General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Beefcake on March 09, 2003, 10:45:43 AM
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Post by: Beefcake on March 09, 2003, 10:45:43 AM
I swear.....can't you guys talk about anything else? So sick of this same junk over and over and over again.
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Post by: beet1e on March 09, 2003, 10:50:43 AM
ROFL! Yep, largely a bunch of home town boys trying to hold forth on international affairs. Makes me laugh sometimes.
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Post by: Toad on March 09, 2003, 10:53:21 AM
Resist the mind probe/tractor beam that forces you finger to click on those threads. If you don't want to read them, of course.
A tinfoil hat helps, I think. And putting the computer in the basement might help. I think tractor beams have a tough time getting through earthen berms. Then double the tinfoil for the overhead threat.
Good luck.
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Post by: davidpt40 on March 09, 2003, 11:17:05 AM
Perhaps you would like to discuss vegetable gardening or perhaps what your favorite color is?
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Post by: Habu on March 09, 2003, 11:43:02 AM
Blue
I tried to grow tomatos last summer but they all got black bottom rot.
Any idea what causes it?
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Post by: GrimCO on March 09, 2003, 11:51:19 AM
LOL Toad,
Funny you should mention the tinfoil hat...
I was a police officer for 7 years, and we used to get calls on a constant basis from this mentally disturbed woman. She would come up with all kinds of crazy stuff like bombs in her phone lines, and aliens stealing her brain waves.
I suggested the tinfoil hat and she said she didn't want to do that because she'd look funny. So I told her to line the inside of a hat with the foil, and no one would be the wiser. She wears the hat to this day, and VIOLA! No more phone calls to the police.
I guess it really works!!!!! LOL
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Post by: john9001 on March 09, 2003, 12:01:35 PM
i would like to correct a popular missconception here , it is not a "tin ' foil hat , it is a aluminimum foil hat , i personally like to use the heavy duty oven strength foil.
i like the idea of putting the foil under your regular hat, sorta lika "stealth foil hat "
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Post by: Maverick on March 09, 2003, 12:37:59 PM
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Originally posted by GrimCO LOL Toad,
Funny you should mention the tinfoil hat...
I was a police officer for 7 years, and we used to get calls on a constant basis from this mentally disturbed woman. She would come up with all kinds of crazy stuff like bombs in her phone lines, and aliens stealing her brain waves.
I suggested the tinfoil hat and she said she didn't want to do that because she'd look funny. So I told her to line the inside of a hat with the foil, and no one would be the wiser. She wears the hat to this day, and VIOLA! No more phone calls to the police.
I guess it really works!!!!! LOL
Did the same thing while working the info desk one weekend. It really DOES work on cutting down some of the usual "less than stable" cases that call all too often. We got a 6 month reprieve from one frequent caller with this old idea. :)
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Post by: Steve on March 09, 2003, 12:38:46 PM
Beefcake, I'm very worried about you! I'm concerned that the guy who is holding the gun to your head, forcing you to read these posts may have a twitch, or sneeze... any unexpected movement that will cause the trigger to pull. Hmmmm
Hey mister gun holding man: BOO!
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Post by: hawk220 on March 09, 2003, 12:59:21 PM
Maybe we could talk about why a person would call themselves 'Beefcake'?
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Post by: GrimCO on March 09, 2003, 01:02:08 PM
John9001
I stand corrected... I will henceforth refer to it as aluminum foil.
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Post by: Creamo on March 09, 2003, 01:02:54 PM
I second the 'Blue'.
BEEFCAKE!
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Post by: Airhead on March 09, 2003, 02:36:07 PM
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Originally posted by Maverick Did the same thing while working the info desk one weekend. It really DOES work on cutting down some of the usual "less than stable" cases that call all too often. We got a 6 month reprieve from one frequent caller with this old idea. :)
You mean the cops lied when they advised me to wear an aluminum foil hat to keep the aliens from reading my mind? I thought so- there is no protection against the Martian Mind Probe Ray. We are all doomed.
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Post by: Maverick on March 09, 2003, 03:47:50 PM
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Originally posted by Airhead You mean the cops lied when they advised me to wear an aluminum foil hat to keep the aliens from reading my mind? I thought so- there is no protection against the Martian Mind Probe Ray. We are all doomed.
Airhead,
Actually it did work. The static from the "air" they qwere reading from your head was immediately cleared up as soon as you put on your lil silver beanie. They were cought unawares in that they thought you were an example of intelligent life and they couldn't raise a signal from ya. :) Once the hat was on they knew you were really not like blur, 10 bears, miko oor boroda. The hat focused the signal. They never even got one from the aforementioned "persons". :p :p ;) :D
PS miko, yes this IS humor.:rolleyes:
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Post by: T0J0 on March 09, 2003, 05:00:15 PM
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Originally posted by Beefcake I swear.....can't you guys talk about anything else? So sick of this same junk over and over and over again.
Well mister topic critic post something to the forum.. No one is stopping you! unless that is you have nothing of interest to post about?? And its not like you are being forced to click the OC link... Current events are more interesting at the moment than most other topics... gee I wonder why?
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Post by: Airhead on March 09, 2003, 06:11:32 PM
WOO HOO! The aliens read my mind and decided not to invade! I saved the world!
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Post by: Beefcake on March 09, 2003, 07:53:41 PM
Nah guys, I'm tired and cranky, I've had to pull back to back to back 18 hour shifts at the studio. I'm sitting here trying to find something interesting to read but all the posts.....ok -most- of the posts are about the same thing or related to it. WAR!!!! war...WaR.WarWARwarWAAAAAARRRRRRwarWARARARARARA WAR!!!!
