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Title: Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
Post by: sax on March 10, 2003, 02:46:06 PM

50 F (10 C )
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.

35 F (10 C )
Italian cars won't start.
Canadians drive with windows down.

32 F (0 C )
American water freezes.
Canadian water gets thicker.

0 F ( -17.9 C )
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last barbecue of the season.

-60 F (-51 C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100 F ( -73 C )
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173 F ( -114 C )
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-460 F (-273 C )
Absolute Zero , all atomic motion stops.
Candians start saying " cold eh " .

-500 F (-295 C )
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win The Stanley Cup.
Or in Moose's world the Bruins make the play-offs.

Title: Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
Post by: MotorOil on March 10, 2003, 02:54:03 PM

LOL  :cool:

Title: Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
Post by: wetrat on March 10, 2003, 05:46:01 PM

lol

Title: Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
Post by: SirLoin on March 10, 2003, 06:40:27 PM

Hold still now...

Title: Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
Post by: vorticon on March 10, 2003, 06:42:14 PM

+40c (damned if i know the F number) americans are getting into longsleved shirts

Title: Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
Post by: vorticon on March 10, 2003, 06:42:51 PM

LOL

Title: Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
Post by: Toad on March 10, 2003, 10:08:37 PM

I'd hate to be a well digger in Canada. ;)

Thanks for the laugh, Sax!

Title: Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
Post by: AtmkRstr on March 11, 2003, 09:20:47 PM

hehe, it's funny because it's true.
Don't be surprised if hell to freezes over this year or next.

Title: Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
Post by: steely07 on March 12, 2003, 04:02:59 PM

LOLOL,nice :)