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Title: Joke
Post by: Dowding on February 21, 2003, 04:17:48 AM

Since it's Friday...

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman,  "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"

The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III ".

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big tits.

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ass, I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"

Anybody got any good ones? Preferably new?

Title: Joke
Post by: GRUNHERZ on February 21, 2003, 04:20:51 AM

Yes thats funny because it's so true... The USA is planning to murder every Iraqi person - just like the nazis did to jews because we all know Bush is Hitler..


Death to Amreeka!!!

Title: Joke
Post by: Arcon on February 21, 2003, 04:24:29 AM

Shouldn't MG from AGW be in on this?

Oops, sorry, please dont anyone let MG know of this...

Title: Joke
Post by: Dowding on February 21, 2003, 04:48:39 AM

It was a joke, non a sincere expression of political ideology.

Lighten up, Francises.

Title: Joke
Post by: bounder on February 21, 2003, 05:23:08 AM

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Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
Yes thats funny because it's so true... The USA is planning to murder every Iraqi person - just like the nazis did to jews because we all know Bush is Hitler..


Death to Amreeka!!!

Glad to hear your humour bypass operation was successful Grun.

Have you found a willing charisma donor yet? :D

Title: Joke
Post by: Toad on February 21, 2003, 06:04:54 AM

In this climate, I think it's

"lighten up, Francais!"

Title: Joke
Post by: Dowding on February 21, 2003, 06:11:49 AM

Maybe.

Title: Joke
Post by: straffo on February 21, 2003, 06:41:39 AM

I try :)

Title: Joke
Post by: Naso on February 21, 2003, 06:47:05 AM

Yawn...

;)

Title: Joke
Post by: MrBill on February 21, 2003, 08:53:41 AM

Wait!  I don't get it why were we gunna kill the blonde with the big tits?????  ;)

Title: Joke
Post by: SLO on February 21, 2003, 09:02:08 AM

lmao

Title: Joke
Post by: Habu on February 21, 2003, 09:13:56 AM

Quote

Originally posted by SLO
lmao

What you do not know is that the Blonde with big tits a guy and his name is SLO.

Title: Joke
Post by: SLO on February 21, 2003, 10:30:58 AM

*punt*

Title: Joke
Post by: midnight Target on February 21, 2003, 11:28:13 AM

I think you should have posted pics of the blonde.