying to shoot chutes this tour..
Post by: Arlo on February 02, 2003, 12:42:41 AM
Then you haven't shot at mine yet cause the only time I've died in one is laughing. ;)
Title: 3265 people have died trying to shoot chutes this tour..
Post by: Mathman on February 02, 2003, 02:01:34 AM
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Originally posted by cpxxx
In any case it just helps them get back in the action quicker.  


The whole point is to get them back into the action quicker so you can pop their chute again.
Title: 3265 people have died trying to shoot chutes this tour..
Post by: beet1e on February 02, 2003, 03:08:57 AM
3265 bananas, who got their comeuppance. What's the POINT of shooting a chute?  The guy's going down anyway.

Or is it in any way related to an obsession with score? :rolleyes:
Title: 3265 people have died trying to shoot chutes this tour..
Post by: Dead Man Flying on February 02, 2003, 03:13:21 AM
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Originally posted by beet1e
Or is it in any way related to an obsession with score?


No, it has an awful lot to do with my obsession with people squeaking and moaning on Channel 1 over something as little as one set of pixels doing something else to another set of pixels.

The signal to noise ratio for shooting chutes makes it worth it the trouble.

-- Todd/Leviathn
Title: 3265 people have died trying to shoot chutes this tour..
Post by: ccvi on February 02, 2003, 05:24:48 AM
Is it possible to kill chutes while the chute has not been opened? I remember falling down (chute closed) and taking lots of hits. But didn't die.
Title: 3265 people have died trying to shoot chutes this tour..
Post by: Exile on February 02, 2003, 08:59:21 AM
if they weren't meant to be shot, they wouldn't blowup in such a purty fireball when they are  :cool:
Title: 3265 people have died trying to shoot chutes this tour..
Post by: Arlo on February 02, 2003, 09:28:10 AM
Eww ... fireball! Shoot me! Shoot me! heh heh heh :D
Title: 3265 people have died trying to shoot chutes this tour..
Post by: Creamo on February 02, 2003, 09:37:20 AM
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Originally posted by ccvi
Is it possible to kill chutes while the chute has not been opened? I remember falling down (chute closed) and taking lots of hits. But didn't die.


Absolutley.
Title: 3265 people have died trying to shoot chutes this tour..
Post by: lazs2 on February 02, 2003, 09:53:16 AM
They are part of the strat... they have explosives strapped to em.  I have never missed a chute.   It is extremely good deflection shooting practice to shoot the cowardly sabatours while they are in freefall.
lazs
Title: 3265 people have died trying to shoot chutes this tour..
Post by: Arlo on February 02, 2003, 10:04:56 AM
Hehe ... oh yaaaaas. Shoot my chute, baybeeee. Punch out low ... open lower. Flip em off as they pass by with their guns a blazin'. Oh damn ... I've been captured. Didn't get many points that sortie at all. Up again. ;)

 Who loves ya, baybeeee? :D
Title: 3265 people have died trying to shoot chutes this tour..
Post by: lazs2 on February 02, 2003, 10:41:40 AM
those of us who shoot at you appreciate your sacrafice in the service of improving our gunnery and fending off the boredom that can sometimes set in on certain maps.
lazs
Title: 3265 people have died trying to shoot chutes this tour..
Post by: Arlo on February 02, 2003, 11:26:52 AM
"Shoot at". Got that right. ;)
Title: 3265 people have died trying to shoot chutes this tour..
Post by: Frogm4n on February 02, 2003, 11:47:27 AM
MATHMAN!
Title: 3265 people have died trying to shoot chutes this tour..
Post by: vorticon on February 02, 2003, 11:47:29 AM
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No, it has an awful lot to do with my obsession with people squeaking and moaning on Channel 1 over something as little as one set of pixels doing something else to another set of pixels.


oh please call them sprites damnit


as for chute shooting...wait till there about to touch down then attack em...if you can succesfully kill em then your good

of course in hth ive been shot as the little man thing hundreds of times because some moron thought i was a tank...lol
Title: 3265 people have died trying to shoot chutes this tour..
Post by: San on February 02, 2003, 03:43:31 PM
I don't see why people shoot them. I love the idea  of the poor guy who bailed and opened at 15k hanging there for 5 mins.
Title: 3265 people have died trying to shoot chutes this tour..
Post by: sling322 on February 02, 2003, 03:52:18 PM
Well....if he bailed at 15k then it gives you time to run around and kill the rest of the enemy and then swoop down and kill him just before he touches down.

