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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: milnko on June 12, 2000, 12:44:00 PM
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A quick prayer before launching in my FW-190
A Psalm of Milenko
Kurt Tank is my shepherd, I shall not want;
he maketh me a FW 190A8 to JABO down in green pastures.
He leads me beside still waters; he restores my K/D ratio.
He leads me in paths of BOOM-N-ZOOM for his name's sake.
Yea, though I FLY through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil; for thou ALTITUDE art with me, thy BMW 801d and thy MG 151's, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a VULCHFEST before me in the presence of my enemies.
Thou anointest my head with oil, yet my BMW 801d runneth still.
Surely, ACES HIGH and The ASSASSINS, shall follow me all the days of my life; and I shall dwell in the house of the BUTCHER-BIRD forever!
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[This message has been edited by milnko (edited 06-12-2000).]
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"Verily in the year before the Millenium it came to pass that the Gods didst not see eye to eye. A great falling out between the gods didst happen. Many perhaps were the causes, yea, much gnashing of teeth and tearing of rament was heard. AGW was filled with attacks & counter attacks. Thunder & lightning filled the Unfriendly Skies (tm) and it was not good.
It came to pass that the Great Lord HT did release Warbirds to a destroyer greater even than BillGatesebub to be known as iEN. Much doom was fortold, and much doom has come true. The dweebs didst shudder & quake with fear.
And in time it came to pass that even those who worked for the corporate bosses in the Hot Lands didst come to the point where they said no more. These were the rifts that have devided the once united into three. And the Three shall never more be ONE! As the Gods have been split into three, so also did the dweebs cast about. Some into one camp didst leave with much shakeing of dust, and many angry posts. Others stand fast and point to WB III ever on the horizon.
iEN which tho it art spelled with but a small I is really about the BIG I,fussed much and accomplished little in the comeing year. Verily they give little yet prattle on about the heavenly WB III. Truly nothing seems sacred or holy to them, and they even didst have the gall to force connect via the iLZ foulness. Verily these were the darkest of dark days when friend turned against friend.
HT & Pyro, whom it seemed had forsaken us all, didst at last unveil their master plan.
With just 5 others HT worked long and hard. Great magicks didst they call down, long and hard did they labour, Nay STILL labour.
Aces High didst they call it, and build it well they did. Though incompletith it was, yeah, still some say is. Yet it gave the dweebs much that they had cried for in the old days.
Open beta arrived with a thunderclap and a flourish. Flat rate priceing they proclaimed,
and the Millenium was ushered in with fanfair and dreams of new flight models.
Still I have notyet spoken of the 3rd, those who were told they musteth pick up all they had and move to the tarheel country. They who rightously rose up and said nayeth to the iEN.
Many moons have they labored also, many have been those who can be found in their camp. Yet still they have not controled the magic, nor released even a beta. Yet the hopes of many dweebs follow this star. Great promises have they made, and much talk of war in all it's shapes.
Three are the great stars in the heavens, and their number is three. Three are the boards where the devout gather to talk. Each sayith they follow the one true faith. Yet each is but a part of what once was.
Many are those who still pay by the hour, and do cast covetous glances at the heavens. Yet stubborn are they also, determined to see the promised land of WB III. Verily they say they are just as many as they ever were. Yet I must beg of them one question. On thy honor, where haveth thine VETS gone?
Many are there also who revel in the new world created. Forsooth the grass is greener on the other side. The hills lush and sweet. Clouds dost drift hitther & yon and it is good. Many have come here from the OLD wars of AW, verily from all walks of life do they come in never ending stream to partake of 2 weeks of bliss!
Here may be found more old vets in one place than any have seen before. As as wouldst be expected, every hair is split thrice & thrice again. Yet the shadow remains in the deepest corners. What of Playnet, what magics do the rats do in their secret caves.
Yet the faithfull followers of HT and his band are rewarded often for thy faith. Many features are released, yea even tanks doth now crawl upon the ground. Even now they wait for the latest improvments promised by pyro.
Truly, the once promised STRAT doth exist, and grows ever stonger. New planes with new attributes are delivered often.
Many times hast I cast the runes of fortune, yet unclear the path yet lies. Enough verily to put away such worries for the time. Enjoy ever sunrise and sunset, throw caution to the winds and enjoy today. For truly, who knows what the morrow brings, feast or famine.
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Preach on Brother Ghosth!
Seems if we get enough material together we'll have to add to The Book of Dweeb, or Start our own book.
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For any newbies out here not familiar with The Book of Dweeb, here is a link to it:
The Book of Dweeb (http://www.nitro.co.za/warbirds/BoD.html)
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Yea, clearly doth the Tribe of Dweeb splitteth asunder and multiply-eth. Indeed, too much there ist for but a single lowly angel to covereth. And shall it be good? Even the Godz knoweth not.
But once again hath it been proveth: Tho some art Vets, All art Dweebish.
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And Lo, I say unto thee, smite thee spitfire and thee F4U from all corners of the earth and sky, and send them to dwell with the evil one. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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Originally posted by milnko:
A quick prayer before launching in my FW-190
A Psalm of Milenko
Yea, though I FLY through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil; for thou ALTITUDE art with me, thy BMW 801d and thy MG 151's, they comfort me.
