Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Yeager on February 14, 2003, 02:39:33 PM
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To maintain visual contact with the rest of the fleet!
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Hahaha now that IS funny.
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Why dont you keep your retarded jokes to one single thread, that way other non-important flame wars will not drop out of the first page?
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I find the use of the rolleyes smiley idiotic. The poster who uses it is instantly regarded as mindless and incapable of formulating a real and viable argument
:rolleyes: :)
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Why, everyone already knew that about you Eagler. LOL
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What's with all the childish posts... and I actually thought you were a decent member of this community.
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Originally posted by SunKing
What's with all the childish posts... and I actually thought you were a decent member of this community.
Why hello mr poopy pants.
Yes, must not make fun of France, that is childish, and only not-decent members of the community does that...
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Yes, must not make fun of France, that is childish, and only not-decent members of the community does that...
unnnh, that would be me.
Q: whats the diffrence between french diplomacy and a sack of toejam??
A: the sack.
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Don't make fun of are UN Friends, start making fun of Iraq, although there much harder to pick on then the french, oh that just gave all of you an IQ check.
Skuzzy please stop these flame wars against are UN allied Countrys.
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Speaking of IQ, you might wanna look up the definition of the word "are" and look into the proper use of the letter "y".
SOB
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What's with all the childish posts... and I actually thought you were a decent member of this community.
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These are jokes. If I lowered my value to this community in your estimation than I am simply devastated. I think Ill go off somewhere and surrender now.......Plus, I wanted to boost my post totals.
Why dont you keep your retarded jokes to one single thread
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Because that would make life too simple for you. Plus, I wanted to use my vast right wing political influence in the form of jokes to pressure the French government into doing whatever the hell we tell them to.
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Originally posted by Animal
Why, everyone already knew that about you Eagler. LOL
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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Animal don't people roll their eyes in Mexico? It sends a clear message that speaks louder than words.
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I'm pretty sure we'll have Rispsort coming along soon with a letter from some anonymous transexual US soldier showing she kicked some French general's arse in the PX.
Yawn. I say again, Yawn.
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here here
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Mejjjjicoooooo
Glasses gets reallypissed when you call im a mexican :D
ANDALE! or something
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Originally posted by SunKing
What's with all the childish posts... and I actually thought you were a decent member of this community.
Hell, I'll jump in.
For you historians out there:
The Complete Military History of France
- Gallic Wars - Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000
years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an
Italian.
- Hundred Years War - Mostly lost, saved at last moment by
schizophrenic teenaged girl, who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French
Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman."
- Italian Wars - Lost. France becomes the first and only country to
ever lose two wars when fighting Italians.
- Wars of Religion - France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots
- Thirty Years War - France is technically not a participant, but
manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.
- War of Devolution - Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.
- The Dutch War - Tied
- War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and IndianWar - Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power.
- War of the Spanish Succession - Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since.
- American Revolution - In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English
colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting."
- French Revolution - Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.
- The Napoleonic Wars - Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.
- The Franco-Prussian War - Lost. Germany plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.
- World War I - Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States.
- World War II - Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States (again) and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.
- War in Indochina - Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu
- Algerian Rebellion - Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.
- War on Terrorism - France, keeping in mind its recent history,
surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. Attempts to
surrender to Vietnamese ambassador, fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald's.
The question for any country silly enough to count on the French
should not be "Can we count on the French?" but rather "How long until France collapses.....
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Originally posted by -Concho-
- Gallic Wars - Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000
years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an
Italian.
Those italians were equipped with a great pair of balls.
If just cut be possible to find the way to recall that equipment back ;)
- Italian Wars - Lost. France becomes the first and only country to
ever lose two wars when fighting Italians.
Not the only one, Germany was the other.
What? what means with "you cannot change side?"
"against the rules?"
What rules?
:D
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Originally posted by Hawklore
Skuzzy please stop these flame wars against are UN allied Countrys.
MOMMIE! Make the bad men stop!
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Originally posted by Naso
What rules?
:D [/B]
lololol