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Title: FDB: A History
Post by: sling322 on March 02, 2003, 04:03:49 PM: These dudes got together once and like discovered that they liked wings and beer. And then this flying game came along and they decided to like play it. And then they got a picture of Fatty's mom to put on their planes. And then they found out that folks whine when their chutes get shot....so they did it more. Oh and they were all bastards.

The End.
Title: FDB: A History
Post by: mason22 on March 02, 2003, 04:27:22 PM: ...sinclair is hot.

and, who the fek is lance?
Title: FDB: A History
Post by: Mathman on March 02, 2003, 04:43:47 PM: Man, what a bunch of tards.

Oh, and to echo what Mason said, who the hell is Lance?
Title: FDB: A History
Post by: funkedup on March 02, 2003, 04:55:20 PM: A couple of rutabagas found some even bigger rutabagas who felt lonely and insecure without a squadron. They weren't even fat, but pretended they were fat to draw pity. They only eat chicken wings so they can pretend they are full to cover up their inability to hold down more than 2 wine coolers. Oh and they were butt pirates.

THE END
Title: FDB: A History
Post by: sling322 on March 02, 2003, 05:07:07 PM: Quote
Originally posted by funkedup
A couple of rutabagas found some even bigger rutabagas who felt lonely and insecure without a squadron. They weren't even fat, but pretended they were fat to draw pity. They only eat chicken wings so they can pretend they are full to cover up their inability to hold down more than 2 wine coolers. Oh and they were butt pirates.

THE END

Shouldnt this be in its own thread entitled 308th: A History?

:D
Title: FDB: A History
Post by: Frogm4n on March 02, 2003, 05:49:49 PM: isnt lance Hitech?
Title: FDB: A History
Post by: X2Lee on March 02, 2003, 05:59:41 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Mathman
Man, what a bunch of tards.

Oh, and to echo what Mason said, who the hell is Lance?

WWKTD?

what would kurt tank do? :cool:
Title: FDB: A History
Post by: Raubvogel on March 02, 2003, 06:04:24 PM: And ye they drank unto the wee hours of the morn. And glanced about the confines of the Con Room and lo they were the only bastards still standing.

First Book of Jim Beam, verse 3:69
Title: FDB: A History
Post by: Moloch on March 02, 2003, 06:04:57 PM: ....and they like to shoot each other when in events that don't have killshooter on.
Title: FDB: A History
Post by: Urchin on March 02, 2003, 06:10:40 PM: Sunday morning I'm pretty sure I was the last man standing. Course Saturday morning/Friday night I was out early.. I think.
Title: FDB: A History
Post by: Toad on March 02, 2003, 07:09:45 PM: No offense, but I like the MAW history better.

At least they gave all their hat sizes.... amazing. I think 27 was the smallest.....
Title: FDB: A History
Post by: Mini D on March 02, 2003, 09:11:10 PM: OK.. if nailing FunkedUp isn't a criteria for getting into the FDBs... why were all your names tattoed on his ass?

MiniD
Title: FDB: A History
Post by: SOB on March 02, 2003, 10:47:40 PM: He's a groupie, and is a suitable alternative when Rocky is busy...at least after a fifth.

SOB
Title: FDB: A History
Post by: Pei on March 03, 2003, 12:37:00 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Urchin
Sunday morning I'm pretty sure I was the last man standing. Course Saturday morning/Friday night I was out early.. I think.

Standing? You were having trouble lieing on the floor!
Title: FDB: A History
Post by: Pei on March 03, 2003, 12:40:03 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Raubvogel
And ye they drank unto the wee hours of the morn. And glanced about the confines of the Con Room and lo they were the only bastards still standing.

First Book of Jim Beam, verse 3:69

What happened to the BLack Seal Rum (last seen inserted into the nether end of an inflatable sheep)?
Title: FDB: A History
Post by: funkedup on March 03, 2003, 01:08:52 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Mini D
OK.. if nailing FunkedUp isn't a criteria for getting into the FDBs... why were all your names tattoed on his ass?

MiniD

I passed out on top of Fatty's mom and they didn't see me when they mounted her.
Title: FDB: A History
Post by: Ripsnort on March 03, 2003, 01:38:43 PM: Quote
Originally posted by funkedup
I passed out on top of Fatty's mom and they didn't see me when they mounted her.

Thats an image I did NOT need while eating Mexican food with sour cream at lunch break today....
Title: FDB: A History
Post by: Mini D on March 03, 2003, 02:13:21 PM: Oh... they saw you funkedup... they saw you.

MiniD
Title: FDB: A History
Post by: Dead Man Flying on March 03, 2003, 02:27:59 PM: I've never wanted to be an FDB more than right now.

-- Todd/Leviathn
Title: FDB: A History
Post by: Furious on March 03, 2003, 03:57:00 PM: FDB. It's all about sickness and perversion.
Title: FDB: A History
Post by: Kanth on March 03, 2003, 03:58:52 PM: BAN HIM!!!

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Originally posted by Furious
FDB. It's all about sickness and perversion.
Title: FDB: A History
Post by: Dowding on March 03, 2003, 04:06:55 PM: They should be banned. We don't need their type around here. This is a family show.
Title: FDB: A History
Post by: Frogm4n on March 03, 2003, 04:11:25 PM: dont forget the STD's furious
Title: FDB: A History
Post by: Drex on March 03, 2003, 04:19:50 PM: Shut this thread down.
Title: FDB: A History
Post by: Raubvogel on March 03, 2003, 09:49:18 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Pei
What happened to the BLack Seal Rum (last seen inserted into the nether end of an inflatable sheep)?

AhhhhhhhH!!!!!! Not the Death Rum™!!!! I'm still recovering from that crap. Contorted my face all to hell :p
Title: FDB: A History
Post by: SLO on March 04, 2003, 09:02:12 AM: when they decide to make a FAT STONED BASTARD squad .......

I'll join:D
Title: FDB: A History
Post by: funkedup on March 06, 2003, 12:33:24 PM: I think the FDBs are some kind of deviated preverts. I think Hitech found out about your preversions and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of preverts.
Title: FDB: A History
Post by: SLO on March 06, 2003, 01:04:29 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Dowding
They should be banned. We don't need their type around here. This is a family show.

but the FDB's have this.......
Title: FDB: A History
Post by: Kanth on March 06, 2003, 04:51:43 PM: a fridge full of diet coke?
Title: FDB: A History
Post by: funkedup on March 06, 2003, 05:18:28 PM: They also keep a few cans of Fresca around for Sally.
Title: FDB: A History
Post by: Hangtime on March 06, 2003, 06:32:09 PM: we don't have 'history'. 'history' implys somebody gives a damn.

to correct this lapse in short and long term memory, we should nominate a historian. perhaps rocky... but that may not be a good choice.. she don't give a damn what we do either. damn, whotta woman. ;)

then there's fatty's mom.. there's this thing yah have to do to her as part of the induction ceremony. I've forgotten what.. possibly something freudian about that.

.. whatever it was, funked failed the initiation. something about 'gettin past the smell'.

fatty said the smell was lance. we haven't seen him for awile. not fatty.. lance.

did i mention sinclair is fattys mom, and she's the model for our nose art??