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Title: Need more tips animal
Post by: hblair on March 06, 2003, 08:17:46 AM

I now have a greater understanding for chainsaw safety. But I was wondering about other nifty tips. Got any more?

Title: Need more tips animal
Post by: Animal on March 06, 2003, 08:55:52 AM

point chain end away from you, not at crotch.

Title: Need more tips animal
Post by: Dead Man Flying on March 06, 2003, 09:03:55 AM

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Originally posted by Animal
point chain end away from you, not at crotch.

Where was Animal to tell me this before my horrible, disfiguring, bloody, and neutering accident?

-- Todd/Leviathn

Title: Need more tips animal
Post by: hblair on March 06, 2003, 09:25:38 AM

DMF I feel a multi-million dollar lawsuit is in order here. Animal should have shared his knowledge before your junk got hacked.

Title: Need more tips animal
Post by: CyranoAH on March 06, 2003, 09:26:42 AM

Hey hey I got another one:

"If you happen to use a chainsaw to cut a piece of cake, do not lick it when in operation"

Daniel

Title: Need more tips animal
Post by: Animal on March 06, 2003, 09:29:12 AM

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Originally posted by hblair
DMF I feel a multi-million dollar lawsuit is in order here. Animal should have shared his knowledge before your junk got hacked.

Damn American lawsuit culture!

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Originally posted by CyranoAH
Hey hey I got another one:

"If you happen to use a chainsaw to cut a piece of cake, do not lick it when in operation"

Daniel

Excellent tip

Title: Need more tips animal
Post by: MrBill on March 06, 2003, 09:34:33 AM

Whew!, as I read the title I was thinking of a thread on circumcisions. :D
Which, by the way, is a good thing NOT to attempt with a chainsaw.

Title: Need more tips animal
Post by: midnight Target on March 06, 2003, 11:21:02 AM

Blood is not a suitable replacement for WD40.

Title: Need more tips animal
Post by: mason22 on March 06, 2003, 11:24:24 AM

wear safety goggles. in the event you get chainsaw in your eye, flush with warm water for at least 30 seconds. if eye continues to stay red and irritated, call a doctor immediatley, cuz brother, you're a goner.

Title: Need more tips animal
Post by: Dune on March 06, 2003, 11:31:15 AM

If, while during operation, the spiny end gets stuck, do not grasp it and yank to free from the inpediment.

Title: Need more tips animal
Post by: Mini D on March 06, 2003, 11:58:48 AM

Seems a "not for medical use" sticker would help too.

MiniD

Title: Need more tips animal
Post by: funkedup on March 06, 2003, 12:01:14 PM

Chainsaw should not be used as a beard trimmer.

Title: Need more tips animal
Post by: Animal on March 06, 2003, 12:29:30 PM

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Originally posted by funkedup
Chainsaw should not be used as a beard trimmer.

Thats a great tip, I may put it on my sig

Title: Need more tips animal
Post by: funkedup on March 06, 2003, 12:37:59 PM

My favorite ones are warnings written in engrish on various imported products.

(http://www.engrish.com/instructions/image/gun3.jpg) (http://www.engrish.com/instructions/)

(crick on pic to see more pictures)