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Post by: Holden McGroin on March 09, 2003, 08:50:51 PM
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Originally posted by Airhead WOO HOO! The aliens read my mind and decided not to invade! I saved the world!
Now, Roswell, that's a bunch of crap. The Air Force was in possession of captured alien technology years before that. In '43, they started reverse engineering a torus-shaped craft that came down in Arizona, and the next thing you know, America has The Bomb, supersonic aircraft, and a space program. Glenn saw stuff up there, flying lights. You can look it up. You know what I think? I think that skirt-chaser Kennedy wanted to spill the beans about our alien friends, so they killed him. He told his girlfriend Marilyn Monroe, and they killed her, too. No doubt, you're wondering, "Who are 'they'?" Well, I think the numbers speak for themselves: The Trinity site, where the first A-bomb was detonated, Dealey Plaza, where Kennedy bought the farm, and Area 51 are all on the 33rd parallel. And what other significance does the number 33 happen to have? It's the highest rank of the Masonic order. Wheels within wheels, my friend. Wheels within wheels.
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Post by: Saurdaukar on March 09, 2003, 10:11:09 PM
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Originally posted by Holden McGroin Now, Roswell, that's a bunch of crap. The Air Force was in possession of captured alien technology years before that. In '43, they started reverse engineering a torus-shaped craft that came down in Arizona, and the next thing you know, America has The Bomb, supersonic aircraft, and a space program. Glenn saw stuff up there, flying lights. You can look it up. You know what I think? I think that skirt-chaser Kennedy wanted to spill the beans about our alien friends, so they killed him. He told his girlfriend Marilyn Monroe, and they killed her, too. No doubt, you're wondering, "Who are 'they'?" Well, I think the numbers speak for themselves: The Trinity site, where the first A-bomb was detonated, Dealey Plaza, where Kennedy bought the farm, and Area 51 are all on the 33rd parallel. And what other significance does the number 33 happen to have? It's the highest rank of the Masonic order. Wheels within wheels, my friend. Wheels within wheels.
:::WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP:::
(Those are the Black Huey's enroute to your house.)
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Post by: Holden McGroin on March 09, 2003, 11:28:59 PM
= the Onion...
Here's the last in the series...
Dear Conspiracy Theorist, I'm what my friends call a "neatnik." I like to have absolutely everything in its place. Problem is, the woman I love—I'll call her "Nicole"—is the kind of person who can't be bothered to shelve books, rack CDs, or keep computer files organized. And now she wants us to move in together! How can I get her to change before she drives me nuts? —Organized In Orchard Park
Dear Organized, The whole Kennedy thing is so huge because it's at the center of so many other covert shadow-government operations. Kennedy himself was the smallest part of it, because it was actually a power play between Dulles' CIA, the anti-Castro military, LBJ, the Giancana Mafia, and a bunch of other dirty players. Oswald was a patsy, sure, but he put a gun on Jack. Of course, so did other test-mules from Dulles' MK-Ultra LSD-mind-control experiments. Zapruder was in on it, too: He was a KGB mole from way back. And the whole thing had ripple effects, like Jonestown, which was an assassin training camp that got found out. As for the Warren Commission, that thing was a joke—Dulles himself was on it, and there was only one person on the whole commission who wasn't on the CIA payroll and suspected Oswald didn't act alone. He died in a plane crash, after a young congressional aide named Bill Clinton drove him to the airport. It's all true, but nobody wants to admit it. Nobody.
godda love the Onion:D
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Post by: AKIron on March 09, 2003, 11:53:34 PM
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Originally posted by davidpt40 Perhaps you would like to discuss vegetable gardening or perhaps what your favorite color is?
Blue...no red.....aiiiieeeeee
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Post by: Hangtime on March 10, 2003, 12:16:27 AM
my cats bellybutton smells like catshit.
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Post by: Skuzzy on March 10, 2003, 08:44:04 AM
And why in the heck would ya be putting yer nose up yer cat's tush Hangtime?
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Post by: Saurdaukar on March 10, 2003, 08:53:06 AM
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Originally posted by Skuzzy And why in the heck would ya be putting yer nose up yer cat's tush Hangtime?
Hey - we've had entire threads dedicated to this before!!
God knows cat doody is more entertaining to discuss than those annoying world leader types. Who cares about the political stability of the world? Personally, Im more concerned with Jello and the fun shapes you can make with it.
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Post by: Skuzzy on March 10, 2003, 11:48:42 AM
Hah! Jello is childs play! Try it with Tapioca!
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Post by: SLO on March 10, 2003, 12:02:57 PM
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Post by: LePaul on March 10, 2003, 02:05:57 PM
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Originally posted by GrimCO LOL Toad,
I suggested the tinfoil hat and she said she didn't want to do that because she'd look funny. So I told her to line the inside of a hat with the foil, and no one would be the wiser. She wears the hat to this day, and VIOLA! No more phone calls to the police.
I guess it really works!!!!! LOL
Wow, you know, you might be on to something...I bet if I do that, I can pick up local television again! :p
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Post by: gofaster on March 10, 2003, 02:38:07 PM
I can't believe I've ignored this thread for so long....
JFK, aliens, communists, Mafia, foil hats, cat turds, yeah man, its all here. I have reached the zenith of the O'Club forum.
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Post by: AWMac on March 10, 2003, 03:07:28 PM
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some... farcical aquatic ceremony!
You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!!
I mean, if I went 'round, saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bink had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
:D
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Post by: GrimCO on March 10, 2003, 03:54:35 PM
I found an aluminum foil hat on the grassy knoll... :-)
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Post by: Toad on March 10, 2003, 03:56:14 PM
Yeah, you guys are in here laughing it up but.......