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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: StSanta on February 05, 2003, 07:39:03 AM
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Me; yesterday. Was minding my own business, which was getting drunk and oogling women when this cute brunette slapped me.
I think 'wtf?' and turn around (she slapped me from behind).
Girl: 'Ooooh sorry, I thought you were someone else!'
Me: 'If you slap me on the bottom, I CAN be someone else'.
Shite. There she had initiated contact (literally), and I f@rked it up. Why is it with women and me that there is a tendency for , words from her, words from me, girl leaves?
So, when was the last time YOU got slapped? :D
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Not once; but that's only because the one time a girl had the cause to slap me, I apparently broke a major taboo... I blocked it. I claim self defense but I heard later that if you care at all about forgiveness, you have to let her go through with it. I never heard from her again (but I'm fine with that)
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Soooooo.....er....Santa, no Somali's following you around anymore then?
(http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/extern/640697.jpg)
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Never. Although I have been kneed in the knackers by a girlfriend during a moment of...err passion. But it was by accident. I think.
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Never struck a woman, never been struck by a woman(Other than Mom as a youngster, spanking...but I'll be damned if I can remember it)
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I was slapped by my ex when we were having a serious conversation and I kept staring at her boobs.
It actually turned me on.
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They tend to punch these days. I guess you mean the old fashioned "slap" tho. That would be probly 5 years ago.
Thing is... if you don't react they get madder and tend to start wailing on ya... I have never hit a woman like I would a man. I usually just trap their hands and avoid the inevitable kicks till they calm some and then ask em if they think I could kick their ass.. If they are smart and say yes... I ask em "do we really need to prove it?"
lazs
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Originally posted by lazs2
They tend to punch these days. I guess you mean the old fashioned "slap" tho. That would be probly 5 years ago.
Thing is... if you don't react they get madder and tend to start wailing on ya... I have never hit a woman like I would a man. I usually just trap their hands and avoid the inevitable kicks till they calm some and then ask em if they think I could kick their ass.. If they are smart and say yes... I ask em "do we really need to prove it?"
lazs
Note: THere should be a distinction between Biker babes that Lazs speaks of, and regular "women". ;)
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Swoop, I talked to the woman when she was sober. She seemed to understand that it would be a stupid thing to do, but there's no telling what she'll do when she's drunk.
Hope it'll work out. If it won't, I'll be ready.
Rip, you've never been slapped by a woman? Dude, you've never lived then.
Or maybe you haven't got a bad habit of seeking out really nasty women. I wonder what the hell is wrong with me in that department.
I've gotten a few slaps in my life. I've never gotten slapped tring to pick up a woman. Am never rude and don't use primitive stuff like 'nice boobs' or the like. Usually I amke a comment that can be interpreted several ways and then let them figure out how to handle it - their response indicates whether they're interested or not. Saves time and embarrasment,
Been slapped by my girlfriends though. Usually for ignoring them; they've gone on rants and I've turned a deaf ear. I try not to discuss with emotionally upset people. And that state, of course, is one that produces slaps.
And as Animal said, its sort of a turnon :D. What lazs do is usually my response too - if they presist, grab their hands, raise voice a little bit and explain that I have no intention of ever hitting them but if I wanted to I could.
I don't hit women. if I was assaulted, I'd fight back, but slaps are another matter.
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StSanta will never wash that part of his head for the rest of his life....lol
Still swooning?
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An unspoken rule of mating is that a hot woman who'll slap you is amazing in bed.
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rip... these days I am dating SMML's.. they act about the same... temperment wise.
lazs
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Originally posted by lazs2
rip... these days I am dating SMML's.. they act about the same... temperment wise.
lazs
SMML? I can only guess:
Single Male, Multiple Languages.
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What if its part of a strange sexual fetish that turns her on?
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Originally posted by Animal
An unspoken rule of mating is that a hot woman who'll slap you is amazing in bed.
After traveling to South America alot and dating a lot of latin women, especially Brazilian, I would certainly agree.
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back in the day when I was young and studly I was in a meat-market bar and was lubed up with quite a few drinks..I walked over to the hottest girl in the joint. I don't recall exactly what I said, but I know it was very obscene and direct.. I got both a cocktail in the face and a very nice open hand slap across the mug.. I played it nice and cool..keeping as much dignity as is possible with a white russian dripping from my nose and a big red mark on my cheek. She went home with me that night saying that she was impressed with the way I handled the whole thing..go fig.. If anyone can figure women out, they deserve a friggen Nobel Prize...
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it's been a few years.
almost always it was from my bad habit of laughing at women when they get pissed off. I've found a smile, light chuckle, and some thing like - "you get mad over the stupidest things" or "you are so cute when you throw these little tantrums over nothing"- tends to reallly set some women off.
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SMML?
Socially
Maligned
Male
Luftweinies?
