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Title: CIA's F-16's
Post by: NUKE on March 21, 2003, 07:56:08 AM
We will know that the war is really gearing up when we get word of the CIA calling up their F-16 pilots for duty in the Gulf.

Are there any CIA F-16 pilots that frequent these boards?

I fly Aurora's for the IRS but I have'nt been called into action yet.
Title: CIA's F-16's
Post by: Saw at Work on March 21, 2003, 08:01:22 AM
it reeks of whale oil here...
Title: CIA's F-16's
Post by: muckmaw on March 21, 2003, 08:05:26 AM
I drove an M1A1 For the ASPCA.

I'm waiting by the phone to get the call...

There are alot of stray dogs in Iraq, you know.
Title: CIA's F-16's
Post by: skernsk on March 21, 2003, 08:15:25 AM
ROFL!  I wondered how they put the animals down.................
Title: CIA's F-16's
Post by: muckmaw on March 21, 2003, 08:17:36 AM
The dogs are easy.

The cats are tougher. You have to lead them a little more, and they have a propensity to make sharp turns.
Title: CIA's F-16's
Post by: Raubvogel on March 21, 2003, 08:30:23 AM
I used to fly AH-64s for the FDA, but a tragic mosquito bite ended my career.
Title: CIA's F-16's
Post by: muckmaw on March 21, 2003, 08:39:02 AM
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Originally posted by Raubvogel
I used to fly AH-64s for the FDA, but a tragic mosquito bite ended my career.


ROTFLMAO!!!!:D
Title: CIA's F-16's
Post by: Modas on March 21, 2003, 08:55:01 AM
You guys are cold.


Cod I love the BBS :D
Title: Re: CIA's F-16's
Post by: Airhead on March 21, 2003, 08:58:05 AM
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Originally posted by NUKE
We will know that the war is really gearing up when we get word of the CIA calling up their F-16 pilots for duty in the Gulf.

Are there any CIA F-16 pilots that frequent these boards?

I fly Aurora's for the IRS but I have'nt been called into action yet.


I don't know where that CIA-F-16 connection rumor ever got started. I'm in the CIA and that's just pure hogwash! We fly Harriers, not F-16s! Didn't you ever see "True Lies?"
Title: CIA's F-16's
Post by: Saurdaukar on March 21, 2003, 09:09:07 AM
I flew F105's for the ACLU back in the 70's, but a brain tumor ended my rather distinguished career.  Of course all this is classified.
Title: CIA's F-16's
Post by: Wlfgng on March 21, 2003, 09:18:43 AM
ahh. Brain tumor.. that explains a lot
Title: CIA's F-16's
Post by: Saurdaukar on March 21, 2003, 09:22:11 AM
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Originally posted by Wlfgng
ahh. Brain tumor.. that explains a lot


Arent you late for a protest?
Title: CIA's F-16's
Post by: lazs2 on March 21, 2003, 09:33:51 AM
I believe voss flew f16's and me 109 e's for the CIA..  if he has recovered from the scorpion bite he might be usefull... he is allmost an ace in the f16 ya know.   This tour might push him over the top... figuratively speaking.
lazs
Title: CIA's F-16's
Post by: ccvi on March 21, 2003, 09:40:28 AM
Border patrol uses modified p51s to intercept the aircraft of drug smugglers at the souther border of the US.

I wonder when they'll be called to fight in Iraq.
Title: CIA's F-16's
Post by: mjolnir on March 21, 2003, 10:03:43 AM
It's a little known fact that the AARP keeps a fully operational squadron of F-86's primed and ready just in case....
Title: CIA's F-16's
Post by: Mini D on March 21, 2003, 10:17:14 AM
I operate a heavily armed segway scooter for the Department of Defense.  They're great because they always stay balanced even on rough terrain.  The whiney pitch of the motor seems to scare insects away, so the risk of a scorpion sting is minimal.

MiniD
Title: CIA's F-16's
Post by: Innominate on March 21, 2003, 10:24:45 AM
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Originally posted by Mini D
I operate a heavily armed segway scooter for the Department of Defense.


You got a segway!!!?!?! They still have me stuck on a unicycle.
Title: CIA's F-16's
Post by: IronMan on March 21, 2003, 10:45:31 AM
While I would love to share my current activities with my fellow sim pilots, orders of course forbid me.
But be assured, we of the CIA are taking the war to the enemy in the air. If you don't hear from myself or Paul for a few weeks, know that we gladly put ourselves in harms way to protect your right to post on this board.
God speed..and shake out your flight boots befor you put them on in the morning.
PS
My old wingman wasnt going to be cleared by the flight surgeon for this operation. But his participation was deemed so crutial to the success of operation "Latex Shield" that a special super sized flight helmet was made for him.
Ironman.
Title: CIA's F-16's
Post by: NUKE on March 21, 2003, 08:30:20 PM
I just received orders from the IRS to deploy my Aurora to the gulf!

Unfortunately this means the new flight sim I am developing is on hold for the near future.
Title: CIA's F-16's
Post by: Ozark on March 21, 2003, 09:00:27 PM
Quote
Originally posted by muckmaw
The cats are tougher. You have to lead them a little more, and they have a propensity to make sharp turns.


HELP ME MUCK!

I'm trapped in my computer room by this beast!!
Title: CIA's F-16's
Post by: udet on March 21, 2003, 10:47:58 PM
as soon as my year long constipation showed signs of ending, I was forcibly enlisted and placed as a bombardier in a B2. The bastards could've given me some toilet paper at least...
Title: CIA's F-16's
Post by: Hangtime on March 21, 2003, 11:04:29 PM
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The cats are tougher. You have to lead them a little more, and they have a propensity to make sharp turns.


LOL!

M1A1? a gawddaned VH spawning COCKROACH?

my cats tease cockroaches before they kill them slowly.

sometimes, i can hear the screams of the roaches in the night.

then they eat them.

*crunch*crunch*

mmmmmmm... kitty snack. tasssssty.  meowwwrrrr......
Title: CIA's F-16's
Post by: Rasker on March 21, 2003, 11:08:10 PM
Ozark, is that the Cat of the Baskervilles? :)