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Title: I BETTER WIN SOME SORT OF AWARD FOR THIS POST!
Post by: Vulcan on November 17, 2001, 05:19:00 AM: I don't think I need to explain the following :)

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[ 11-17-2001: Message edited by: Vulcan ]
Title: I BETTER WIN SOME SORT OF AWARD FOR THIS POST!
Post by: Spatula on November 17, 2001, 05:33:00 AM: ROFLOL, thats a good one Vulc :)

<spat awards vulcan 1st prize>
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Post by: Leslie on November 17, 2001, 05:43:00 AM: Stinky fart award? Delivered in a hermetically sealed mason jar? ;)

Les
SC-Bama
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Post by: Dowding on November 17, 2001, 05:48:00 AM: That is truly brilliant. :D

What a tit.
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Post by: Flossy on November 17, 2001, 06:18:00 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Vulcan:
I don't think I need to explain the following :)

ROFL - so it is who I suspected - and I thought 42 was the answer to everything... :)
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Post by: Kweassa on November 17, 2001, 06:42:00 AM: Damn, and when he first appeared he actually pretended he WASN'T gunman26..

And I believed him. DUH!
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Post by: K West on November 17, 2001, 07:28:00 AM: Thanks Vulcan!

That Airguard is a sneaky bastidge sort. ;)
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Post by: Exile on November 17, 2001, 07:51:00 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Flossy:

ROFL - so it is who I suspected - and I thought 42 was the answer to everything... :)

The answer IS 42. ;)
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Post by: Kieran on November 17, 2001, 08:02:00 AM: hehehe :D :D
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Post by: lazs1 on November 17, 2001, 09:51:00 AM: Yep, he LIED to me about being gunman26 but it is obvious that it our old pinheaded little buddy.
lazs
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Post by: Tumor on November 17, 2001, 09:52:00 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Kweassa:
Damn, and when he first appeared he actually pretended he WASN'T gunman26..

And I believed him. DUH!

....I thought it was gunman16? :D

Tumor
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Post by: Pei on November 17, 2001, 10:01:00 AM: ROFLMAO!

Award?
Vulcan you have just won the HTC Pro Tard Fishing Championship, by landing a very rare 42lb (or it 52lb?) Wide-Mouthed Tard. Isn't he a beauty? You should get him mounted on a plaque and hang him up above your PC.

[ 11-17-2001: Message edited by: Pei ]
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Post by: lazs1 on November 17, 2001, 10:37:00 AM: tumor... no... he was gunman 16 but 16 times 2 equals 26.
lazs
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Post by: AKDejaVu on November 17, 2001, 10:43:00 AM: What gets me is that everyone seems to feel they needed additional proof that this guy is a tard. As if his math skills were somehow the ultimate proof.

AKDejaVu
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Post by: Mathman on November 17, 2001, 10:45:00 AM: I am keeping my mouth shut. :)
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Post by: DamnedBuzzard on November 17, 2001, 11:29:00 AM: What a cutie. I busted his little bellybutton the other day, think it was his first day up as 42. He started his usual whine over gettin kilt so i asked if he was 26. Got the usual foul mouthed rant that 26 is famous for all the while he denied bein 26.

I noted then that he sure died and whined the same.
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Post by: LePaul on November 17, 2001, 11:34:00 AM: Oh goody, Gunman is back.

Every community has their village idiot.
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Post by: GRUNHERZ on November 17, 2001, 11:59:00 AM: OMG that retard is back..... :D
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Post by: Pongo on November 17, 2001, 11:59:00 AM: Vulcan.
Relish that one...You gota spend alot of time on alot of lakes before a lu lu like that jumps in your boat.
Are you going to mount it above the toilet or the garbage? He would fit in at either.
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Post by: NUTTZ on November 17, 2001, 12:27:00 PM: Now THAT is some funny SHEET!

NUTTZ42
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Post by: Raubvogel on November 17, 2001, 01:03:00 PM: Only the finest education system in the world could produce a fine mind like that. :D
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Post by: K West on November 17, 2001, 01:27:00 PM: Hey. Here's a positive! He'd make a great poster child on the dangers of lead paint.
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Post by: Vulcan on November 17, 2001, 02:01:00 PM: Sorry Pongo, we're on a catch a release program :D

One day I expect to find a gunman26 story on www.darwinawards.com (http://www.darwinawards.com)

Quote
Originally posted by Pongo:
Vulcan.
Relish that one...You gota spend alot of time on alot of lakes before a lu lu like that jumps in your boat.
Are you going to mount it above the toilet or the garbage? He would fit in at either.
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Post by: Dago on November 17, 2001, 03:15:00 PM: Dont make fun of him, he cant help it his parents were brother and sister.
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Post by: -ammo- on November 17, 2001, 04:35:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Mathman:
I am keeping my mouth shut. :)

Marking my calendar and nominating you for an award ;)
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Post by: Dead Man Flying on November 17, 2001, 05:00:00 PM: Mathman?

