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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Hangtime on February 26, 2003, 10:26:09 PM

Title: it won't be so bad....
Post by: Hangtime on February 26, 2003, 10:26:09 PM

think about if for a second.. chumpy has the best advisors ever to grace the executive wing in the white house.

they gotta know what they're doing...

1. we invade iraq.
2. saddam starts gettin his bellybutton kicked.
3. we secure the oil fields.
4. saddam launches a massive nuke or WMD attack on israel and american units in iraq.
5. most of israel's 5 million non-combatants and 4 miilion palestinans are killed by saddams WMD barrage. american combatants fare better but halt offensive operations pending israel's response.
6. israel retaliates.. nukes baghdad.
7. syria backed by the saudi's and egypt invades israel.
8. israel nukes syria, saudi arabia, egypt.
9. pakistan unloads on whats left of israel.

saddam and baghdad are gone, palestine is gone, israel is gone, syria is gone, cairo is gone, ridyah is gone and we've got the oil fields in iraq.

10. UN steps in.

everybodys happy.

;)

Title: it won't be so bad....
Post by: weazel on February 26, 2003, 10:38:58 PM

You forgot to add that White House pResident Dim Son will then declare a "victorious victory" and proceed to crawl like a broke down puta in regards to N. Korea.

Title: it won't be so bad....
Post by: Hangtime on February 26, 2003, 10:43:35 PM

in the land of the deaf, blind and ignorant, weaz would be king.

;)

Title: KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!
Post by: weazel on February 26, 2003, 10:46:04 PM

:D

I'm already there Hangtime...when's my coronation?

Title: it won't be so bad....
Post by: Hangtime on February 26, 2003, 10:46:57 PM

LOL!

Title: it won't be so bad....
Post by: john9001 on February 26, 2003, 10:54:09 PM

i think the radiation from the CRT is affecting weazels brain, the more he posts , the dumber he sounds.

QUICK, PUT ON YOUR ALUM FOIL HAT WEAZEL

Title: it won't be so bad....
Post by: Hangtime on February 26, 2003, 10:57:59 PM

... that would be 'crowning' part of the coronation, john.

Title: it won't be so bad....
Post by: weazel on February 26, 2003, 10:59:02 PM

So...when you moving to Iran john?

Title: it won't be so bad....
Post by: Saurdaukar on February 27, 2003, 08:31:39 AM

After we "sterilize" it.

Title: it won't be so bad....
Post by: Naso on February 27, 2003, 08:41:17 AM

The initial post was funny Hangtime... :)

and for my evil part was... appealing ;)

The duet with weazel was heartlight and funny...

Then someone other entered.... and the usual childish BS is again up.

BTW, LOL Hang and Weaz.