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Title: Ohhh Can-na-DUH!
Post by: Ripsnort on February 12, 2003, 03:21:01 PM: School board bans 'gun' from spelling tests
Action taken after 1st-grader's parents complain to officials

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=30990

:D
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Post by: 28sweep on February 12, 2003, 03:25:28 PM: Everyone stop bashing Canada!!! Where else would we go for strippers and cuban cigars??
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Post by: capt. apathy on February 12, 2003, 03:28:01 PM: when thinking of this kids mom I can't help but think of eddie murphys "mr robinsons neihborhood' skit from SNL-

can you spell this word?
b-i-t-c-h
good, can you say this word? go into mommys bedroom and say this word. did momy slap you? then you said it right.

this is unbelievable not only do we want the inocent victims unarmed but now they shouldn't even know what a gun is so they wont see it comming. whiny assed ostrich mentality
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Post by: SirLoin on February 12, 2003, 03:31:43 PM: They are halfway there...The word "Registry" is next...And you thought our kids was stupid?
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Post by: Wlfgng on February 12, 2003, 03:36:55 PM: they need to ban the word Took(sp) :)
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Post by: Saurdaukar on February 12, 2003, 03:41:27 PM: Good to know that Canada is using resources efficiently. Think about how much debate went into whether or not to ban the word "gun." I mean - its not like we have Islamic terrorists running around flying planes into buildings here - that would require attention and Im sure all available effort would be brought to bear.
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Post by: glock22 on February 12, 2003, 03:47:45 PM: Quote
Everyone stop bashing Canada!!! Where else would we go for strippers and cuban cigars??

Miami :D
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Post by: Gman on February 12, 2003, 04:08:57 PM: Quote
They are halfway there...The word "Registry" is next...And you thought our kids was stupid?

LMAO!

I had heads turning at work from that one.
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Post by: SOB on February 12, 2003, 04:25:03 PM: As if this wouldn't or couldn't happen in the USA. If you don't think so, you're dreamin'.

SOB
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Post by: john9001 on February 12, 2003, 04:46:59 PM: crime scene::

cop:: 'did anyone see what happened here?"

pacifist witness:: "well a bad mans had something in his hand, i don't know what it was but it made a loud noise an fire an smoke came out of it an the victum fell down"

cop:: "eh?"
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Post by: Ripsnort on February 13, 2003, 07:33:48 AM: Quote
Originally posted by SOB
As if this wouldn't or couldn't happen in the USA. If you don't think so, you're dreamin'.

SOB

We're just pissed because someone can be more idiotic than our country!

SLO, where are ya SLO?!
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Post by: Monk on February 13, 2003, 07:40:39 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort

SLO, where are ya SLO?!

2nd Grade doesn't get out until 2pm.

"DaddyMonk"
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Post by: lazs2 on February 13, 2003, 08:53:19 AM: firearm is more accurate.
lazs
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Post by: SLO on February 13, 2003, 09:08:32 AM: hello.....

my name is rip-short.....short cause i ripped most of my brains out:eek:

watch it punk daddymonk...i might by in 2nd...but im bigger then you 1st graders.....I'll see ya outside at recess:cool:
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Post by: Ripsnort on February 13, 2003, 09:32:20 AM: Oh, what a great debater SLO! Wow! That was effective! Whew! You're a tough one. ;)
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Post by: SLO on February 13, 2003, 09:39:41 AM: rip is that what you want.....debatin on a silly question like firearms.....sorry bro....I won't get in to that.:(
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Post by: midnight Target on February 13, 2003, 09:54:12 AM: "I was horrified that not only were we ignored, but now my daughter is carrying around a picture of a gun," Mr. Sousa told the paper.

That article is comedy gold!

I heard that the they are replacing the word "gun" with a more appropriate 3 letter word, "SEX". I wonder what that picture will be?
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Post by: cajun on February 13, 2003, 09:57:11 AM: Oh man thats gotta be the dumbest thing I have ever heard.. ok well I've heard a LOT dumber, but it ranks in with the high idiots.

next we will ban hands, as they have allways been used to weild weapons of war, and have many times been used as weapons themselves!

This reminds me of someone's signature on rgt programming forrums: "Programming today is a race between the world trying to produce bigger and better idiots, and the game developers trying to produce bigger and better idiot proof games. So far the world is winning"
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Post by: skernsk on February 13, 2003, 10:22:05 AM: What's a gun? I've seen pictures.
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Post by: AKIron on February 13, 2003, 10:25:11 AM: Quote
Originally posted by skernsk
What's a gun? I've seen pictures.

You may have one.

Gun (http://www.inettek.com/stuff/myrifle.wav)
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Post by: Ripsnort on February 13, 2003, 10:25:40 AM: Quote
Originally posted by skernsk
What's a gun? I've seen pictures.

One mile per second:

http://www.eng.auburn.edu/department/ece/railgun/images/fire4.jpg
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Post by: hawk220 on February 13, 2003, 10:28:35 AM: this will be in the US in no time.. probably in Southern Cal first.
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Post by: Ripsnort on February 13, 2003, 11:52:35 AM: Quote
Originally posted by hawk220
this will be in the US in no time.. probably in Southern Cal first.

New York is a good bet too.
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Post by: Makofan on February 13, 2003, 02:29:55 PM: Canada is just a smaller version of the US. Why don't you guys hurry up and annex us? Just make sure things like sex and drinking and hockey remain as state functions not federal functions.
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Post by: bowser on February 13, 2003, 05:22:14 PM: Americans couldn't spell GUN if you spotted them the G and U.

bowser
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Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on February 13, 2003, 05:57:21 PM: Quote
Originally posted by bowser
Americans couldn't spell GUN if you spotted them the G and U.

bowser

The next letter is D!!!!!!!!!

Cee I spilt et! Wut no?
-SW
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Post by: SirLoin on February 13, 2003, 06:00:26 PM: Well at least our children know how to spell "potato".
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Post by: Ping on February 13, 2003, 06:02:46 PM: My son has the misfortune of going to high school in that school board. I had a good mind to pistol whip those damn parents when I read that.

:D
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Post by: capt. apathy on February 13, 2003, 08:02:27 PM: Well at least our children know how to spell "potato".

_____________________________

so do ours. it was the VP who couldn't. :eek: (not that spelling is a strong point of mine. but I at least have enough sense not to correct others when my spelling sux)
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Post by: Rasker on February 14, 2003, 07:14:56 AM: Does Canada still have that law prohibiting the simulation of hypothetical modern international conflicts (as opposed to say, simulating World War II). I recall that during the 70's, Nato-Soviet games such as "Red Star-White Star" could not be sold in Canada (supposedly to discourage warmongering).
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Post by: Tumor on February 14, 2003, 07:45:24 AM: Oh this is grand... Lets make people dumb in the name of whiners and PC Nazi's.
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Post by: Makofan on February 14, 2003, 08:52:31 AM: Hmm

I bought the SPI game "The Next War" back in my youth, so I've never heard of that law.
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Post by: lazs2 on February 14, 2003, 09:13:42 AM: "Well at least our children know how to spell "potato".

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"Overpaid-Lazy-And Proudly Unionized""

yes... is doesn't seem fair that America... the home of lazy uneducated louts, is the most powerful nation in the world. Bind luck is what it is.
lazs
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Post by: Fatty on February 14, 2003, 09:18:43 AM: We cannot ban hands, i'm not flexible enough to get by without mine.
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Post by: Hornet on February 14, 2003, 09:19:51 AM: Quote
New York is a good bet too.

lol...not likely.