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Title: Joke
Post by: moose on March 04, 2003, 08:12:09 AM

Don was soooo excited to be going bear hunting. He spotted a small Brown Bear in the woods and shot it. Then there was a tap on his shoulder, he turned around to see a big
  Black Bear. The Black Bear said, "Don, you've got two choices, either I maul you to death or we have sex." Don decided to bend over.

       Even though he felt sore for two weeks Don soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the Black Bear and shot it. There was another
  tap on his shoulder. This time a huge Grizzly Bear was standing right next to him. The Grizzly said, "That was a huge mistake Don. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to
  death, or we have rough sex." Again, Don thought it was better to comply.

       Although he survived, it took several months before Don finally recovered. Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the Grizzly and shot it. He felt the
  sweet taste of revenge. But then there was a tap on his shoulder. Don turned round to find a giant Polar Bear standing there.
        The Polar Bear said, "Admit it Don, you don't really come here for the hunting, do you?"

Title: Joke
Post by: SirLoin on March 04, 2003, 09:10:13 AM

So..Don didn't get it up the icehole from Mr polar bear?

:D

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Post by: Saurdaukar on March 04, 2003, 10:06:25 AM

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Originally posted by SirLoin
So..Don didn't get it up the icehole from Mr polar bear?

:D

I heard that the myth that black bears are bigger than ploar bears isnt true.  ;)

Title: Joke
Post by: Animal on March 04, 2003, 10:45:58 AM

A polar bears skin is actually black

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Post by: DA98 on March 04, 2003, 11:31:41 AM

So polar bears are like Michael Jackson?

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Post by: Maverick on March 04, 2003, 12:25:01 PM

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Originally posted by DA98
So polar bears are like Michael Jackson?

Not entirely. Polar bears have a function and a reason to exist.

Title: Joke
Post by: funkedup on March 04, 2003, 12:34:20 PM

And as far as I know Polar Bears are not serial child rapists.

Title: Joke
Post by: funkedup on March 04, 2003, 12:37:07 PM

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That gathering followed a similar protest Saturday, in the Chilean capital Santiago, where police were bemused as 300 naked men and women gathered in a park to voice their anti-war feelings.
But the attitude amongst authorities changed when the protesters marched to the presidential palace.
A water cannon was used to disperse the crowd, with officials saying the protest was authorized for the park only.

Those hippies probably needed a shower anyways.