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Title: CNN Report..Airstrikes in Baghdad under way....
Post by: muckmaw on March 10, 2003, 12:49:42 PM: :D

Waiting for this war is getting sorta like waiting for an AH release.

I know, immature, but I could'nt help myself.
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Post by: Saurdaukar on March 10, 2003, 12:50:37 PM: You bastard. :D

::note to self - pick up popcorn and beer on way home::
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Post by: funkedup on March 10, 2003, 12:54:31 PM: Don't forget the foam hand with "USA #1" on it.
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Post by: hawk220 on March 10, 2003, 12:57:28 PM: hehehe muck , I bit big time:D
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Post by: Vermillion on March 10, 2003, 12:58:20 PM: Quote
Don't forget the foam hand with "USA #1" on it.

Got TWO already ! :p
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Post by: Saurdaukar on March 10, 2003, 01:04:18 PM: LOL - amatures - Ive got an air horn and a cow bell - dont forget to paint your face.

USA!! USA!! USA!! USA!!
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Post by: funkedup on March 10, 2003, 01:05:47 PM: I'm painting a big screaming eagle on my chest.
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Post by: Curval on March 10, 2003, 01:06:20 PM: Sucked me in too...sigh
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Post by: hawk220 on March 10, 2003, 01:11:37 PM: i think in true American form, the foam fingers shoud be used with some usage of firearms out the windows and off the deck.
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Post by: 2Slow on March 10, 2003, 01:19:20 PM: Ouch!!! Removing hook now...
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Post by: muckmaw on March 10, 2003, 01:21:33 PM: Fear not, my little fishies....I'm a big believer in the catch and release method.
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Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on March 10, 2003, 01:30:32 PM: Hotdogs! Hotdogs here! Get 'em while they're hot!
-SW
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Post by: Modas on March 10, 2003, 02:27:11 PM: BASTAGE!! :D
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Post by: lazs2 on March 10, 2003, 02:40:08 PM: must be a minimum ahole requirement in the maw. Apparently no max tho.
lazs
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Post by: muckmaw on March 10, 2003, 02:41:48 PM: Quote
Originally posted by lazs2
must be a minimum ahole requirement in the maw. Apparently no max tho.
lazs

AHAHAHAHAH!!!!

I landed the big one!

*smacks Lazs with club, tosses him in the bucket*
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Post by: gofaster on March 10, 2003, 02:45:01 PM: I'm bored at work and have started making mindless postings in every thread I've avoided so far. Maybe tonight I'll fire up my old copy of "F-117 Nighthawk" and practice for the upcoming war.
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Post by: AKIron on March 10, 2003, 02:52:17 PM: dusts off "Back to Baghdad", reconsiders, too much trouble
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Post by: AWMac on March 10, 2003, 02:55:16 PM: Don't know if this is true or not but got a chuckle outta me...

It appears the during the weekend the Brit Army was practicing and prepping for the upcoming possiblities of War. No sooner had they finished the first volleys of mortor fire during test firing, then along came a dozon or more Iraqi soldiers with white flag in hand trying to surrender. They had believed the War had stated. Much to their amazement the Brits ordered the Iraqi's back across the border.
It was also said that the Iraqi's looked starved as if they hadn't eatened anything for some time.

*Note to Iraqi Soldiers* Wait until the Jets, Tanks and Missles are behind you before surrendering. See ya next week.

*Note to France* You've taught the Iraqi's well.

:D
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Post by: boxboy28 on March 10, 2003, 02:56:06 PM: CAN SOME ONE PULL THIS HOOK OUT OF MY LIP! PLEASE ITS STARTING TO HURT!:mad:
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Post by: lazs2 on March 10, 2003, 07:27:37 PM: probly coulda landed even more if you had given the names and numbers of the casulties.... even funnier if you had sent telegrams to the loved ones.

guess yelling "fire" in a theatre was too risky huh?
lazs
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Post by: muckmaw on March 10, 2003, 08:04:08 PM: Whaaa, Whaaa, Whaaa.

Everyone else took it like a man and saw the joke.

Stop whining and take it like a man, Lazs.

Geez, your such a little squeak.
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Post by: Hangtime on March 10, 2003, 08:32:44 PM: Muck, I know where you work. I CAN get even. :D

Quote
dusts off "Back to Baghdad", reconsiders, too much trouble

LOL Iron.. I had the very same thought. That sim had so much promise.. then fell flat on it's face. I even had a lil 9" B&W monitor rigged under the desk for the radar. ;)
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Post by: muckmaw on March 11, 2003, 07:31:06 AM: You play nice Hangtime!

Don't be showing up at one of my A-10 presentations, asking me things like how many rivets are in the airplane.....:D
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Post by: lazs2 on March 11, 2003, 08:10:22 AM: face it muck... it wasn't exactly the cleverest thing to come up with.

I thought it sucked not only because it was in really poor taste considering the gravity of the situation but.... it was pretty moronic and unimaginative... course... what should I expect from someone who's imagination is stretched by "gee... if i crash enough bomb laden planes into all the buildings at this field I will have achieved.... strat!"

as for "squeak"... I think a POS like you would be well advised to remain a virtual hero.
lazs
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Post by: Saurdaukar on March 11, 2003, 08:15:25 AM: Warning: Thin skin detected.
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Post by: lazs2 on March 11, 2003, 09:04:56 AM: sour... think you miss the point... there was nothing clever about it. If, for instance someone said that a well known member of AH community just had his wife and children die in a car wreck and then "suckered" people into replying... does that make the guy clever or just more of an ahole than most? I submit that it makes him the latter.

