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Title: Ralph Wiggum
Post by: funkedup on February 05, 2003, 05:21:41 PM

After being pepper sprayed by Marge:  "Even my boogers are spicy!"

Title: Ralph Wiggum
Post by: Animal on February 05, 2003, 05:24:33 PM

(http://www.alienvisuals.com/daedalus/ralph.jpg)
"You’ve done good Ralph! Now you know what you must do -- burn them! Burn them all!"

Title: Ralph Wiggum
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on February 05, 2003, 05:26:53 PM

"Hi Super Nintendo Chamers"

"I'm learnded"
-SW

Title: Ralph Wiggum
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on February 05, 2003, 05:32:16 PM

"Me fail English...That's un-possible!"

"...I don't have a red crayon...I ate it."

"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there."

 "Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"
 
"I ated the purple berries"
"It tastes like ... burning"

"Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever."

http://www.snpp.com/guides/ralph.file.html
-SW

Title: Ralph Wiggum
Post by: Hangtime on February 05, 2003, 05:37:22 PM

"my cats bellybutton smells like catshit"

Title: Ralph Wiggum
Post by: SOB on February 05, 2003, 05:40:14 PM

Wait, but that's a Hangtime quote!

Title: Ralph Wiggum
Post by: Mini D on February 05, 2003, 05:48:45 PM

SOB.. you silly fool.  Hantime IS Ralph Wiggum.

Title: Ralph Wiggum
Post by: Chairboy on February 05, 2003, 06:09:56 PM

(at fire prevention fair)
Smokey the bear: "You're not going to start any fires, are you little boy?"
Ralph: "At my house, we call them uh-ohs."

Title: Ralph Wiggum
Post by: Ralph Wiggums on February 05, 2003, 09:11:55 PM

And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.

Title: Ralph Wiggum
Post by: Octavius on February 05, 2003, 09:14:04 PM

I bent my wookie!

Title: Ralph Wiggum
Post by: NOD2000 on February 05, 2003, 09:36:35 PM

My parents don't let me use scissors

Title: Ralph Wiggum
Post by: NOD2000 on February 05, 2003, 09:41:11 PM

Ralph: "Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent."
Miss Hoover: "Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?"
 Ralph: "He was going to the bathroom."

Title: Ralph Wiggum
Post by: mjolnir on February 06, 2003, 02:14:15 AM

"Miss Hoover?  My worm fell in my mouth and I ate it.  Can I have another one?"

"No Ralph, just put your head on your desk and go to sleep while the other children are learning."

Quote

"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"

You can't just have that quote without the rest of it. :cool:

Title: Ralph Wiggum
Post by: steely07 on February 06, 2003, 02:29:26 AM

This one needs to be fully quoted too

Quote

"My parents don't let me use scissors"
(Laughter from class)
"The children are right to laugh at you Ralph,these things wouldn't cut butter"