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Title: Caption this 19/02/03
Post by: Gryffin on February 18, 2003, 08:14:36 PM

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Title: Caption this 19/02/03
Post by: Cherlie on February 18, 2003, 08:27:49 PM

one never forgets to ride a bike!!!!!!!!!

CB

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Post by: Hawklore on February 18, 2003, 08:30:08 PM

Nike, helps with all athletic problems, well...not here..

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Post by: john9001 on February 18, 2003, 08:34:07 PM

fred accepts a "double dog dare" to ride down deadmans trail.

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Post by: majic on February 18, 2003, 08:36:33 PM

"Geez, I wish I hadn't bought that 'bargain' helmet."

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Post by: Sandman on February 18, 2003, 10:14:31 PM

A line from the X games works... "Notice Kevan's eyes as he pinpoints the spot where he'll land."

Title: Caption this 19/02/03
Post by: Hangtime on February 18, 2003, 10:31:08 PM

The French Team, determined to win something on a bicycle, gets into cyclocross..

Title: Caption this 19/02/03
Post by: Fridaddy on February 18, 2003, 10:41:58 PM

Used bike $100
Helmet $10
Gas money to mountian $15
Being in traction for the next 6 weeks $38,000

Being off work for the next 8 weeks
    Priceless

Title: Caption this 19/02/03
Post by: ASASIN on February 18, 2003, 10:54:09 PM

Balls "WHO NEEDS BALLS"

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Post by: Lizard3 on February 18, 2003, 10:58:34 PM

MMMMM, DIRT

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Post by: loser on February 18, 2003, 11:25:39 PM

"SHIT"

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Post by: funkedup on February 18, 2003, 11:28:24 PM

Natural Selection

Title: Caption this 19/02/03
Post by: davidpt40 on February 19, 2003, 03:11:06 AM

"SAVE ME JEEBUS!!!!"

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Post by: StSanta on February 19, 2003, 06:37:38 AM

'Plan B'

Reminds me; saw a few custom rigs (skydiving)

One had 'Plan B' on the cutaway. Another 'Oh toejam'.

The third: 'brown trousers'

:D

Looks like possibility for some decent rock climbing in the background. You Yanks have all the breaks...

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Post by: Modas on February 19, 2003, 07:57:22 AM

Wendy -  I can fly!!!

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Post by: boxboy28 on February 19, 2003, 10:41:28 AM

The gay mountian biker was quoted as saying "if only i hadn't stuck the seat in my bellybutton i could have bailed correctly"

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Post by: Tommy on February 19, 2003, 11:23:35 AM

Hey Y'all watch dis!!!

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Post by: Mini D on February 19, 2003, 12:12:51 PM

Helpfull tip for the next day: Never put cotton balls on roadrash

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Post by: Maverick on February 19, 2003, 12:25:10 PM

Chirac leading french foreign policy on iraq.





:D

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Post by: Lance on February 19, 2003, 02:36:00 PM

heh, more than a quote...

Hip father lands in hospital after attempted love muffin stunt at son's birthday
DURANGO, COLORADO --  A local man was admitted to Faith United Hospital Saturday afternoon with severe head trauma as a result of a bicycling accident at his son's fifteenth birthday party.  The man, identified as Ralph Wilkinson, was apparently trying to prove his hipness to party goers by attempting a love muffin stunt.  

"Dude, all I remember was Mr. Wilkinson yelling, 'look at me boys, I'm Johnny Knoxville!", said Timothy Rae, a guest at the party.  "Next thing I know, he's catching some wicked air before taking the worst face digger I've ever seen.  I mean, it was a yard sale.  Bike frame over here, helmet over there, front tire over there, and Mr. Wilkinson sort of spread out in between."

Johnny Knoxville is the creator of MTV's "love muffin", a reality show that features Knoxville and other performers attempting dangerous feats such as jumping off buildings and skateboard surfing behind moving cars.  The show has been criticised as influencing kids into performing similar stunts in which they can harm themselves.  Spokesmen for television watchdog groups have said that this is the first documented case of an adult harming themselves as a result of influence from the show.

Doctors at Faith United Hospital expect Wilkinson to make a complete recovery.  In a statement released by the hospital, they stated that, "... in spite of his numerous injuries, including severe brain damage, we don't foresee Mr. Wilkinson being any more of a moron than he was before the accident."

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Post by: Ripsnort on February 19, 2003, 02:38:38 PM

Quote

Originally posted by davidpt40
"SAVE ME JEEBUS!!!!"

Winner! :D

Title: Caption this 19/02/03
Post by: Ripsnort on February 19, 2003, 02:39:40 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Lance
heh, more than a quote...

Hip father lands in hospital after attempted love muffin stunt at son's birthday
DURANGO, COLORADO --  A local man was admitted to Faith United Hospital Saturday afternoon with severe head trauma as a result of a bicycling accident at his son's fifteenth birthday party.  The man, identified as Ralph Wilkinson, was apparently trying to prove his hipness to party goers by attempting a love muffin stunt.  

"Dude, all I remember was Mr. Wilkinson yelling, 'look at me boys, I'm Johnny Knoxville!", said Timothy Rae, a guest at the party.  "Next thing I know, he's catching some wicked air before taking the worst face digger I've ever seen.  I mean, it was a yard sale.  Bike frame over here, helmet over there, front tire over there, and Mr. Wilkinson sort of spread out in between."

Johnny Knoxville is the creator of MTV's "love muffin", a reality show that features Knoxville and other performers attempting dangerous feats such as jumping off buildings and skateboard surfing behind moving cars.  The show has been criticised as influencing kids into performing similar stunts in which they can harm themselves.  Spokesmen for television watchdog groups have said that this is the first documented case of an adult harming themselves as a result of influence from the show.

Doctors at Faith United Hospital expect Wilkinson to make a complete recovery.  In a statement released by the hospital, they stated that, "... in spite of his numerous injuries, including severe brain damage, we don't foresee Mr. Wilkinson being any more of a moron than he was before the accident."

Whoop, "Der it is" Sirloin! ;)

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Post by: icemaw on February 19, 2003, 02:40:18 PM

Woo Hoo look a dollar.

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Post by: CMC Airboss on February 19, 2003, 02:51:25 PM

"I wonder if the ground will be my friend..."

MiG

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Post by: Vermillion on February 19, 2003, 02:55:10 PM

"Hey guys... hold my beer and watch this!"

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Post by: SunKing on February 19, 2003, 03:09:47 PM

"Been there, done that"