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Title: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: najdorf on February 05, 2003, 11:19:48 AM
My fiance came after me about 11:30 last night and threatened to throw the computer in our pool.:mad:

Is this a common AH relationship side effect?  She feels there is something deeply wrong within me that I would want to stay on the game for four straight hours.  I didn't have the heart to tell her that 4 hours is nothin.
Title: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: Joc on February 05, 2003, 11:25:47 AM
Hmmm I was engaged once.....ONCE!....she said 'its me or the damn pc'........well,the pc's still here......:D
Title: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: Kanth on February 05, 2003, 12:03:40 PM
While she's in therapy for misplaced aggression you should have plenty of time to fly. :)
Title: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: Mini D on February 05, 2003, 12:14:56 PM
My wife once said "You need to make a choice between that computer and me".

I replied: "Do you really want me to do that?"

I think she got the point.  Basically, she doesn't ask what I'd rather have in the house and I don't tell her.

MiniD
Title: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: midnight Target on February 05, 2003, 12:19:19 PM
My wife encourages my flying in every way. She loves it so much that she has offered to let me have all the free time I want. I wonder what that means?
Title: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: Saintaw on February 05, 2003, 12:41:22 PM
Ahhh join the singles club soon :)



Joc, don't fool yourself...  ;)
Title: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: Flossy on February 05, 2003, 12:43:55 PM
LOL!  I decided a while ago now (4.5 years ago!) - if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!  :D  Never intended actually flying myself, but decided to start my own account so that I could join him as a gunner or drive a GV..... flying came later when I got fed up of sitting around in HQ (in AW) waiting for someone to take a bomber up!  :)
Title: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: icemaw on February 05, 2003, 12:46:50 PM
40dogmaw Had Air Warrior listed on his divorce papers. :eek:
Title: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: AKIron on February 05, 2003, 12:53:08 PM
Lucky (hmmmm?) for me there were no flight sims or PCs for that matter when I was married or I'd still be single.
Title: The other boss
Post by: llyr69 on February 05, 2003, 12:57:41 PM
Since I set up a router to share the cable modem connect, my other CO has been happy as a clam. At least she know's I'm not out boozing and chasing wild women :D
Title: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: Psyco on February 05, 2003, 01:04:06 PM
Hehe, great thread. All you young'ns out there read and heed what the veterans have to say. I heard it all myself in a prior life, that chapter closed and I have been blessed with an understanding lady who now has her own account, and my flying time is dwindling. Hmmm, what to do.... Yep, building a nudder 'puter for MsPsyco, but I get to keep the Cougar HOTAS, and she gets the CH throttle, pedals and flight stick, there's where I draw the line!!!!

Psyco

right honey?????:rolleyes:
Title: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: MrLars on February 05, 2003, 02:43:58 PM
Y'all should try this...

Put a pair of sunglasses on backwards, then as you sit playing just nod in agreement every once in a while...this should give you at least 3-4 hours of peace while flying...

...until she wises up about the sunglasses indoors thing :)
Title: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: lazs2 on February 05, 2003, 02:51:28 PM
mt... it doesn't mean anything important..

well... depending on what you think is "important".   Is she working out to get into shape?    Change in employment status?

lazs
Title: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: udet on February 05, 2003, 02:55:45 PM
najdorf-take your ring back, she's not worth it :p
Title: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: midnight Target on February 05, 2003, 03:45:55 PM
Quote
Originally posted by lazs2
mt... it doesn't mean anything important..

well... depending on what you think is "important".   Is she working out to get into shape?    Change in employment status?

lazs


:) Thanks Lazs.

Actually momma tapes her soap operas and likes to watch them at night. I have been banished from the room during soap time due to my incessant comments about the idiocy of the plot and the acting.

This means I am now encouraged to fly for at least 2 hours a night. If I quit early she will even groan and say... "don't you want to fly some more?"

Learning to love Soap Operas :D
Title: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: Tuck on February 05, 2003, 04:05:05 PM
i had a relationship like that once...luckily she was hit by a beer truck.  :D

the female carbon based life form i'm seeing now...and have been for almost four years...actually ENCOURAGES me to play the game as much as i want!  she says it's because i haven't been taking my piper up that much lately due to work/time constraints, but i think it's really because when i'm flying online, she can watch the chick flicks she gets all the time.  :D

she has a sister...

(http://members.aol.com/tuck0006/images/bertgalland.jpg)

The Tuckster
How's My Flying?  Call 1-800-BITEME
Title: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: Wlfgng on February 05, 2003, 04:17:04 PM
same here MT and for the same reasons
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Post by: BGBMAW on February 05, 2003, 04:27:18 PM
yes ..love show..TV sopa crap...all that TV stufff iS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!


When 90210 and Mel Rose place was on TV..I LOVED IT@!!!

the Bich would shut the fuk up and leave m ealone....But the occasional "Turn the Fuking volume down" still came out of here pie hole


Now ..she is gone.."good ridence",but dam fine screw...

And now my only full time relationship is AH..she i sso kind and gentle...Untill i get booted the i slap the ho...