Need some King James Revisionism here: Ifin yer flyin through da valley, clip a shadow, ya aint got NO ALTITUDE and ya better start prayin fer some real ARTistick flyun skeels cause them mean mofo's in da valley goona be eatin yer 6 fer lunch. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Liz of TSM
"O.K., here's my point..."
Vlad the Impaler (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
[This message has been edited by Lizard3 (edited 06-13-2000).]
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Originally posted by jedi:
But once again hath it been proveth: Tho some art Vets, All art Dweebish.
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Hear these words of the Godz all ye and remember them well! Verily Jedi doest speaketh truth straight from the holy scripture!
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Originally posted by Lizard3:
A Psalm of Milenko
Yea, though I FLY through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil; for thou ALTITUDE art with me, thy BMW 801d and thy MG 151's, they comfort me.
Need some King James Revisionism here: Ifin yer flyin through da valley, clip a shadow, ya aint got NO ALTITUDE and ya better start prayin fer some real ARTistick flyun skeels cause them mean mofo's in da valley goona be eatin yer 6 fer lunch. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
Oh ye of little faith, doest thou not knowest that The Valley of the Shadow of Death is but a deep chasm?
Verily, I say unto thou that it is the DEEPEST Valley.
Doest thou thinkest I would bloweth all my "E"?
Hast thou never felt the hand of Kurt Tank resting upon thine shoulder?
Hast thou never felt the WURGER's Lightning Bolt?
Ye blasphemy against what ye know not, and although I forgivest thee, Kurt Tank I speak not for.
As punishment may thou be consigned to the deepest pits of AH, and there find only thine GOONEY-BIRD to wingeth.
To redeem thyself chant this psalm:
To thee, O BUTCHERBIRD, I lift up mine eyes.
O mine FW 190 in thee I trust, let me not be put to shame; let not my enemies have altitude and vulch over me.
Yea, let none be vulched that be Rooks; let only them be vulched whoest are wantonly chute-shooters and ditchers.
Maketh me know thine ways, O Kurt Tank; teach me thy paths.
Leadth me in thy BOOM-N-ZOOM, and teach me, for thou art the saver of my K/D.
Helpth me to be mindful of mine 6, and also of the foul and evil P-51 for it hast been created in the evil one's likeness.
Remeber not the sins of my TURN-N-BURN or of my transgressions of grabbing a DWEEBFIRE!
<amen>
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[This message has been edited by milnko (edited 06-13-2000).]
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Hail Mary and pass the hot sauce! Kurt is my shepard, I shall not fight angles. He maketh my plane to send spitfires burning into green pastures. He restoreth my oil pressure. Yea though I fly through the valley of the shadow of dweebdom, I shall fear no evil for I have a "no fear" T-shirt.
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Liz of TSM
"O.K., here's my point..."
Vlad the Impaler ;)
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Hey this is a good forum, and all good posts, lets see if I can change that!
Revelation 6,7
Then the lamb broke open the fourth seal; and I heard the fourth living creature say "come"
I looked, and there was a pale-colored horse, it's rider was named Death, and hades followed close behind. They were given authority over one fourth of the earth, to kill by means of war.
There is nothing paler than the cold shinny steel of a P-51D. I bet you didn't know Death's wingman had the handle of Hades!
Mr.ED
A horse, of course, of course
Fact can be stranger than fiction
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Dweeb Book of Revelations:
Chapter 16, verse 10
"And the fifth WURGER poured out his MG 151 upon the seat of the RUNSTANG;
and his cockpit was full of darkness, and the RUNSTANG gnawed
thier tongues for pain.
And blasphemed the FW-190.
And repented not thier deeds."
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Lizard... liked your correctio to the valley thing
you be cool
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Revelation to Pyro
I am the Alpha and the Omega Sayeth HiTech, who is and who was and who is to come.
In the right hand of Hitech is a scroll written within and on the backeth. Sealed with
seven seals it is and containeth it all flight and gunnery data within. Yay, even pertaining to roll & turn data.
Guarding this scroll is Pyro who proclaimeth with loud voice. "Who is worth to open the scroll and break it's seals?
Who here is so undweeblike so as to be worthy?" And no one in Aces High, none who flew above it, nay nor crawled upon
it's terrain, nor flew long bomber missions was worthy. Then Saw who is also known as Saintaw spoketh.
Weep not, lo the CO of the squadron of JG2 must surely be a vet and above all possible dweebishness. Let Ripsnort
open the sacred scroll and it's seven seals. For Ripsnort hath surely all of the planes, and understandeth them.
Verily he hast not begrudged flying the goon for capture.
And between the Rolling Terrain (TM) and the Clouds in the sky I saw a C- 47 flying without wings, as though it
had been shot down in flames yet still didst it flyeth. And when Rip hath taken the scroll from the goonie the three countries didst cease their furballing, yea, all didst RTB. All the Squadron CO's (Which art as elders to us dweebish brethren) knelt and chanted. Worthy thou art to take the scroll and to open it's seals. For thou hast been here since Beta, and thy squadron multiplieth beyond counting.