Now compare with some of airheads gems... lot's of imagination and humor in ol airheads stuff...something you can sink your teet into... not the clumsy "yelling fire in the theatre" fart jokes of mr muck.

guess .. stupid and lazy even more than "poor taste" is the main thing here.
lazs
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Post by: muckmaw on March 11, 2003, 09:48:33 AM: Well Lazs, I am still laughing about it.

Alot of others got a quick laugh out of it, or at least were good sports. Considering the "gravity" as you put it, I think alot of people needed a little gag.

It's even funnier, seeing as it bothers you so much.

Just admit it. You've had a personal problem with me, since we locked horns a year ago about the whole skilless Bomber pilot thing.

Sine then, I've tried to be nice to you, and be mature on the main BBS, but I've come to the conclusion that your nothing but a whiny little squeak, just looking to serve your own goals while berating others under the guise of being helpful to the community. Your not a team player. Hell, I've even congratulated you when I see you land 2 or more kills. It's the civil thing to do. Have you ever said thanks? No. Your a miserable, self centered person. I've shared the same sky with you, dove to clear your six, and never once got a word of thanks.

Maybe I don't have a great sense of humor.You know what would solve the problem, here? Let's move the fields closer together, and make a fighter only area...oh wait, thats your answer for everything.

You don't like my little joke? Tough toejam. Go fly your little virtual plane, make believe your a fighter pilot, and continue your eternal mental masturbation.

Now come up with a clever little MAW joke. It's about all your capable off. Let me give you some ammo. I fly bombers. Now go consult your little bomber pilot joke book. Come up with some cute names, and continue to believe your better than everyone else.

It was a joke, but your the punchline.
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Post by: Saurdaukar on March 11, 2003, 09:59:36 AM: Ding, ding, ding!!

Round TWO is over - Muck ahead by 3 points... what will he do next... :D
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Post by: muckmaw on March 11, 2003, 10:24:42 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Ding, ding, ding!!

Round TWO is over - Muck ahead by 3 points... what will he do next... :D

*Sauer quietly, lighter fluid in hand, creeps up on the thread*

:D
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Post by: Saurdaukar on March 11, 2003, 11:19:14 AM: LOL!!!
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Post by: Rude on March 11, 2003, 11:56:08 AM: Not a personal thing for me, however, I would agree with Lazs on this one....not really a matter to joke about imo.
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Post by: Kanth on March 11, 2003, 12:05:46 PM: :p
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Post by: AWMac on March 11, 2003, 12:05:47 PM: "All things aside, How did you like the play Mrs. Lincoln?"

:D
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Post by: hawk220 on March 11, 2003, 12:14:52 PM: I enjoyed the humor in this little joke.

when I read the topic line:CNN Report..Airstrikes in Baghdad under way.... the first thing I did was go 'oh toejam' and clicked on the link. and for that split second I was hooked. I don't see any reason to take it as an affront to my intelligence or character 'cause I bought in for a second. Jesus, some people just love to be angry about simple things.
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Post by: midnight Target on March 11, 2003, 12:22:52 PM: Dammit people!

How dare you make a joke about the impending war when there are important things joke about! Like torture and racism and womens rights and the French! Sheesh!

Just don't let it happen again!!
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Post by: lazs2 on March 11, 2003, 02:41:02 PM: muck... i don't recall getting into it with you a year ago over anything.... I don't recall ever having you address me in the arena... I guess I can be faulted for finding you singularly..... unworthy of attention.

I tend to recall the guys who make good arguemnts or... are humorous.... So... although I don't recall you from the past.. your present performance insures that there is no chance of you sticking in my mind..

As I pointed out... the cleverness of your little "yelling fire in the theatre" was lost on most everyone save yourself and a few fart joke gigglers.

as for you being a fluff driver... well... that explains a lot.. Yelling "fire" would be about the only way to get attention in your case....
lazs
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Post by: -dead- on March 11, 2003, 03:02:17 PM: Can't fault Muck too much - technically speaking, his thread title is really only out by a day and 230 miles. Heck it might even just be the miles. :D
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Post by: muckmaw on March 11, 2003, 03:51:30 PM: Well, Gee, Lazs, I just don't know how I will sleep at night knowing I'm not constantly on your mind! This is ever so troubling!

It's not your fault that you don't remember flying with me in the arena. Your too busy thinking about yourself to even realize there are other players in this game. I understand. This is common in ego-centric personalities such as yours. But I, being more of a team player, do take note of those areound me, and recall flying with you the very first night Trinity came out. We were launching off a CV into a sweet furball in the southwest part of the map. Like I said, I understand you not noticing the little people like me, even if we do clear your six. Don't worry, it won't happen again.

As for the "Fluffer" comment, you've been using that one for over a year now. Why don't you use your allowance and buy a thesaurus. Come up with some new, creative terms for Buff Drivers.

I mean, if you are going to remain the center of the known universe, we really need to update your material.

Warmest Regrds,