Then i say sorry as it reboots...



Love BiGB
xoxo

P.S. When 40dog said a wife ago had AW listed on the divorce papers i was cracking up..dam biches:)
Title: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: aztec on February 05, 2003, 05:05:35 PM
My wife hates it when I fly AH so I just do it at my girlfriends house.
Title: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: Ghosth on February 05, 2003, 05:19:53 PM
My wife didn't understand it at first.

Then her friends husbands started drinking all the time, another had an affair, others are gone and the wife has NO idea where he is.

Me I'm just in the other room with my headset on talking to some guys in California, texas, florida etc.

She knows exactly where I'm at. Evenings I try not to fly for more than 2 hours at a spell. Give her equal billing and she's happy.

If thats not enough remind em that an evening at the bar can run 30$ easily, the bartender will NOT call you to the phone and you'll be sober when you come to bed not drunk & stinky.

If she doesn't get the point lose her,
she really isn't right for you.
Title: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: Puck on February 05, 2003, 05:23:39 PM
My ex wife didn't like flying.  I traded her in on a faster PC so I could get improved frame rates.  Best deal I've made to date.
Title: Re: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: X2Lee on February 05, 2003, 05:29:05 PM
Quote
Originally posted by najdorf
My fiance came after me about 11:30 last night and threatened to throw the computer in our pool.:mad:

Is this a common AH relationship side effect?  She feels there is something deeply wrong within me that I would want to stay on the game for four straight hours.  I didn't have the heart to tell her that 4 hours is nothin.



My honey likes me to fly, it takes my mind of sex till she can claim
asleep. ;)   :p
I think its a security thing with her myself.
If yall aint even married yet she needs much more attention
than that. What the hell you thinking man?

Better watch out for "Jody"
:cool
Title: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: MotorOil on February 05, 2003, 05:32:15 PM
Glad to see I'm not the only one with this syndrome!  I just make it a point to spend one quality evening a week with the wife and the rest of the week online.  So, when you don't see me online, that's quality evening night!  I know that's a lot, but what else am I to do?

I find it helps to wash the dishes before going online.  :rolleyes:
Title: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: bockko on February 05, 2003, 06:19:07 PM
several years ago:

"you love that computer more than me....""" etc.

"okokok, I'll hit the nudie bars with the guys then...."


today:

"here is a beer and chips..."
Title: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: loser on February 05, 2003, 07:45:40 PM
Tuck, please tell me the beer truck wasnt hurt!
Title: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: Pongo on February 05, 2003, 07:51:02 PM
My girlfriend is much better about it then my wife was.
Title: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: Blank on February 05, 2003, 09:12:03 PM
pleased to say that I have recently started seeing this young lady, for a start we are both 30, both like computers (she works in IT, me as a freelance 3d artist and I get Tues and wed evenings to my self as shes at her programming course as shes learning 'C'.

But most Important she loves computer games.

I didn't realise that there were such things as attractive females that would be into this stuff, she puts it down to the fact that when she was young her mum was a hippy and they had no TV or technology, which is why shes into it now.

met her at a club and our conversations included stuff like, " what motherboard do you have", "what games your favourite?" etc  was very very freaky as normally I have a rule that I must not talk about Computers or surfing (water/waves type), just clicked.

all I can say is Bliss.....  :D

search and you shall find, well maybe 1 every 30 years or so :D
Title: airtime
Post by: Mother on February 06, 2003, 03:53:21 AM
I'm engaged and will be married may 16th....My Fiance (nice word huh?) has no problem with my air time...she remembers when I was working 18 hr days as an audio engineer and would drink for hours at the end of a long 2 or 3 day shift...and she remembers me being gone for months on tour. Most of all I think she sees alot of my friends are out in bars and strip joints (or gay like Narsus) and she has decided...better home and happy then out and in trouble.

To keep things fair...I try not to fly currently on the days I get to see her (fri-mon) and if I do...I make sure I give her all the details...each auger, bail, ack hit, and bounce. Sometimes I sneak in a story about how I fly better then Drex and how Lazs asks me for h2h advice...or how I shot down KBall, Leviathan and Fester in one sortie while low on fuel and ammo and missing an elevator.

Either that....or ....its the fact that I wrap her in gaffers tape and beat her within an inch of her life if she complains...

who knows...its a mystery

Mothr
Blue Knights
Title: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: Malleus on February 06, 2003, 03:55:02 AM
Leaving mine when taxes come in, 14 1/2 years down the crapper

8 years of child support

Yeah.....
Title: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: ALF on February 06, 2003, 06:29:02 AM
You'd be amazed at how many wives will get VERY upset at their men playing Aces high for 3-4 hours a night......but of course they think nothing of plopping down in front of the Television from 7-11 each and every night.


sigh



Im just not sure why there is such a double standard....its ok to sit and watch meaningless drivel (in my experiences, the wives watch sit coms and the like...not educational stuff like WIngs channel or history channel).......but you taking an active role in a social game are the "one with a problem"

ah well
Title: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: CyranoAH on February 06, 2003, 08:02:41 AM
This one's about a golf game... but it could very well be AH :)

