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Title: LW terminology from LW pilots hand book
Post by: Maverick on January 13, 2001, 08:06:00 PM

Luftwaffe Terms For Pilots:

AIRCRAFT---Der Fliegenwagen

JET TRANSPORT---Der Muchen Overgrossen Biggenmother Das Ist Fliegen
Highenfaster Mit All Der Mach Und Flightenlevels. (Built by Boeing)

PROPELLER---Der Airfloggen Pushenthruster

ENGINE---Der Noisenmaken Pistonpusher Das Turnens Der Airfloggenfan
Pushenthruster

JET ENGINE---Der Schreemen Skullschplitten Firespitten Smokenmaken
Airpushenbacken Thrustermaker Mit Compressorsqueezen Und Turbinespinnen
Bladenrotors. (Made by Pratt & Whitney)

CONTROL COLUMN---Der Pushenpullen Bankenyanken Schtick

RUDDER PEDALS---Der Tailschwingen Yawmaken Werks

PILOT---Der Pushenpullen Bankenyanken Tailschwingen Werker

PASSENGER---Der Dumbkopf Das Est Strappened En Der Baacken Mit Der Other
Dumbkopfs Das Est Expecten To Leave Undgo On Scheduledtimen Und Arriven mit Der
Luggagebags Somplaceneisen

STUDENT PILOT---Der Dumbkopf Das Learnen Fliegen Un Hopen To Jobenfinden Mit
Der Airlinens

FLIGHT INSTRUCTOR---Der Timenbuilder Mit Less Den 1000 Hrs Multienginefliegen.
Teachen Dumbkopfs To Fliegen Vile Waitenwatchen Fer Der Letter Mit Der Joboffering
Frum United

AIRLINE TRANSPORT PILOT---Das Grosse Overpaiden Und Under Werken
Whinencomplainer Biggen Schmuck Dat Fliegen Mit Das Big Airlinen

PARACHUTE---Der Stringencotten Das Est Usen To Floaten Der Tailschwingen
Pushenpullen Bankenyanken Werker Down To Earthen Ven Der Fliegenwagen Est
Kaputen

FAA---Der Friggenfliegen Dumbkopf Schmucks Das Maken Alder Rulens Und
Regulations

Title: LW terminology from LW pilots hand book
Post by: RAM on January 13, 2001, 08:09:00 PM

LOL!!!

Title: LW terminology from LW pilots hand book
Post by: Sox on January 13, 2001, 08:45:00 PM

LOL !

Title: LW terminology from LW pilots hand book
Post by: Tac on January 13, 2001, 08:46:00 PM

*Passes out from laughing too much*

Title: LW terminology from LW pilots hand book
Post by: Nath-BDP on January 13, 2001, 09:17:00 PM

ROFLMFAO LOL, LMFAO...

not

Title: LW terminology from LW pilots hand book
Post by: Jigster on January 13, 2001, 09:26:00 PM

I like the impatient German flight controllers...

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Title: LW terminology from LW pilots hand book
Post by: chisel on January 13, 2001, 11:40:00 PM

ROFLMAO!!!


Thing is, we have this Swiss gentleman that frequents the shop I work at, who speaks English almost exactly like that!!

Title: LW terminology from LW pilots hand book
Post by: Citabria on January 14, 2001, 12:01:00 AM

falls on floor LMAO

Title: LW terminology from LW pilots hand book
Post by: Jimdandy on January 14, 2001, 12:06:00 AM

Maverick, that night course in German is really paying off. LOL!

Title: LW terminology from LW pilots hand book
Post by: AKSeaWulfe on January 14, 2001, 03:15:00 AM

Certainly worthy of 10 beers shall I ever meet you face to face Maverick.
That was extremely funny!
-SW

Title: LW terminology from LW pilots hand book
Post by: Thrawn on January 14, 2001, 04:06:00 AM

LMFAO!

Title: LW terminology from LW pilots hand book
Post by: LJK Raubvogel on January 14, 2001, 04:59:00 AM

ROFL   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

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Title: LW terminology from LW pilots hand book
Post by: Duckwing6 on January 14, 2001, 05:47:00 AM

hehehe sounds more like DUTCH  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

DW6

Title: LW terminology from LW pilots hand book
Post by: Maverick on January 14, 2001, 12:27:00 PM

 

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Originally posted by AKSeaWulfe:
Certainly worthy of 10 beers shall I ever meet you face to face Maverick.
That was extremely funny!
-SW

I'll hold you to that!    (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

Mav

Title: LW terminology from LW pilots hand book
Post by: Ice on January 15, 2001, 10:33:00 AM

Hey Mav....

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

Thanks!

Ice

Title: LW terminology from LW pilots hand book
Post by: Apache on January 15, 2001, 10:41:00 AM

Oh man (wipeing tears from my eyes), my sides are killin' me. I haven't laughed this hard in years! <S> Mav.

Title: LW terminology from LW pilots hand book
Post by: Wanker on January 15, 2001, 11:28:00 AM

LOL! That reminds me of the German pilot in "Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Machines".

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Title: LW terminology from LW pilots hand book
Post by: Starky on January 15, 2001, 11:32:00 AM

Ich verstehe kein Wort von diesem Unsinn.

Title: LW terminology from LW pilots hand book
Post by: loser111 on January 16, 2001, 05:22:00 AM

its even funnier at 5 in the morning!!!!