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Title: Anybody Got a Set of...
Post by: H. Godwineson on February 06, 2003, 08:58:16 AM
...of brass knuckles?

There's this "parent" of a 14 year old student that I want to beat the crap out of.

They're living with an in-law by marriage.  They have no place else to stay.  The student is pregnant by the in-law.  The parent must have known it was going on but took no action because, get this now, they might not be able to find another place to stay.

Rumor has it that the girl and the in-law had been sleeping in the same room.

God in Heaven, I'm sick of seeing this kind of crap happening to these delta students!

Only two more years until retirement.  Only two more years...

Shuckins
Title: Anybody Got a Set of...
Post by: wingmanI on February 06, 2003, 09:01:16 AM
you really want a pair  

 wingmanI
Title: Anybody Got a Set of...
Post by: nuchpatrick on February 06, 2003, 09:27:57 AM
Thats just plain sick! The sob needs to be tossed in jail. If I was you I'd turn them into the child abuse and welfair department... I feel very sorry for the girl in this case.
Title: Anybody Got a Set of...
Post by: Ripsnort on February 06, 2003, 09:40:46 AM
(Deliverance Bango's begin here....)
Title: Anybody Got a Set of...
Post by: capt. apathy on February 06, 2003, 10:02:37 AM
sounds like the guy could really use his bellybutton kicked.  if you are serious about doing it though, you shouldn't be talking about it. (not even when you are supposed to be anonymous.

 would hate to see you get within 2 years of retirement, then screw it up by spending the next few in prison.

Btw- if the guy don't know you by sight, take his wallet after.  they don't seem to investigate simple muggings as hard as they do personal vendettas. Then after it’s all over for awhile you can go up to the guy and give him his ID. Tell him you found it on the street.  Just so he knows but can’t prove it was you
Title: Anybody Got a Set of...
Post by: Pongo on February 06, 2003, 10:16:43 AM
Trying to understand this.
Mother gets divorced and remaries and then they all move in with his parents and the 14 year old daughter is sleeping with her step fathers father..did I get that right?
you dont need brass nuckles..you need a granade.
Title: Anybody Got a Set of...
Post by: Ripsnort on February 06, 2003, 10:42:29 AM
Do you know what you call the sweat coming from your brow as you boink your sister?

Relative humidity. :D
Title: Anybody Got a Set of...
Post by: hawk220 on February 06, 2003, 12:13:32 PM
Hire a drifter to do the job...


oh.. household tip #23:  use bleach to clean up the blood
Title: Anybody Got a Set of...
Post by: devious on February 06, 2003, 01:13:55 PM
Do you have those rolled-up coin stacks where u live ?

During my "autonomous" times living in a, say, non-rented appartment, I`d make a stack of german 2c-coins about as high as my fist.

Then put tape around it really firmly and put it in your pocket.

No one sees it when u clench it in your fist on its way out for business.

As the physics say, E = 1/2 * M * V²  , this triples the mass of your fist - and at least in germany, the thing itself is perfectly legal.

Have fun.
Title: Anybody Got a Set of...
Post by: Angus on February 06, 2003, 01:28:32 PM
a 1/2 inch waterpipe, about 2 foot long will do quite a job. To make it more like a mace, you could of course put a 1/2 inch to 1 inch enlargement on the end, followed by a 1 inch union, that makes it pretty much like a mace ;)
A castraton clamp is also always useable.
Title: Anybody Got a Set of...
Post by: Batz on February 06, 2003, 01:40:45 PM
Call Springer, ya might as well make a few bucks off of it....
Title: Re: Anybody Got a Set of...
Post by: Montezuma on February 06, 2003, 01:57:34 PM
Quote
Originally posted by H. Godwineson
...of brass knuckles?
 


Depending on the state, that is assault with a deadly weapon.

She's 14?  Call child protective services, might be stuatory rape.
Title: Anybody Got a Set of...
Post by: funkedup on February 06, 2003, 01:58:20 PM
Call the police.  This person is a sexual predator who should rot in jail.
Title: Anybody Got a Set of...
Post by: Raubvogel on February 06, 2003, 04:05:25 PM
I think you guys are all being a little harsh here. One of the things missing in today's society is quality family time. Families that lay together stay together.
Title: Anybody Got a Set of...
Post by: funkedup on February 06, 2003, 04:16:35 PM
You tell 'em, uncle-brother.
Title: Anybody Got a Set of...
Post by: Animal on February 06, 2003, 04:44:11 PM
Awww come'n.

The guy is just like Michael Jackson, sharing his bed. How beautiful.
Title: Anybody Got a Set of...
Post by: Hangtime on February 06, 2003, 05:06:13 PM
she can come stay at my place till the third trimester.

;)

Shuckins.. don't get involved personally. No point in tossing out your life's accomplishements for the pleasure of a good ass-kickin.

Do make sure that protective services gets the info... just make sure it's not traceable to you.

good luck, buddy.
Title: Anybody Got a Set of...
Post by: Animal on February 06, 2003, 05:10:11 PM
Though, an bellybutton kicking sure as hell would be pleasurable...
Title: Anybody Got a Set of...
Post by: OIO on February 06, 2003, 06:11:39 PM
Nuts.

Call the police, the moment they see that girl pregnant they'll start asking questions. Lots of them. The "father" will go to jail and the mother quite probably loose her right to take care of the girl.

As it should be.

Heck, its like prostituting that kid for rent. :(