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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Animal on December 07, 2000, 10:19:00 AM
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Its been months since the last dweeb-hunt; there are too many dweebs now to hunt them all. I am planning a new voluntary event in the honor of RAM's anonymous return:
THE MONTHTLY AH DWEEB-HUNT
Here is how it will work: if you want to be a participant, you say so in this thread. I will pick all names and write them on papers, put the papers on my toilet, flush, and the name that stays floating in the end, will be dweeb hunted by the other participants for a whole night. The losing participants have to fly "righteous" non-dweeby, honorable planes, like the FW-190, P-38, 202, and P47. The Dweeb will fly either a Niki or an F4U-C and must constantly say HAHAHAHA studmuffinS U CANT CATCH ME potato peelerS on channel one, along with other tauntings directed to the HTC staff. He must try in vain to HO the dweeb hunters.
Think of the MONTHLY DWEEB HUNT as the gladiatorial events of AH, the MA being as brutal and merciless (and gay) as ancient rome. The person to successfully kill the Dweeb most times will get a surprise gift by mail randomly picked from RAM's closet; authographed by him.
So come on, join in for the fun! and may the best dweeb win!
Animal
(official event coordinator)
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disclaimer:
The chosen dweeb will not be able to back out after picked. By joining the event its similar to signing a contract; you will be hunted. HTC is not responsable for the events durin the dweeb night; we are not responsable for banned members or ruined scores. We are not responsible for any health problems RAM's trophy may cause. Please do not dweeb hunt me if it turns out to be dirty underwear or a used condom with the scent of a bath-house on it.
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Animal share your drugs dude............I'm dry.
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TORQUE ARE YOU IN OR NOT.
This event is serious.
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Are you gonna share?
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Everytime my gear goes up, i'm on a dweeb hunt (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
Ice
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LOL!
This is so rediculous this might really be fun (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Ok I bite...Im in if we could get a bunch more people involved (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif) But on one condition:
HAHAHA...studmuffinS YOU CANT CATCH ME potato peelerS is a little harsh...
Its funny and those who are in know its all in fun but it can be kinda objectionable in the arena...how bout HAHAHA WUSSBOYS...EAT <insert favorite guns or plane> LEAD!!! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
This might allow me to put all my objections with the current arena aside and just have some fun (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
-Ding
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I'm IN! I'd make good prey too. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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Lephturn - Chief Trainer
A member of The Flying Pigs http://www.flyingpigs.com (http://www.flyingpigs.com)
"A pig is a jolly companion, Boar, sow, barrow, or gilt --
A pig is a pal, who'll boost your morale, Though mountains may topple and tilt.
When they've blackballed, bamboozled, and burned you, When they've turned on you, Tory and Whig,
Though you may be thrown over by Tabby and Rover, You'll never go wrong with a pig, a pig,
You'll never go wrong with a pig!" -- Thomas Pynchon, "Gravity's Rainbow"
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<sniff...sniff>..... naaah !
Bye (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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that is the funniest thing i have seen on this game yet. hahahahahahaha
"JATO"
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Shit, you mean the event hasn't started yet?!? I've been flying the friggin' niki since tour 7! Well screw this then, I quit. You're all just a bunch of stupid-butts who can't fly worth a crap. I'm the d00d mAster and you all suck! I can kick bellybutton in Crimson Skies, and I can kick YOUR tulips here!
SOB
...thanks for sharing Animal (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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ill think about it, must cunsolt squadies.
P.S. i fly 109s
"JATO"
<Musketeers Escadrille>
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The Dweeb will fly either a Niki or an F4U-C and must constantly say HAHAHAHA studmuffinS U CANT CATCH ME potato peelerS on channel one,
You can pu me down as one of the dweebs to hunt-as long as I`m not forced to fly either of the namby pamby twink planes you`ve got listed above,only a shemale wannabe would fly those. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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Originally posted by SOB:
Shit, you mean the event hasn't started yet?!? I've been flying the friggin' niki since tour 7! Well screw this then, I quit. You're all just a bunch of stupid-butts who can't fly worth a crap. I'm the d00d mAster and you all suck! I can kick bellybutton in Crimson Skies, and I can kick YOUR tulips here!
