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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: GA on March 18, 2003, 04:16:57 PM
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Running Through The Forest
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A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.
The rabbit looks at her and says, 'Giraffe, my friend, why do you do this? Come with me and run through the forest. You'll see you'll feel much better.'
The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.
Then, they came across an elephant doing cocaine.
So, the rabbit again says, 'Elephant, my friend, why do you so this? Think about your health. come running with us through the pretty forest. You'll see, you'll feel so good!'
The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, and then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up.
So, the rabbit again says, 'Lion, my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! come running with us through the sunny forest. You'll see, you will feel so good!'
The lion looks at him, puts down the needle, and starts to beat the hell out of the rabbit.
As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, 'Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!'
The lion answers, 'That little bastard makes me run around the forest like an idiot for hours everytime he's on ecstasy ""'
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lol i like it :)
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funny
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How do you catch a polar bear?
Cut a large round hole in the ice and place some green peas around the edge..When the polar bear comes to take a pea,you kick him in the icehole.
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"Kommt`n Einarmiger in `nen Second-Hand Laden..."
A one-armed man enters a second-hand shop...
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English as the Preferred Language
The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been
reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European
communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As the part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement, and has accepted a five-year phased
plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).
In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c".
Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard
"c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but
typewriters kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like
"fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes
of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"
by "z" and "w" by " v".
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining
"ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of
leters.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German, like zey vunted in ze
forst place.
:D
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LOL Fariz, was funny :D
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Heck, Hitech adopted those rules years ago :)
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ROFLMAO Fariz
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Fariz very good one :D
Was so easier for me to read, didn't have to pull out that huked on fonics dictionary :D
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lol first was funny but Fariz`s :D :D