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Originally posted by hawk220
back in the day when I was young and studly I was in a meat-market bar and was lubed up with quite a few drinks..I walked over to the hottest girl in the joint. I don't recall exactly what I said, but I know it was very obscene and direct.. I got both a cocktail in the face and a very nice open hand slap across the mug.. I played it nice and cool..keeping as much dignity as is possible with a white russian dripping from my nose and a big red mark on my cheek. She went home with me that night saying that she was impressed with the way I handled the whole thing..go fig.. If anyone can figure women out, they deserve a friggen Nobel Prize...
LOL!
As a slightly inebriated youth, I once asked a girl if she'd like to dance...she said "Not with YOU!"...so I said "So a blowjob is out of the question then?" :D Didn't get slapped either!
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did get slapped fairly hard a couple times back in highschool once for responding to "I don't do that on the first date" with "how about on the last date?"
ps. maybe it's - single mothers, mostly loony
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ROFL rip :D
The idiotic thing about picking up women in Dk is that virtually always it is at these stupid techno-esque clubs. And you have to have the proper clothes, looks an attitude. Conversations are limited to screaming over the music, so what people go by is image solely. I find this tedious over time and I'm 27, so not interested in it anymore.
I'd have to emigrate to another place to find a different situation. Then again, I doubt it's much different in the rest of the western world.
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highschool, about 30 years ago
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never been slapped by a woman or a man for that matter :)
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By the wife last summer when I tried to scope women at the beach.
Since then, I always take the scope off the rifle first.
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Ya im a chick magnet! or atleat my face is a magnet for their slaps! I been smacked a few times but mostly i desreved it!
One time that sticks out i was at college at friday happy hour been on and off agian with my so called girl friend (she was whoring around and i caught her) she walks up to me and acted like a squeak i told her to find her other boy friend to complain to WHAM she really hauled off and blasted me with an open hand slap to the ear (she missed my face -she was a little drunk) the bouncer saw it kick her out and wouldnt let her back in after i came back to i realized she popped my ear drum whith her cuffed hand. 6 months later i could hear out of that ear finally.
So if your gonna get slapped hope she doesnt cup her had and pop your ear drum!
Box
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There's more to life, than beating your wife.
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Last time I got slapped was by a German girl I had been seeing. She found out that I'd slept with her best friend. Gave me a nice hard smack across the cheek....then threw a beer bottle at me as I was walking away. It's a good thing chicks can't throw.
She later tried to get back at me by sleeping with a friend of mine. I congratulated him. Chicks just don't get it sometimes :)
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Originally posted by StSanta
Rip, you've never been slapped by a woman? Dude, you've never lived then.
What u think happend to his hair ;) I bet they using the B-ball racket :D :cool: :D :cool:
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Been a while now... but my ex used to get hyperactive when I would disagree and smile. go figure...
Definately been TOO LONG since I've been slapped by an unknow woman, yes :D
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B-ball racket
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what is a b-ball racket??? man, thats as fluffied up as a football bat. :D
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Originally posted by Raubvogel
Last time I got slapped was by a German girl I had been seeing. She found out that I'd slept with her best friend. Gave me a nice hard smack across the cheek....then threw a beer bottle at me as I was walking away. It's a good thing chicks can't throw.
She later tried to get back at me by sleeping with a friend of mine. I congratulated him. Chicks just don't get it sometimes :)
Can I be your friend?
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rip and mt... I told you... it's not about you.. I think you are both attractive but I just don't go that way..
SMML= Short Mean Mexican Lady I believe that animal may be correct about women with tempers.
lazs
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hehe, showed that pic to my wife a while back. She has no sense of humor. ;)
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rofl, that pic is on my wall as of now!
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Slapped, nah thats for wussy's, I got in a fist fight, well, her 21 year old brother was there..so I just huddled up against the wall.. I got a bunch in where it counts for her though...yeah..last time I touched her..
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Never.
eskimo
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it ain't hard to get slapped by a woman.
just ask 'the question' directly.
9 outta 10 will slap yah...
.. the one that didn't is worth the 9 that did.
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I've heard thats true....
Never have been able to prove it. They keep saying 'yes' dammit.
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Only once. In high school. We had 2 people in my class with my same name, apparently this other guy had been a REAL jerk and seriously talked behind this girl's back in a party...
so next day of course her friends tell her... and she thinks it was me (i wasnt even at that party btw).
I was closing my locker, put the lock on it, turned around to go to class and *SLAP* the world goes white
brain: "OW! wtf????!!! why is she screaming at me? what did i.." *SLAP* "OW!!"
(yeah she whacked me twice!)
if it wasnt for her girl-friends holding her back telling her it WASNT me i'm sure she wouldve punched my lights out. :eek:
Its kinda interesting, ive NEVER been hit by anyone in my life and im the kind of person that reacts rather violently when startled.. and she did startle the hell outta me. Mustve been my cheeks burning that kept my brain in the "what the.." loop.
On the good side, i did get a cheap date out of it... at least i think it was a date, she didnt get over her embarrasment until our senior year. :D
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Got a black eye from Tammy Arkinstall in grade 6. She had failed a grade and was real big for her age..honest..