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Title: Crazy man in Clemenza's Apt.
Post by: Albacore on February 23, 2003, 02:31:11 PM
There's a phsychologically unstable screenwriter in Clemenza's apartment right now(Clem's is one of our hated/beloved knights). Clem's at Karate and has no idea that this guy has locked himself in the apartment. TO top it off, CLem has about 200 dvds and a 9mm glock with ammo sitting in a bookshelf. I've tried calling and banging on the door, by the freak just turns the TV on louder and pretends I'm not there. This is no joke! What a weird Sunday.
Title: Crazy man in Clemenza's Apt.
Post by: Hortlund on February 23, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
Yes...whatever you do DONT call the cops.

Much better to come here and put up a post about the situation. That way someone who reads this board can...help...somehow..becaus. ..eh..nevermind.
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Post by: john9001 on February 23, 2003, 02:48:29 PM
i thought all screenwriters were phsychologically unstable ?

shows how much i know.

what you need to do is beat on the door and yell "fire fire" "buildings on fire"
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Post by: Arlo on February 23, 2003, 02:48:35 PM
Isn't "psychologically unstable screenwriter"  redundant?
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Post by: Maverick on February 23, 2003, 03:21:09 PM
Who's the one out of touch? The one who is in the apartment or the aquatic creature who posted this instead of calling the Police?

:rolleyes:
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Post by: funkedup on February 23, 2003, 03:24:44 PM
For Christ's sake don't let him get near the DVD's!!!
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Post by: Screenwriter on February 23, 2003, 05:45:34 PM
Shut Up Albacore You rat!! And thanks for telling me about the Glock on the bookshelf dude!! Knock on the door again and I'll put a cap in your ass!!! They said I couldn't WRITE?? MUAHAHA!!! They said I'm not FUNNY??? MUAHAHA!!! Well, lets see them laugh THIS off!!! MUAHAHA!!!!
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Post by: Hangtime on February 23, 2003, 08:00:47 PM
waterproof keyboard: $49.95

goofy lookin underwater castle for the fish tank: $12.95

badly needed filter for the fish tank: out of stock.
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Post by: Mini D on February 23, 2003, 08:50:28 PM
If I see headlights coming in the direction of my DvD collection, I fire my rifle at them until they turn around.

MiniD
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Post by: Albacore on February 23, 2003, 09:48:27 PM
Clem's DVDs are safe. Screenwriter has been deep-sixed. Sortof.
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Post by: Clemenza on February 23, 2003, 09:51:41 PM
Problem resolved peacefully. And stop making fun of Alb's handle.
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Post by: Clemenza on February 23, 2003, 09:53:11 PM
And thanks for the good will towards my DVD collection.
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Post by: WebCop on February 23, 2003, 10:30:19 PM
Alright, the show's over. Move along people, there's nothing to see here. Keep moving.
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Post by: Dowding on February 24, 2003, 05:51:53 AM
Bunch of freaks. Save up hard, cut-down on the designer drugs and buy a semblance of a life between you.
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Post by: sling322 on February 24, 2003, 08:05:41 AM
This has to be one of the most entertaining threads I have ever read on this board.

Pure genius IMO.
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Post by: Mathman on February 24, 2003, 11:00:28 AM
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Originally posted by sling322
This has to be one of the most entertaining threads I have ever read on this board.

Pure genius IMO.


I don't know that it is the funniest, but it is kind of interesting in a John Nash/Beautiful Mind sort of way.
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Post by: Albacore on February 24, 2003, 03:14:45 PM
Just trying to provide some early Sunday Levity, Dowding. Jeez. Wasn't trying to offend you, your family or the 'O' Club.
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Post by: midnight Target on February 24, 2003, 03:20:23 PM
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Post by: Dowding on February 24, 2003, 04:08:44 PM
My contribution was in the spirit of the thread, and was not in the slightest bit serious.

Designer drugs are the way to go, IMO.
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Post by: Albacore on February 24, 2003, 04:18:38 PM
Agreed. Never any hard feelings. ;)
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Post by: Kanth on February 24, 2003, 04:21:20 PM
GAY

Quote
Originally posted by Mathman
I don't know that it is the funniest, but it is kind of interesting in a John Nash/Beautiful Mind sort of way.
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Post by: Screenwriter on February 24, 2003, 04:30:11 PM
Clemenza and I were life partners and we worked together on the original Showtime "Queer As Folk" series. We were very happy until Clemenza got bored with our sex life and started messing around with Albacore. Now it is one big tangled mess- Clemenza wants cuddling, kissing and romance, but how the hell can I kiss him when I'm wearing a ball gag?? I don't know what to do.
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Post by: Albacore on February 24, 2003, 04:38:28 PM
Can't have a life partner if I have no life. And while the sphere in your mouth may be rock hard, it aint a gag.
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Post by: Clemenza on February 24, 2003, 04:42:24 PM
BTW that was me in the last post, not Alb. Sorry for the confusion. I know some of you are easily confused.

