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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Toad on March 07, 2003, 12:16:09 PM

Title: Taliban jokes.. if easily offended, pass it by
Post by: Toad on March 07, 2003, 12:16:09 PM

To catch Osama Bin Laden, Grandpa sez:
Spray Afghanistan with Viagra and the little dick will pop up!

Q. Why does Osama Bin Laden collect goat toejam?
A. Because it's a great growing culture for anthrax, and it makes terrific deodorant.

Q. Why did Osama fire Martha Stewart?
A. She was unable to find fabric that went with stalagmites.

Q. What do you call a Taliban with a goat and a sheep?
A. Bisexual.

Q. Why did the Taliban school alternate Sex Education classes with Drivers Ed.?
A. They only had one camel.

Q. What's another name for the DaisyCutter bomb?
A. The TaliWhacker.

Q. Why do the Taliban wear robes?
A. A goat can hear a zipper a mile away.

Q. Know what the Taliban do for fun?
A. Sit around and get bombed

Title: Taliban jokes.. if easily offended, pass it by
Post by: AKIron on March 07, 2003, 01:10:53 PM

LOL

Title: Taliban jokes.. if easily offended, pass it by
Post by: Saurdaukar on March 07, 2003, 01:18:42 PM

:D

Title: Taliban jokes.. if easily offended, pass it by
Post by: Maverick on March 07, 2003, 05:38:50 PM

This is terrible!!! Think of the goats and sheep!! Please! Send the goats nose plugs at least!  :D