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Title: The Secret
Post by: OZkansas on March 21, 2003, 10:19:42 PM

I am going to let you in on a secret that very few know.  You must promise not to tell anyone.  The real reason for the war in Iraq isn't oil at all.  Even though  that will be an extra side benefit.  Bush and his cartel want to corner the market on a resourse that will make them billions and billions.  Ask yourself what does the world really need to make the world run smoothly. that's right SAND!!!

Tell noone!!

Title: The Secret
Post by: john9001 on March 21, 2003, 10:50:20 PM

it's not the sand it's whats in the sand, sandworms live in the sand, and what do you get from sandworms??............SPICE

Title: The Secret
Post by: Hangtime on March 21, 2003, 10:54:47 PM

and Dune Coon Doll franchises!

Title: The Secret
Post by: funkedup on March 21, 2003, 11:05:29 PM

They have lots of sheep too.  Watching 3/7th Cav roll through the desert last night, there were multiple camps with lots of sheep.  No War For Sheep!

Title: The Secret
Post by: Rasker on March 21, 2003, 11:05:43 PM

speaking of movies

Saddam: Come on, fight!

Unlce Sam: but I cut your arms off?

Saddam: A mere flesh wound, come on fight.

Uncle Sam: What are you going to do, bleed on me? I've cut off your leg.

Saddam: I've had worse. What are you chicken? Come on.

.....HAVE AT YOU!!!!!!

 

Title: The Secret
Post by: Yeager on March 21, 2003, 11:19:47 PM

He who controls the spice.................

Title: The Secret
Post by: cobia38 on March 22, 2003, 12:47:13 AM

Iraq will soon be a larg glass parking lot :D

Title: The Secret
Post by: -tronski- on March 22, 2003, 01:26:02 AM

When the spice flow stops, all eyes will turn to Arrakis

 Tronsky