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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: poopster on February 02, 2003, 05:51:16 PM
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COOL !!
Been meaning to try one of these missun things..
I move to A6 and go into the Map bunker. Jeez there's a war on and they got a chess game goin on..
Might have to come back and play someone..
Find the missun thing and were flyin 38's with two 1000 pounders and rockets 100 percent fuel..
Never had hangy things on my plane before so I load them up and jump in the plane...
Sitting on the runway I'm checkin it out, pickin up the snickers wrappers and emptying the ashtray when orders come across the buffer.
ROLL, ROLL, ROLL !!!
Off we go with pretty yellow icons.. I'm part of a MISSUN !!
"Come to 090 CS 200"
Well the first problem presents itself, I haven't a clue as to what he's talking about..
"What direction ??" I type.
"East poop"
"East ???"
"E poop, E"
"Yo"
Everyone is forming up and I keep falling behind, there leaving me.
"Whats our climb speed ??"
"200 poop"
"two oh oh"
"Yo"
It would be nice if they would have told me but no matter, I'm formed up, have the wrappers picked up and light a stogey and scan the huge group of planes with hangys on um..
I move over next to a guy so we look cool flyin along..
"Come R to 180 CS 210 to 12k"
"Poop turn Right until your pointed at the S, climb at 210mph until the group gets to 12 thousand feet..."
"Yo"
Everyone is formed up tight, we're lookin GOOD, I call my wife and say "Look at this honey" and she says "That's nice dear..."
"Level at 12k MP 50"
"Come R to 225"
Ah jeez..
"225 ??"
"HALF WAY BETWEEN THE S AND THE W POOP !!"
"Yo"
Now I'm gettin out in front, I'm not cool and a sweat has broken out on my forehead. I have alot of forehead but that's another story...
"Throttle ??" and cringe...
"POOP ?? sigh.. Manifold pressure of 50, FIVE OH. The little gauge on the right hand side that says Man"
Hey, never really looked at that one before..I always look at the speedometer..
"Yo"
"Ok three groups, Blue group the FH's and ack, green group the VH and Red group hit the city"
"Poop look for the little box of buildings near the water and kill them"
"Yo"
"Cycle weapons"
Cool were there, we're bad, we're tight and its TIME.
There isn't any enemy there..well that's ok.
"Let's do it" comes the call..
I put her in a dive from 12k and throttle back so I'm not too fast. Line up on the buildings double check and the rockets are first up. give them some lead and start firing...
Off they go two at a time to lay waste for the homeland..
By the time they're on the way I'm gettin low and movin. That's ok because I'm new to these hangy things and wanna be close when I let go of the BIG dawgs..
The ack starts and they're all pointed at me..
My left engine is smoked as I take more hits..
I cycle my weapons and just above the buildings I pull the trigger twice for the BIG dawgs..
I put 12 rounds of fiftys and 4 cannon rounds into the church..
I try to pull out, but with the BIG dawgs hangin...
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ROFLMAO!! I am thinking the end of the story is more of a sound then a sentence? SPLAT!!!
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ROFLMBO! Poop,..this is a classic!
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Nopoop, that's pretty danged funny. If you enjoyed that, you should try a TOD sometime. :D
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lol i love reading poop's postings :)
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I laughed out loud. As I'm reading this in work they all think I'm nuts but then they always thought I was anyway.
Sounds like one of my missions. First in or last in I always auger in.
Good work keep it up!!!1
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Poop now thats 2 storys I have archieved. Slow down.
Drex
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Man you make me laugh. Thanks for the great post.
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The BKs are hitting ground targets ? :confused:
How much for a screenshot of Lazs in a fluff on Ebay ?
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Originally posted by poopster
COOL !!
Everyone is formed up tight, we're lookin GOOD, I call my wife and say "Look at this honey" and she says "That's nice dear..."
LOL!!! I get that one a lot too... :D Unless they fly, they just don't understand :)
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Saw, Nopoop has been put on probation for taking part in a missun. He will be reading and replying to all of Lazs' fan mail for 2 weeks. A fitting punishment.
Drex
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I can only immagine :o poor bloke.
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Originally posted by Drex
Saw, Nopoop has been put on probation for taking part in a missun. He will be reading and replying to all of Lazs' fan mail for 2 weeks. A fitting punishment.
Drex
eeewwww yuck! I had to do that 'cause I looked at a bomber once.
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Originally posted by poopster
COOL !!
Everyone is formed up tight, we're lookin GOOD, I call my wife and say "Look at this honey" and she says "That's nice dear..."
LOL
I usually get, "thats nice honey, say hello to all the geeks from me " :)
LOL
NwBie