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Title: commercials you hate.. or would re-write
Post by: Hangtime on February 28, 2003, 11:58:52 PM

'i'm a pet dander, pollen, woodchip and cat toejam intolerant.. so either the alergies or fluffy have to go.."



*BLAM*BLAM*BLAM*

Title: commercials you hate.. or would re-write
Post by: Russian on March 01, 2003, 12:01:27 AM

Go to sleep, looks like you had enough.

Title: commercials you hate.. or would re-write
Post by: Hangtime on March 01, 2003, 12:09:30 AM

surely, russian, there must be one commercial you hate, offends you, or you'd like to see SNL produce...

perhaps theres a tampon commercial that catches yer eye.... :)

Title: commercials you hate.. or would re-write
Post by: hawk220 on March 01, 2003, 12:15:42 AM

LOL Hang! I was watching that one with the mrs the other day and I did the same thing:D   (she gave me the mrs look when I say stuff like that)

Title: commercials you hate.. or would re-write
Post by: Russian on March 01, 2003, 12:30:24 AM

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Originally posted by Hangtime
surely, russian, there must be one commercial you hate, offends you, or you'd like to see SNL produce...

perhaps theres a tampon commercial that catches yer eye.... :)

Since I use TV only for background sound, it doesn't bother me.  Better listen to CNN then to hear 10 computer fans working. :)

Title: commercials you hate.. or would re-write
Post by: Kanth on March 01, 2003, 01:02:12 AM

"bad host? or hemorrhoid sufferer?"

OH

or the one where this cheezy dood is in the jacuzzi with two skanky chicks and suddenly has to leave because he has diarrhea.

Title: commercials you hate.. or would re-write
Post by: Suave on March 01, 2003, 01:11:04 AM

The one where the jeep and the helicopter are racing up a mountain or some crap, and then the jeep stops and they all get out and they're standing on the ground, and the guy in the helo hovering above them says into is headset "you guys gotta give me a head start next time" . And I'm thinking, uh, they can't hear you dickhead .

A lot of Political canidate commericial are almost as mindless as the anit pot commercials .

Oh and
"Never underestimate the power of soup."

On the flipside, commercials I like, Fantana commercial . And I've never seen a Jack in the Box commercial that wasn't funny.

Title: commercials you hate.. or would re-write
Post by: SOB on March 01, 2003, 01:40:45 AM

Those idiotic "The Truth" commercials.  Make me want to step into the TV and go to work with a tire iron every time.


SOB

Title: commercials you hate.. or would re-write
Post by: lord dolf vader on March 01, 2003, 07:31:39 AM

the ones where the guy says the issue is complicated and the idiot throws the party line at him and then the thinking guysays somthing like "your right its not complicated, ill do what bush says"


totaly aimed at the it dosent have to be a logical argument to be right crowd.

p.s. a argument that is not logical is wrong. sophists and nonseqetors need not apply

Title: commercials you hate.. or would re-write
Post by: john9001 on March 01, 2003, 07:56:52 AM

ALL GEICO commercials and the" BILLY MAYS HERE" , does he always have to SHOUT?

Title: commercials you hate.. or would re-write
Post by: Cobra on March 01, 2003, 09:04:18 AM

That horse-faced Canadian riding around in once proud Mopar cars!

Make the pain stop, Mercedes/Chrysler!

Cobra

Title: commercials you hate.. or would re-write
Post by: Udie on March 01, 2003, 09:09:52 AM

There was this one about 10 years ago that I couldn't stand.


daughter "Mom can I ask you a personal question"

Mom "yes"

Daughter "do you duche?"


 what the hell is that doing on tv at dinner time?!  They do that toejam on purpose I swear.

Title: commercials you hate.. or would re-write
Post by: Hangtime on March 01, 2003, 09:13:11 AM

Just for men... the hair rejuvinator.

"I wonder how I did tonight?""

"Would you like to come in....?"

"No, yah ugly skank.. I just wanna use yer sweetheart.."

Title: commercials you hate.. or would re-write
Post by: lazs2 on March 01, 2003, 09:59:22 AM

any of em by dell  and.... that friggin bowflex commercial.
lazs

Title: commercials you hate.. or would re-write
Post by: Saurdaukar on March 01, 2003, 05:43:56 PM

Ill second the "Truth" commercials.  Some of the most annoying toejam on television.

Honorable mention goes to any "reality TV" ad.  For Christs sake... we've got like 6 of them on a night.

"Im a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!"  What?  WTF is this show about?  I dunno - but Robin Leach is on it and its right after Big Brother XVI "Jamie has sex with the banister after a herpes outbreak."

diddlying rediculous - the stuff they put on TV today.

Title: commercials you hate.. or would re-write
Post by: midnight Target on March 01, 2003, 05:53:52 PM

The one with Keith Hernandez and Walt Frazier doing a play by play of some guy getting shot down in a bar because there is gray in his beard..... WTF is that?
Couple of old farts telling me not to look old... sheesh.

Title: commercials you hate.. or would re-write
Post by: Raubvogel on March 01, 2003, 07:40:47 PM

The Chili's babyback rib commercial with the guy doing his human beatbox/noise machine impersonation. I'd like to shove that microphone down his throat.

Title: commercials you hate.. or would re-write
Post by: RightF00T on March 01, 2003, 11:15:12 PM

I think the "Marijuana Impairs your judgement" commercials are the best not because of the actual situations but the way they film them.  For instance...3 potheads are in a drive-thru

Cashier: Can I take your order
Pothead1: can I get your number (laughing)

Scene 2

Cashier: Can I take your order
Pothead1: Let me have 15 cheeeeeeseburgers(laughing)

Scene 3

Cashier: Can I take your order
Pothead1: Got any egggs?(BAM! head hits window

Scene 4

Cashier: Can I take your order
Pothead1: Dude, I dont have any money
Pothead2: LEts go lets go!

