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Title: The Stuka
Post by: Nash on May 04, 2001, 05:47:00 AM

"...is something we’ll definitely do." -HTC

Ok, granted, the Stuka may SUCK... And anyone flyin' one oughta be prepared to get diced up and deep fried like a Chinese street dog...

BUT...

It's the ULTIMATE party plane. Just look at the freakin' thing... It's got a certain... erhrm... French for I don't know what. When yer right hopped up on goofballs and feelin' a little bit risky, randy, take the Stuka out for a spin. Risky business. Yes. Yes indeed.

Throw on some...

Erhm... that reminds me of a joke...

What has 9 arms and sucks?

Def Leppard.

So yah, not them... but sumthin' ballsy...

Shrieking like Micheal Bolton under a full moon..

Er NO not that either... toejam I'm losing it..

Ok... Like, some Quiet Riot or some Twisted Sister.

What do ya wanna do with yer life? I wanna Ro..er...FLY THE STUKA!

Btw, I bet ya any money Saintaw and Sandman are gonna reply to this with something useless... Nevermind them.

Anyways...

These planes got FREAKING sirens BUILT IN. They were BUILT to ROCK.

So when yer squaddie asks ya what ya wanna take up, there can only be one answer. "Something in an after dinner STUKA".

Are you feeling the magic??

Are you feeling the heat????

Don't try to hide it baby... you're FEELING IT!




[This message has been edited by Nash (edited 05-04-2001).]

Title: The Stuka
Post by: Saintaw on May 04, 2001, 05:59:00 AM

Ale or Liquor ?

Saw
[Mass]

PS: M. Bolton hasn't been shot yet ?

Title: The Stuka
Post by: Sandman_SBM on May 04, 2001, 06:26:00 AM

Someone is either over-medicated or under-medicated... not sure which....  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

Title: The Stuka
Post by: Dowding on May 04, 2001, 07:02:00 AM

 

Quote

Are you feeling the magic??

Are you feeling the heat????

Are you alright?

Title: The Stuka
Post by: Goner on May 04, 2001, 07:53:00 AM

Just look at the freakin' thing... It's got a certain... erhrm... French for I don't know what.

and not only does it look great, once you put her i a near vertical dive the siren on the wheel fairing starts shrieking !!!

loved to fly the Stuka in AirWarrior scenarios : FEAR THE SIREN !!!   ;-)

Goner

Title: The Stuka
Post by: Staga on May 04, 2001, 09:39:00 AM

Stuka is a legend and with 1800kg bombload max it could do lots of damage if it gets over target.

I read later models(D5-> ) could also jettison their landing-gears in emergency so after take-off hit couple times back-space and hit B.
Thought I'm not sure how fast it flies in clean condition  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)

Title: The Stuka
Post by: Ripsnort on May 04, 2001, 09:44:00 AM

Damn, I guess that pollution we're pushing outta Washington state HAS drifted north of the border~

Title: The Stuka
Post by: Lizard3 on May 04, 2001, 10:54:00 AM

But did ya catch the part where he said we wuz gettin an IL2...this version. Can you say, Stuka with an Armor bathtub full of cherry Jello IL2!!!

Title: The Stuka
Post by: mrfish on May 04, 2001, 11:54:00 AM

drivin' that  train.....high on...well anyway
nash jones you betta watch yo speed.

i'll be dieing in it  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

Title: The Stuka
Post by: paintmaw on May 04, 2001, 12:01:00 PM

I vote ,,Under medicated .

Title: The Stuka
Post by: sling322 on May 04, 2001, 01:04:00 PM

Jeeez Nash....wtf was that all about?!?!?

"Drugs are bad, mmmm-kay."

Title: The Stuka
Post by: DRILL on May 04, 2001, 01:14:00 PM

hehehh ...lol..... (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

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DRILL

Title: The Stuka
Post by: Wotan on May 04, 2001, 08:41:00 PM

  (http://personal.jax.bellsouth.net/jax/t/y/tyr88/ju87.jpg)  

  (http://personal.jax.bellsouth.net/jax/t/y/tyr88/Rudelstuka.jpg)  

Hans-Ulrich Rudel
 http://www.wehrmacht-awards.com/iron_cross/golden_diamonds/golddiamonds_recipient/r udel.htm (http://www.wehrmacht-awards.com/iron_cross/golden_diamonds/golddiamonds_recipient/rudel.htm)

Throughout his military career he displayed talent, courage and toughness. His final tally of successes is awing;

-2530 sorties (including some 400 in a Folke-Wulf 190).
-11 air to air victories (in the FW-109).
-519 Tanks Destroyed (30+of these came when he was only flying with one leg).
-150 Artillery pieces destroyed.
-1000 vehicles destroyed.
-70 landing crafts.
-Sunk Battleship “Marat”.
-2 Cruisers and a Destroyer sunken.


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 (http://personal.jax.bellsouth.net/jax/t/y/tyr88/rot3jv44.jpg)
Im Auftrage der Reichsbahn
(By order of the State Railway)

  Pray not for an end to the slaughter...but for VICTORY!!!

[This message has been edited by Wotan (edited 05-04-2001).]

Title: The Stuka
Post by: Regurge on May 04, 2001, 11:41:00 PM

its chog withdrawl man. i seen it before. that sh_t'll mess ya up man

Title: The Stuka
Post by: Mr. T on May 04, 2001, 11:50:00 PM

Did I miss something?... or are we getting the Stuka in 1.07?
-SW
ps: Me thinks Nash got his hands on some mary jane laced with PCP.