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Title: Caption this Actress
Post by: Ripsnort on March 12, 2003, 11:25:13 AM: I use the word "Actress" loosely :p
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Post by: Nash on March 12, 2003, 11:27:42 AM: "You girls think YOU had it rough? Back in MY day we didn't have no casting COUCH...."
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Post by: Ripsnort on March 12, 2003, 11:37:49 AM: (Producer)
(http://members.cox.net/ronrich1/homer.gif)
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Post by: mason22 on March 12, 2003, 12:30:33 PM: ya put yer left leg innnnn...and ya shake it all about....
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Post by: Lizard3 on March 12, 2003, 12:33:08 PM: "Like a Vii iii iirrGIN, ohhh, for the very first TIME!"
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Post by: john9001 on March 12, 2003, 12:33:27 PM: i think they are all called actors now , some kind of non-gender thing.
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Post by: Toad on March 12, 2003, 12:45:00 PM: "Hold on a sec, big boy... I'll get my right ankle behind my neck and then....."
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Post by: muckmaw on March 12, 2003, 12:51:52 PM: 'There once was a lady from Wheeling...
who had an incredible feeling....
She laid on her back
Opened her crack
and pissed all over the ceiling"
Title: Caption this Actress
Post by: udet on March 12, 2003, 01:43:53 PM: "if this doesn't get the crabs out, nothing will"
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Post by: funkedup on March 12, 2003, 01:47:02 PM: "Whew is somebody frying eggs?"
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Post by: funkedup on March 12, 2003, 01:47:55 PM: "Hit the deck! She's gonna squirt out another brat!"
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Post by: Saurdaukar on March 12, 2003, 01:50:31 PM: STD Variety Pack.
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Post by: funkedup on March 12, 2003, 01:52:08 PM: "Hey where did all the ping pong balls go?"
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Post by: Ripsnort on March 12, 2003, 02:06:27 PM: Quote
Originally posted by funkedup
"Hey where did all the ping pong balls go?"

OMG Funked, tears...people looking at me.. GAWD! that was funny!
Title: Caption this Actress
Post by: Curval on March 12, 2003, 02:34:00 PM: It was a natural progression from modelling to porn for Mary.

Later in life she was known as the "double double" girl.
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Post by: Modas on March 12, 2003, 02:45:39 PM: Quote
Originally posted by muckmaw
'There once was a lady from Wheeling...
who had an incredible feeling....
She laid on her back
Opened her crack
and pissed all over the ceiling"

LOL :D

Good one!
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Post by: funkedup on March 13, 2003, 01:22:25 PM: C'mon this is an easy one, let's hear some more.
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Post by: mosgood on March 13, 2003, 01:27:10 PM: Looks like a Fosters Beer commercial .... "Bottle Opener"
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Post by: Swoop on March 13, 2003, 01:39:56 PM: There once was a girl from Australia,
Who thought that all dicks were a failure,
she laid on her back,
and opened her crack,
and in backed a lorry and trailer.

(http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/extern/640697.jpg)
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Post by: BGBMAW on March 13, 2003, 05:08:43 PM: Just another hooker on a dirty table for me

"or..Hey kids look at me now!!!"

This is where my popsicle is....

..Im not impressed...I seen a mexican porn where a guy (bald) stiks his head in this big mexican chicks popsicle...all the way up to his ears!! REALLY unbeleivable.....But i saw the video of it...

But i think thsi chick could do it alos..
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Post by: mosgood on March 13, 2003, 05:24:50 PM: congratulations......
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Post by: Hajo on March 13, 2003, 05:30:20 PM: Dammit! Wish they'd put longer strings on these Tampons.
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Post by: rc51 on March 13, 2003, 05:56:54 PM: when they pin there ankles behinde there ears like bugs freekin bunny there all beautiful LOL.
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Post by: Sandman on March 13, 2003, 06:25:46 PM: Madonna rules.