SCREECHING TIRES

POTHEAD2: Man WAtch oout!!

Scene cuts out before car hits little girl on bike.


Not funny at all, but it seems they're trying really hard to the point of absurdness to sell the "MARIJUANA IS BAD" point of view.   Almost  that the commercial is ridiculed more than the message is communicated.

Title: commercials you hate.. or would re-write
Post by: Hangtime on March 01, 2003, 11:18:34 PM

wish they spent half the money on anti-alcohol abuse that they do on pot witch hunts.

Title: commercials you hate.. or would re-write
Post by: Toad on March 01, 2003, 11:59:14 PM

But then how would we find the pot witches?

Answer me that!

Title: commercials you hate.. or would re-write
Post by: Mini D on March 02, 2003, 12:27:24 AM

Any Mt. Dew commercial.  Somehow, trying to pitch a soda as radical and cool just irritates the hell out of me.  The one where the guys flip the TransAm is the worst by far.

MiniD

Title: commercials you hate.. or would re-write
Post by: loser on March 02, 2003, 09:56:44 AM

no kidding miniD.  That commercial fediddlein rots.  Besides mountain dew tastes horrible.

Also have to agree with lazs.  Dell makes junk and has super toejamty commericals.  That kid needs a severe arse kicking.

My personal hatred however is directed to Jarred from Subway. Not only is he a total liar (yeah right you lost like 200 pounds by eating foot long subs,) but he is a total weiner.  He needs a good punching.

Title: commercials you hate.. or would re-write
Post by: Drifter1234 on March 02, 2003, 11:00:55 AM

The new Viagra commercial.

New Haircut?

New Shoes?

What is up with Bob.

Get real

He got laid for the first time in 6 months.

Should be is that a roll of certs in your pocket or are you glad to see me?

Drftr

Title: commercials you hate.. or would re-write
Post by: DmdBT on March 02, 2003, 04:23:23 PM

I'm waiting on a Mentos commercial at the UN... all delegates are throwing down threatening war and some French orderly breaks out a case of Mentos mints and suddenly there is world peace again.... ahhhh... Mentos, fresh and full of life.

Title: commercials you hate.. or would re-write
Post by: XNachoX on March 02, 2003, 05:10:39 PM

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Originally posted by loser
Besides mountain dew tastes horrible.

You, sir need to die!

Title: commercials you hate.. or would re-write
Post by: marauder on March 02, 2003, 08:35:40 PM

"Mom sometimes I just don't feel ...fresh"
Commercials that say stuff like that MUST be banned ...pleeeeeze!
Btw Loser... MOUNTAIN DEW is the NECTAR OF THE GODS!!!!

Title: commercials you hate.. or would re-write
Post by: Saurdaukar on March 02, 2003, 08:58:29 PM

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Originally posted by DmdBT
I'm waiting on a Mentos commercial at the UN... all delegates are throwing down threatening war and some French orderly breaks out a case of Mentos mints and suddenly there is world peace again.... ahhhh... Mentos, fresh and full of life.

ROFL!!!!!!!!  :D :D :D

Title: commercials you hate.. or would re-write
Post by: loser on March 02, 2003, 09:25:54 PM

no guys, mountain dew is seriously toejamty.


You cant drink it without sneezing and worse yet it gives you the worse phlem ever.


Ginger ale or Dr Pepper.  Only two ways to go.

Title: commercials you hate.. or would re-write
Post by: RightF00T on March 02, 2003, 09:42:37 PM

Quote

Originally posted by loser
no guys, mountain dew is seriously toejamty.


You cant drink it without sneezing and worse yet it gives you the worse phlem ever.


Ginger ale or Dr Pepper.  Only two ways to go.

Not to mention it lowers your sperm count. ;)

Title: commercials you hate.. or would re-write
Post by: Toad on March 02, 2003, 10:22:08 PM

Quote

Originally posted by marauder
"Mom sometimes I just don't feel ...fresh"

Mom: "Susie, a little soap and water never hurt anything. Try it sometime."

Title: commercials you hate.. or would re-write
Post by: marauder on March 02, 2003, 11:04:55 PM

Quote

Originally posted by loser
no guys, mountain dew is seriously toejamty.
You cant drink it without sneezing and worse yet it gives you the worse phlem ever.
Ginger ale or Dr Pepper.  Only two ways to go.

Damn this the first time of heard of someone with soft drink ALLERGIES!? WTF?!

Gotta agree with ya 'bout the Dr. Pepper and ginger ale though
(CANADA DRY ginger ale;) )

Title: commercials you hate.. or would re-write
Post by: LePaul on March 03, 2003, 08:25:35 AM

How about a tampon commercial that, instead of innocent blue water, uses Ragu Spaghetti Sauce !  :eek:

Title: commercials you hate.. or would re-write
Post by: Ripsnort on March 03, 2003, 08:29:19 AM

Bow flex commercials crack me up...all those "models" both male and female use free-weights to get on muscle, then do the commercial for Bow flex.  If you bought a bow flex thinking you're going to pack on any bulk, then you've been had, my friend.:)

Title: commercials you hate.. or would re-write
Post by: Hortlund on March 03, 2003, 08:35:53 AM

Yeah wtf is up with that blue water anyway? I mean how bad can you flunk biology?

Scene at commercial makers office:

-Anyone know the color of that stuff?

-I think its green.

-No, orange.

-Red?

-Ewww how disgusting ARE you.

-Black then?

-Are you insane, we can make it black, that would be racist.

-No, I think its blue.

-Maybe we should ask a girl?

-Nah...it must be blue..right? Any other color would be yucky.

-I say go with blue.

-Alright blue it is.