Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Ripsnort on March 14, 2003, 02:46:08 PM
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Top 10 Reasons Why Handguns Are Better Than Women:
10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's.
9. You can have one handgun at home and another when you're on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.
7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
6. Your handgun will stay with you, even if you are out of ammo.
5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
3. A handgun won't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?".
2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you've used it.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN
1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun
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you can buy a noise cancelling headset for use on squad nights, too :)