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Title: Poor Marines....
Post by: Ripsnort on February 07, 2003, 02:16:25 PM

(Thks Skybum) Sign posted for the Marines stationed at Camp Commando in Kuwait.

Title: Poor Marines....
Post by: ra on February 07, 2003, 02:21:13 PM

Time to go AWOL.

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Post by: Hangtime on February 07, 2003, 02:25:57 PM

no chokin the chicken, beatin the meat or spanking the monkey..

talk about motivational programs...

Title: Poor Marines....
Post by: midnight Target on February 07, 2003, 02:28:50 PM

THere are female Marines no?

What about lunch at the Y?

Title: Poor Marines....
Post by: Hangtime on February 07, 2003, 02:33:54 PM

i think i'd rather choke my chicken than screw a marine.. of any gender.

Title: Poor Marines....
Post by: Kanth on February 07, 2003, 02:36:12 PM

They have hours posted so I'm sure people can get it in their schedules around those hours.

I have to wonder what prompted the sign lol

Title: Poor Marines....
Post by: Ripsnort on February 07, 2003, 02:39:34 PM

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Originally posted by Kanth
They have hours posted so I'm sure people can get it in their schedules around those hours.

I have to wonder what prompted the sign lol

Probably someone walked in on another Marine during those hours. ;)

Title: Poor Marines....
Post by: Dux on February 07, 2003, 02:41:32 PM

Huuuaaaa!

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Post by: Gunthr on February 07, 2003, 02:48:03 PM

Here (http://161.58.5.90/fmj/cowboy.wav)

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Post by: Airscrew on February 07, 2003, 04:16:57 PM

Maybe those poor Marines can us this

Spank the Monkey (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/spankmonkey.html)

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Post by: hawk220 on February 07, 2003, 04:55:02 PM

it doesn't say you can't punch the munchkin!

Title: Poor Marines....
Post by: funkedup on February 07, 2003, 04:57:17 PM

I remember one of the Rangers in Blackhawk Down bet his buddy that he could be the first to get a "combat jack".

Title: Poor Marines....
Post by: Gunthr on February 07, 2003, 06:31:14 PM

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I remember one of the Rangers in Blackhawk Down bet his buddy that he could be the first to get a "combat jack". - Funky

 Physiologically speaking, a "combat jack" attempt should be easy to obtain due to higher adrenalin, blood pressure, and other fight or flight phenomenon. However, this practise is frowned upon.


Here (http://161.58.5.90/fmj/giveme25.wav)

Title: Poor Marines....
Post by: hardcase2 on February 07, 2003, 08:33:30 PM

What  happened to "Putting the Vulcan Death Grip on Captain Picard"?