Isn't he one of your students?

:)

-- Todd/Leviathn
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Post by: bowser on November 17, 2001, 05:37:00 PM: "...Oh goody, Gunman is back. Every community has their village idiot..."

Yeah you're covered Lepaul. Take the next couple of weeks off. :)

bowser
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Post by: Glasses on November 17, 2001, 10:29:00 PM: Well as long as he's paying and we get the chance to shoot him down. I think he'll stay for a very, very long while.
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Post by: majic on November 17, 2001, 10:41:00 PM: Haven't laughed that hard in a while. Someone should have asked him what 21 x 2 is...
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Post by: jarbo on November 17, 2001, 10:47:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by LePaul:
Oh goody, Gunman is back.

Every community has their village idiot.

OMG i am rolling

Jarbo
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Post by: Hajo on November 18, 2001, 12:58:00 AM: Vulcan LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL print that out and frame it.send it to MIT LOL I'm sure they'll need proof that 2X26 = 42 LOLOLOL
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Post by: Tumor on November 18, 2001, 03:39:00 AM: Quote
Originally posted by AKDejaVu:
What gets me is that everyone seems to feel they needed additional proof that this guy is a tard. As if his math skills were somehow the ultimate proof.

AKDejaVu

I don't care if he's a tard. I'm just lurking for when he calls everyone a bunch of beetches for gettin him booted again :)

Tumor
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Post by: Creamo on November 18, 2001, 05:45:00 AM: Hmmm. You didn't chop them up screens up very well Vulcan, splicing them together for nice cohesion to capture the moment of foolishness would have better presentation.

Although the mood was captured, it wasn’t nearly as well executed, as say Thunder could have done. Not bad, but it must be considered in any award winning BBS composition.

Again, reviewing the capture, a true master would start the capture as to edit out a personal “HEHE” comment, as that is as a nono in BBS banter, as much as “Maverick” is to callsign choices. Not your fault, but a 1.5 point deduction for overall bastardly presentation. We don’t want to show we actually converse with such Barry Gibb impressionists when publicly trying to be a out right salamander to open channel offenders/fools.

“Tardling” was used out of context as well diminishing the gangbang of wits of channel 1. When using the sacred “T” word, or derivatives of it, you must wait for the optimum moment. Again, not your fault, but not a good reply to a gem like “noodlesmokers.” One word comebacks like “Fool” would have been more cutting and to the point without giving the subject a window to respond. You can’t choose your channel one banter bastard mates, so no point deduction I guess.

However, I’ll give you 2 points Entertainment Thread category for Kbman sounding like a long lost woman, and MaxQ’s special HO whine. A nice addition to a well captured banter submission.

Overall entertaining, but I’m afraid you did not win first prize.

Not to undermine this exceptional effort, you ARE getting a old bowling 5th place trophy from the attic I pried off the inscription plate, and wrote in “ Vulcan, 6th Place, Opportunistic Screen Capture Category 2001” in magic marker.

CONCLUSION
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Heading-5
Purpose – 9
Presentation – 5
Entertainment – 7.5
Bastard Factor – 8.5
Total thread Quality- 7
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Total- 7.0 (better check that math Gunman52, 42, whatever)

Overall, not bad.
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Post by: Drex on November 18, 2001, 11:22:00 AM: No gunman is already doing multiplication. That is way advanced for Mathman's teachings.

Drex
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Post by: CptTrips on November 18, 2001, 11:37:00 AM: It's that damn "New Math" they're teaching these dyas. :)

Wab
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Post by: sling322 on November 18, 2001, 11:45:00 AM: Quote
Originally posted by AKWabbit:
It's that damn "New Math" they're teaching these dyas. :)

Wab

Heh...kinda like that new spelling, eh Wabbit? :D
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Post by: Toad on November 18, 2001, 01:23:00 PM: Thanks, Vulcan!

A "Golden Gunman Moment" for us all to share.
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Post by: Dago on November 18, 2001, 02:40:00 PM: Maybe gunman learned his math in the same class as Jethro Bodine?

2 times 26 plus naugth double nautht naught, minus 6 plus 2 naught .......

dago
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Post by: Exile on November 18, 2001, 03:40:00 PM: "With a rubber duck, one's never alone."
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Post by: Octavius on November 18, 2001, 06:55:00 PM: LOL Creamo! Excellent examination :D

thanks vulcan :D
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Post by: Nomde on November 18, 2001, 08:32:00 PM: ROFLMFAO
I love you guys :D
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Post by: rosco- on November 18, 2001, 08:41:00 PM: I dont buy it, I have visions of animal sitting in front of his computer lauging his bellybutton off seeing how many fish he can catch before he reply's :)