:D
Title: 3265 people have died trying to shoot chutes this tour..
Post by: Arlo on February 02, 2003, 04:00:22 PM
Given the chute shooter .... ain't just a chute shooter. Yaknow ... workin' on his skills to become a plane shooter some day. ;)
Title: 3265 people have died trying to shoot chutes this tour..
Post by: Griego on February 02, 2003, 05:19:42 PM
WOOHOO ! Serves them right.   The bastages   :D
Title: 3265 people have died trying to shoot chutes this tour..
Post by: lazs2 on February 03, 2003, 08:03:14 AM
arlo please teach the other cowardly sabatouers some chute acm...  every one I have seen is pitifull.
lazs
Title: 3265 people have died trying to shoot chutes this tour..
Post by: Arlo on February 03, 2003, 12:33:16 PM
Sure thang. I can do that here.

 Bail low ... open lower. Laugh at the fool who followed you down to shoot your chute as he either:

a: Augers because he can't pull up.

b: Flys right by with guns a blazin' ... totally oblivious to the bogie on his tail.

c: Gets on ch 1 later to ask who the cowardly bailer was (because he wasn't the one who shot ya down).

d: If he manages to shoot your chute congratulate him on getting past that hurdle and wish him luck on doing the same with planes.

Good luck, Lassie. ;)
Title: 3265 people have died trying to shoot chutes this tour..
Post by: lazs2 on February 03, 2003, 12:41:21 PM
thanks arlo.... I will continue to shoot at the chutes then in the hope that someday I can shoot down an actual AH aircraft (besides my own).   When I get to that point in my AH career... I will ask you for advice on shooting planes.
lazs
Title: 3265 people have died trying to shoot chutes this tour..
Post by: Arlo on February 03, 2003, 12:44:24 PM
Always there for ya, darlin'. :D
Title: 3265 people have died trying to shoot chutes this tour..
Post by: cpxxx on March 02, 2003, 06:14:00 PM
I got three kills tonight just by standing on the ground as three people crashed trying to strafe me.  From now on I'm just going to bail out on an enemy base and soon I'll be top scorer
Title: 3265 people have died trying to shoot chutes this tour..
Post by: Ack-Ack on March 02, 2003, 06:19:53 PM
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Originally posted by beet1e
What's the POINT of shooting a chute?  



It's fun to shoot them and even more fun to hear them whine and squeak on Channel 1.



Ack-Ack
Title: 3265 people have died trying to shoot chutes this tour..
Post by: Ridge on March 02, 2003, 08:00:45 PM
I only shoot chutes after I let that C-47 get within 1k of me and I saw that wing off with my M16 :D
Title: 3265 people have died trying to shoot chutes this tour..
Post by: Batz on March 02, 2003, 10:00:26 PM
My squaddie got 4 kills tonight in his chute. 4 guys collided with him. Theres a prolonged FE delay from bailing to showing as a chute. Most of the time it looks like an aircraft is hanging in mid air.

I have collided several times my self to this.
Title: 3265 people have died trying to shoot chutes this tour..
Post by: Kev367th on March 03, 2003, 10:13:45 AM
I only ever shoot chutes that are sitting on the field spying. Which brings me to an amusing story.
A few day ago a was shot down over any enemy base with two kills. Just for a giggle I ran into one of the hangars.
Result - By the time I was killed I had 14 kills, lol.
Title: 3265 people have died trying to shoot chutes this tour..
Post by: gofaster on March 03, 2003, 10:24:39 AM
Does that figure also include collisions with disintegrating aircraft?  It would explain the high number.  I don't shoot chutes (waste of ammo in my Yak) but I have been known to fly into wreckage from time to time when I pack too much speed.