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Title: American National Pride & Homeland Security Day
Post by: 2Slow on March 04, 2003, 01:13:00 PM

American National Pride & Homeland Security Day:  

As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked  woman, who is not his wife.

So, this Saturday at 2:00 PM all American  women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any  neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended  for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in  lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrating  that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show  support for all American women.

And, since the Taliban also does not  approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your  anti-Taliban sentiment.

America appreciates your efforts to root out  terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

Title: American National Pride & Homeland Security Day
Post by: miko2d on March 04, 2003, 02:13:55 PM

It's currently 24 degrees out there. Do you think women will be so attractive all blue, shivering and with runny noses?

 miko

Title: American National Pride & Homeland Security Day
Post by: Saurdaukar on March 04, 2003, 02:32:49 PM

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Originally posted by miko2d
It's currently 24 degrees out there. Do you think women will be so attractive all blue, shivering and with runny noses?

 miko

Miko - thats when you invite them inside to check for terrorists under the bed.  Just have them get down on all fours to get a good look.