(http://www.dakine.net/dilbert/images/dilbert-sports-golfcart.gif)
Title: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: Saurdaukar on February 06, 2003, 08:07:23 AM
My GF has absolutely no problem with AH - Shes very understanding to begin with - plus she asks me "Are you killing people?" if she can tell Im not paying attention when we're on the phone - kinda cute.  :D

Aside from that, I guess she looks at it this way - its a fine alternative to me going out chick hunting.
Title: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: maxtor on February 06, 2003, 08:18:36 AM
Get up early fly in Am instead - chicks hate the mornings.
Title: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: Staga on February 06, 2003, 08:35:01 AM
Here's one of our wwiiol squad members; Maiden (http://www.stagas.net/lagus/raate_jyskala/dsc00027.jpg).
Title: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: FDutchmn on February 06, 2003, 08:58:43 AM
hmmm... is this the start of the CAWW...err... CAHW?  same pronunciation I bet :D
Title: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: wipass on February 06, 2003, 09:29:40 AM
I fly  (play) in my study at home, around a year ago I was "flying" in a warbirds EMC using roger wilco with a squad, all of a sudden I hear at loud volume the dambusters theme tune, the door flew open and in came my wife and 2 kids (13 and 7) all wearing leather flying helmets and goggles with arms outstretched mimicking aircraft and calling out "roger, over and out" etc.

I must admit it was hilarious and obviously had been planned for a while.

She and the children made the point that I was a touch obsessed with the game and I should spend more time with them, I took the hint and limited my flying to around an hour each evening, whilst my wife chilled out and the kids completed any homework.

Now, I complete the homework with the kids and grab 30 mins here and there when I can, except for the next 5 weeks of course with Niemen starting on Sat nights (for me).

wipass
Title: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: Hawklore on February 06, 2003, 10:02:56 AM
Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target
My wife encourages my flying in every way. She loves it so much that she has offered to let me have all the free time I want. I wonder what that means?



As long as you aren't going through packages of AA batteries.
Title: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: Killjoy2 on February 06, 2003, 11:58:41 AM
Here's a good suggestion for those of you just starting a family.

Try naming your children "Stuka" or "Mossie" it will make quality time with the family fly by (so to speak).

Also, if you can work in words like "spitfire" and "mustang" as terms of endearment instead of the usual (and hackneyed) "honey" you'll find that it's almost like flying AH.  

All of these things help smooth the matrimonial pathway.  I do not recommend the use of "check 6" in the act of coitus.
Title: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: Kanth on February 06, 2003, 01:25:32 PM
Another problem I don't/can't have.

 My sweetie flies and we play tons of other games together and with friends. It's the BEST.

hate me now. :D
Title: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: Hajo on February 06, 2003, 01:26:00 PM
Since my wife in no way resembled Heather Locklear, Flight Sims reigned supreme.

However.....the Judge had a different opinion.
Title: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: muckmaw on February 06, 2003, 01:49:59 PM
I've pretty much got it made. My wife works nights. Baby is asleep by 9, and if she ain't, there's always the closet (kidding).

It would be nice to have a partner who understood, if not shared in this game. Your a lucky man Kanth. I could only imagine how great our marriage would be if I could get her to log on an hour a week. We'd have so much to talk about!

Geez, most guys have 2 girl fantasies. Mine is simply to share my favorite pastime with my wife.

Pathetic.

Any advice to get her up and flying?
Title: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: Pongo on February 06, 2003, 01:56:40 PM
Ya Kanth..your a lucky man..
lol
Title: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: Kanth on February 06, 2003, 02:02:46 PM
:D


Quote
Originally posted by Pongo
Ya Kanth..your a lucky man..
lol
Title: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: Kanth on February 06, 2003, 02:12:53 PM
I dunno perhaps some "wow this is great fun how about you come try it with me!! it's not hard at all! I'd love to have you play this with me"

 Type stuff usually works, if she's your friend she'll want to do things with you. But at first she'll prolly say no with an (excuse)

Just keep talking it up and expressing that it's something that you'd like to do together with her.

  Maybe barter for some stuff that she likes to do that is in the same realm (fun entertainment)

that's the best advice I can think of. :)

Quote
Originally posted by muckmaw

Any advice to get her up and flying?
Title: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: RafBader on February 06, 2003, 02:13:56 PM
My wife no longer complains incesantly about my time spent flying....at least i don't think she does... been real quiet since i bricked her in her sewing room.
Title: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: mars01 on February 07, 2003, 01:43:45 AM
The trick is give her some great loving, tire the crap out of her and wait till she falls asleep.  lol.  Every time my girl complains I @#$% the crap out of her, then she could care less what I do.


:D
Title: Thanx for nothing AH
Post by: FDutchmn on February 07, 2003, 01:54:04 AM
hey none of you old air warriors are picking up on the CAWW!  The Coalition of Air Warrior Widows!  Check this link! CAWW - The Coalition of Air Warrior Widows (http://home.earthlink.net/~ii_ssnifff/caww/caww2.html) :D