Now when Rip opened one of the seals, & I heard Natedog sayeth "COME!". And I saw and behold, a white Pony, and it's pilot had 6 .50's and a helmet was given to him, he went out killing and to kill. And I heard Superfly say "Come!", and out came the N1K2-j with the red meatball on it's side. Its pilot was permitted to take peace from the earth.
So that all should die in the HO he gave it 4 20 mm. And when Rip hath opened the third seal I heard Yankee say "Come!"
and behold the 109 cometh forth and the CO's chanted. Boometh thou may, and zoometh mightily, but never shall thou turnesth,
nay not even a little. When Rip opened the 4th seal behold a plae horse, and it's riders name was Death. And HO's
followed it, and they were give power over all lower than themselves for verily this was the F4u-C and it could
kill with 4 fingers of god Hispano's, with large ammo supply.
Now when rip opened the 5th seal I saw those slain for their lack of dweebishness, verily almost vets hath they been,
and ambushed because others dost fear their skill. They cried out with loud voice, " O Lord HiTech how long before
thou wilt judge and avenge our deaths on those who fly above the earth?" Then they were each given a new 190 and told to
wait a bit longer. Until the number of their fellow 190 drivers should be complete. Those who were to be killed as they
themselves had been killed.
When Rip opened the 6th Seal I looked, and behold there was a great earthquake. The sun became hid by clouds, and the full
moon red as blood. And the stars of the sky fell to the earth and became dweebfires, both V & IX. The sky vanished like
a scroll that is rolled up. And every mountain and hill was removed, and the land was flat. Then the multitude of players
from Warbirds that had not switched hid in the dirt, and rocks, and trees. Fall on us and buryeth us in the ground
they pleaded, for we hast been fooled by talk of WB 3.0 and art dweebs.
Then I saw Natedog, Superfly, Yankee and Pyro standing at the 4 corners of the terrain. Holding back the 4 winds that no wind
shouldst blow on earth, or sea, or sky. Then I saw Ronni ascending to HiTech, saying do no harm unti we hath checked the
passwords of the faithful. And I heard the number of those with paying accounts and tho large it was still more there
were who hath flown the 2 weeks free yet not joined.
When Rip opened the 7th seal there was silence in heaven for about 5 minutes, and the radio buffer was empty.
Then there came forth a C.205 with desert camo on it's wings. Fast it was, yet it turneth on a dime. Quick it's climb,
yet faster yet it's dive, and controlable throughout. Only 2 20mm didst it carry and 2 machineguns but lo, much ammo didst it
and far would it fly on 75% gas. And the smart old pilots climbed high with it and fell on the spitdweebs, and niki's.
Dove on the pony's and hawgs. Truly here was death for all dweebs for he who wouldst learn to fly to his planes strength.
At this point Rips wife walked in & roused him out of his drunken stupor saying "Dammit get off that computer and take us
camping!" For truly it beith friday and I want to blow this town!
Verily In the words of Jedi "Though some art vets, all art dweebish" she whined.
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Maj Ghosth
XO 332nd Flying Mongrels
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[This message has been edited by Ghosth (edited 06-16-2000).]
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When Rip opened the 4th seal behold a plae horse, and it's riders name was Death.
Did he put a quarter in the plae horse, and verily didith it buck up and down? Did he mount said plae horse, and find much enjoyment, after Mr. Death was finished of course? (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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Liz of TSM
"O.K., here's my point..."
Vlad the Impaler (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
[This message has been edited by Lizard3 (edited 06-17-2000).]
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Gee one typo in a masterpiece and does he praise the syntax? Doth he wax eloquent about the style? Nayeth, only fault can he find and crude joketh maketh!
"May your gear fail on landing, may you lose each HO, let your bullets be as rubber. Truly thou art dweeb!"
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Ghosth,
Verliy thou art a prose master.
But I did find the mental image of Death and Ripsnort on a arcade pony as quite humorus, not to mention the idea of the P-51 as a Kiddie ride.
Your CURSE on Liz was quite good also.
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Thanks Milinko! Mayhaps someday we can add a AH page to the book of Jedi!
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you guys scare me...........
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I created a screenshot/wallpaper website.
I added The Psalm of Milenko to a screenshot too, I think it's kinda neat, here's the small sample, then go to the link to check out the rest (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/cool.gif)
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Good lord, someone should PUBLISH this Book of Dweeb! Jedi, ye should make a New Testament kinda thing for AH =)
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Hehe there's another topic around here somewhere with some good AH "Book of Latter Day Dweebs" epistles.
Verrily, Ghosth appeareth to be somewhat more qualified to scribeth the tomes of the Ostwind Dweebs and Chog Dweebs than I, however (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
Alas, my sense of humor hath been strained mightily and, lo, perhaps even smiteth hath it been by the sundry shenanigans and signs and portents of the past year or two.
Knoweth I not when the pen wilt yet again quivereth in mine palsied hand... (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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