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Title: "Mommy! I pooped a poopy that looks like a duck!"
Post by: eskimo2 on February 19, 2003, 05:21:11 PM

Svea Hall > just a few minutes ago.

Oh to be three, Oh to be a parent.  
(And yes, it kind of did)

eskimo

Title: "Mommy! I pooped a poopy that looks like a duck!"
Post by: hawk220 on February 19, 2003, 06:00:24 PM

ahhhh modern times.. way back when I was a kid, and I took a pinch.. the entire planet didn't know about it :D


(p.s. have your kid lay off eating the feathers)

Title: "Mommy! I pooped a poopy that looks like a duck!"
Post by: Curval on February 19, 2003, 06:00:52 PM

lol...

My eldest son FINALLY pooped in the potty last week.  That's one outta diapers..one to go.

Title: Re: "Mommy! I pooped a poopy that looks like a duck!"
Post by: Habu on February 19, 2003, 06:03:40 PM

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Originally posted by eskimo2
Svea Hall > just a few minutes ago.

Oh to be three, Oh to be a parent.  
(And yes, it kind of did)

eskimo

Actually it kind of looked like Jacques Chirac............

Title: "Mommy! I pooped a poopy that looks like a duck!"
Post by: midnight Target on February 19, 2003, 06:06:26 PM

My sister was a kindergarten teacher, and she sent home a form to the parents that asked them to write down the words their child used for #1 and #2.

Funniest reading material I've ever seen.

"Rocks" was my favorite.

Title: "Mommy! I pooped a poopy that looks like a duck!"
Post by: Habu on February 19, 2003, 06:08:43 PM

I was trying to teach my 3 year old to call them straffo and oedipus but it was easier to just say poo and pee.

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Post by: vorticon on February 19, 2003, 08:31:28 PM

ROFLMAO funny toejam...

Title: "Mommy! I pooped a poopy that looks like a duck!"
Post by: Dux on February 19, 2003, 09:27:55 PM

Happens to me every day.

Title: "Mommy! I pooped a poopy that looks like a duck!"
Post by: Habu on February 20, 2003, 08:50:31 AM

By the way you should try to sell the poop on Ebay. Some guy was trying to sell a carrot with a vagina last week.

hehe.

Title: "Mommy! I pooped a poopy that looks like a duck!"
Post by: Ripsnort on February 20, 2003, 08:53:01 AM

I think you and your wife will appreciate this, Eskimo. :)

http://www.cutestuf.com/flash_0203/splishsplashbaby.cfm

Title: "Mommy! I pooped a poopy that looks like a duck!"
Post by: StSanta on February 20, 2003, 08:54:12 AM

You poor suckers.

You've fallen for your biological urges and as such put yourself on a path of mediocricy. Same life as everyone else. Same routines.


Tssk tssk tssk

:D

Title: "Mommy! I pooped a poopy that looks like a duck!"
Post by: Ripsnort on February 20, 2003, 08:58:16 AM

Quote

Originally posted by StSanta
You poor suckers.

You've fallen for your biological urges and as such put yourself on a path of mediocricy. Same life as everyone else. Same routines.


Tssk tssk tssk

:D

My youngest (4) fell asleep in my arms last night after I wore him out on a bike ride....as I tucked both sons in last night..the oldest (now 7) out of the blue said 'Dad, I'm lucky to have a daddy and mommy like you guys'....lets just say that text won't describe the feelings I had when he said that. :)

(Incidently I was one of those guys that used to look at parents and say "poor saps! I won't EVER have kids!" ;) )

Title: Re: "Mommy! I pooped a poopy that looks like a duck!"
Post by: Eagler on February 20, 2003, 10:55:50 AM

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Originally posted by eskimo2
Svea Hall > just a few minutes ago.

Oh to be three, Oh to be a parent.  
(And yes, it kind of did)

eskimo

heck I'm 43 and still admire my "morning masterpieces" :)

Title: "Mommy! I pooped a poopy that looks like a duck!"
Post by: SirLoin on February 20, 2003, 11:32:43 AM

Jeeze..I'm jealous!..My 8 week old just makes a shapeless soil in his diaper...Can't wait for the formations to start coming in.

Ugg...:eek:

Title: "Mommy! I pooped a poopy that looks like a duck!"
Post by: StSanta on February 20, 2003, 02:49:37 PM

Ripsnort, you gave in to human instinct, and now it has you in its grip an won't let go.

It is using the father emotion through its vassal, 'Child'.

Poor you. You don't even know it.

:D

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Post by: Sabre on February 20, 2003, 04:27:49 PM

Bet o'l Algore never thought his information superhighway had a virtual sewer running under it (poop-talk...what next). Hehe, just kidding.  Please, Eskimo old friend...don't post any pics:D.  By the way, Rip, it feels even better when your teenage daughter tells you she's glad she's got a mom and dad like you.  Of all the screw ups in my life, looks like I got one or two right;).

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Post by: Nwbie on February 20, 2003, 04:38:42 PM

LOL,
Brought back memories of when my (16 years old now-jeez) oldest was doing the potty training gig,

I exclaimed as he got off the pot.. "Wow, you produced a Real Lincoln Log There!! ""

As we visited at his grandparents not long afterwards he was proudly telling his grampa of his abilities to work with Lincoln Logs, and would he like to go make Lincoln Logs with him?
His gramps for several years gave me dirty looks after finding out what working with Lincoln Logs really meant :)

NwBie

Title: Re: Re: "Mommy! I pooped a poopy that looks like a duck!"
Post by: Airhead on February 20, 2003, 05:52:53 PM

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Originally posted by Eagler
heck I'm 43 and still admire my "morning masterpieces" :)

Eagler, do they resemble anything tho?