Oh, and this is marks the 3rd crazy we've had to extricate from our circle at the Oliver Cromwell Apts. in sunny Downtown L.A.
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Post by: Airhead on February 24, 2003, 05:02:06 PM
Uh...you and Albacore live together...and some of US are confused? What Kanth said.
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Post by: Albacore on February 24, 2003, 05:54:54 PM
We only live in the same building. Clem wishes he lived with me.
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Post by: Animal on February 24, 2003, 08:19:51 PM
(http://www.alienvisuals.com/daedalus/wtfcat.jpg)
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Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on February 24, 2003, 08:24:37 PM
Yes, yes, I concur Animal.
-SW
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Post by: Montezuma on February 25, 2003, 02:49:06 PM
I hate to see this thread die.  

Does anyone else have a serious, immediate emergency that the AH community can help out with?
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Post by: Albacore on February 25, 2003, 06:20:06 PM
After threatening both our lives and declaring that he has 'nothing to lose', screenwriter has announced that he'll be 'taking everyone down.' Clemenza's not scared but screenwriter lives in an early nineties Taurus just outside our building now and things may get hairy. He also keeps an 11 year old Rottwieler in there with him and most of us think that's pretty cruel.
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Post by: Silat on February 26, 2003, 01:40:07 AM
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Originally posted by Albacore
. He also keeps an 11 year old Rottwieler in there with him and most of us think that's pretty cruel.


That is so cruel for the dog:}
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Post by: Turdboy on February 26, 2003, 08:13:50 AM
If he lays 1 finger on those DVDs he's gonna have to be put down!!

I've got about 450 myself and the family knows not to touch them without written permission!
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Post by: Albacore on February 26, 2003, 10:14:27 AM
Clemenza has dismantled the screenwriter and sent the components back to the factory for a full refund. The DVDs are alright except for the strange smell that now circulates every time they're put into use.
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Post by: Octavius on February 26, 2003, 10:16:15 AM
LMAO ANIMAL!!!!!! :D


oh god that pic is hilarious
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Post by: Ripsnort on February 26, 2003, 10:27:51 AM
This thread is....well...
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Post by: Hawklore on February 26, 2003, 10:29:12 AM
Animal I got a cat that looks like that, thats a tomcat right? Mines a female..
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Post by: Airhead on February 26, 2003, 10:43:01 AM
All this thread needs is a picture of Eric Estrada. Anyone have one?
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Post by: Ripsnort on February 26, 2003, 10:46:42 AM
Close enough Airhead?
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Post by: Albacore on February 26, 2003, 11:08:15 AM
Viola. My main man Erik.
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Post by: WebCop on February 26, 2003, 11:14:46 AM
Is that the man who threatened you?
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Post by: Airhead on February 26, 2003, 11:18:38 AM
I don't know which is more disturbing- that Albacore has pics of Eric Estrada on his computer or that Ripsnort has pictures of Arnold Schwarznager (sp) on his.

Think it can't get any gayer? Watch this....

Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!
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Post by: Albacore on February 26, 2003, 11:29:03 AM
With stuff like this on the web, Estrada is kid's play.
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Post by: aladdin sane on February 26, 2003, 12:08:25 PM
This is like some "Creative Writing 101" exercise gone terribly, terribly cheesy.
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Post by: Saurdaukar on February 26, 2003, 12:25:29 PM
How did I miss this thread?  ROFL!
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Post by: -dead- on February 26, 2003, 12:27:21 PM
Is it time for "Bob" yet?
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Post by: Albacore on February 26, 2003, 12:28:05 PM
Here's another Estrada. I'm not sure who's smile is creepier but I think if I were to be stopped by CHP, I'd rather see Miguel walking up to the driver's side window than Erik.
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Post by: Albacore on February 26, 2003, 12:30:44 PM
Lol Dead, that's the gayest picture ever. I'm putting up $7.13 as prize money to the best way to end this friggen thread.
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Post by: Airhead on February 26, 2003, 01:05:46 PM
Easy- close your eyes, click your heels together three times and say "Skuzzy is a hacker. Skuzzy is a hacker. Skuzzy is a hacker." When you open your eyes the thread will be locked. Now give me my money.:)
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Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on February 26, 2003, 01:44:40 PM
You wanna get high?
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Post by: Gryffin on February 26, 2003, 03:53:34 PM
.
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Post by: Albacore on February 26, 2003, 04:25:06 PM
And I thought that all jokes, if taken far enough, inevitably degenerate into either gay ot toilet humor, or a combination of the two. Crazy thing is, Screenwriter keeps calling both me and Clem, trying to figure out which movie studio hired us to screw him over. Of course, niether of us work for a movie studio and by screwing him over he meant putting him up for a week and letting him eat all of Clem's Cap'n Crunch and most of his Corn Flakes.

Here's a little something just for those following only the visual aspect of this thread:
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Post by: Airhead on February 26, 2003, 07:22:09 PM
The only thing that can stop this thread is for someone to post pics of a couple of really fat chicks wearing bikinis...that seems to be the stimuli of the week at Hi Tech Creations.
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Post by: tubeamp on February 26, 2003, 08:20:41 PM
In the spirit of disturbing visuals....
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Post by: Albacore on February 26, 2003, 09:43:49 PM
I tried looking for fat chicks in Bikinis and instead got caught in an avalanche of Porno pp-under ads. Thanks a pantload Airhead, for the suggestion:D

here's a little publication for all you loves of youth out there:
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Post by: Swift as a Fart on February 27, 2003, 01:09:35 AM
I had a roommate once.