DWEEB! Yer in without wanting to be in! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif) All KeWLDoODs are automatically considered dweeb hunt cannon fodder.
I also propose that those the killer of the KING DWEEB shout: DIE DWEEB DIE...STICK YOUR <insert favorite ammo or plane here> WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINE! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
LOL
-Ding
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Cmon guys, we only have like 3 people and we need like 20 for it to work.
Oh and about the potato peeler thing; I was doing some research on the MA testing the filter to check wich words we can say, and I found:
Ass
Nipple
Dick
Stupid
Fart
You can combine these to make killer cussing combos, and its all legal baby.
You also have to curse at people from your own channel for not calling your 6 or stealing your kills.
To add a little spice you can also whine on channel 1 about how you were AFK reading the board or answering the phone when they killed you; when in fact they saw you jinking and trying to maneuver.
Come on guys, join in!
Maybe if the event is a success HTC will give us our own scenario banner time to compete with that stupid SOCCER thing wich I dont understand.
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I'm in.. and i fly the jug.
I am a Turd, and we all know Turds float, so I guess i will be the last remaining "toilet target" Animal, flush me, bomb me, hose me, i will still float!
All you boys that think you are men, come hunt me.
All you girls that think you are men, come hunt me.
All you men that wish you were girls come hunt me.
Sounds like fun, i don't mind being in the barrel for a month.
NUTTZ
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Oh and lets not forget that there should be an assigned newby saying:
I have filmed all your cussing and teasing and I am sending this films to hitech so he bans you.
There are ALWAYS those around.
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Fw 190 and P-38 and P-47 are dweeb rides in the right hands. IMHO the only non-dweeb planes are the 202 and A6M5.
If you removed the bigoted comments from the event and get the right planes I might play though. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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Oh you mean dweebs are not bigots.
How many times youve been called studmuffin by one. Without the word studmuffin all around, it wouldnt be realistic. And this is all about realism, isnt it?
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OK I see what you are saying. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
But I won't budge on the airplane choices!!! A6M5 and 202 only! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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I am putting CavemanJ up for this dweeb hunt, Ya shoulda heard him last night when he was flyin hi F4U-1C..
Was the Cave i remembered from beta (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Dog out........
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ok so funked does have a point there so we are narrowing down the plane choices to 202 and a6m.
Come on guys join in we need a lot of people for this event. Do it for the ones who are no longer with us. Do it for the ones who cancelled their accounts (and made new ones) for the sake that our children have the right to whine about anything they want untill someone agrees with them. Without them, there would be no Al Gores, or other famous crybabies I cant remember right now.
[This message has been edited by Animal (edited 12-07-2000).]
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Count me in.....I don't care what plane I have to fly......just let me be the first to be hunted!!!!
I'm gonna climb like a dweeb until my plane stalls earth and HO as many of you stupidassnipplepopcornfarts as I can and when I run out of ammo i'll RAM the closest red icon.
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Skernsk
Fat Drunk Bastards
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Heh, sounds like FDB squad night. I'm game (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
Gordo
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I'd like to be dweeb, please.
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i'll do it animal....for uhhh....for the children ...yeah... for the children (whoever they are) and for america dammit!... and freedom and the right to breathe free and for my father and his father who wouldve wanted it his way and for th constitution and for science and uh...oh i dont know i feel like a floater - flush away man.....
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To dweeb, or not to dweeb. That is the question. Whether it is nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous whiners. Or to go forth and slay the bastards.
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I vote for skernsk, who managed to work RAM into his post without actually calling him by name! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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n r mind
[This message has been edited by Animal (edited 12-07-2000).]