Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Mickey1992 on March 19, 2003, 08:49:29 AM
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(Sorry if this has already been posted). :D
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"Keep your hands where we can see em"
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Army's new bean burrito MRE fails first tests.
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Poopin' in the desert.
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Originally posted by Raubvogel
Army's new bean burrito MRE fails first tests.
ROTFLOL, winner!
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The new MRE Bean Burrito has failed its first field test,
this marine has been sitting on the latrine for the last 6 hours, he has recently put on his gask mask as in to partcipate with the chemical attack drills all of his fellow marines are practicing..
His last words before he put on the mask was,
and I quote..
"Semper Fi!"
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hm, dont the desert flies love those open latrines? They tend to swarm where ever there's liquids out there; and throw in in free poop...
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damn, I left my toejam tickets in the tent.
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last shot of billy D before his untimly desert demise
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"Hey Marine, We're with CNN...want to say Hi to your Mom?"
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During the last Gulf War we used Burn out latrines like that, what happens is that on a regular basis the latrine has diesel fuel added and then is set on fire, Hence the prase "SH*T Detail"..... after the burn is compleat you add just a little fuel to the bottom of the can to insure compleat combustion on the next burn.
This is of note becuse of a DAP didnt have any diesel and substituted Gasoline...... and the next user ignored the no smoking sign, Blew the hole shebang into flinders, and put a splinter 8 inches long and as big around as your thumb through his butt cheek.....He tried for a medal based on it being Enemy sabotage..... and we laughed him out of camp.
Gunns