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Title: OH MY GOD! Its like in Star Wars!
Post by: Vulcan on March 23, 2003, 11:37:28 PM: While taking a dump I had a moment of clarity as I squeezed out another turd...

Its like in Star Wars:
Darth Vader.... Luke Skywalker!

George Bush.... Lee Harvey Weazel!

Is it true Weazel? Is George ya Dad?
Title: OH MY GOD! Its like in Star Wars!
Post by: Hangtime on March 23, 2003, 11:43:11 PM: Quote
While taking a dump I had a moment of clarity as I squeezed out another turd...

now THATS sig material!
Title: Gosh your funny....
Post by: weazel on March 24, 2003, 12:02:24 AM: I'm not an assassin....and I would never claim white trash like chimpy as my father.

Is your head as pointy as your ears?
Title: OH MY GOD! Its like in Star Wars!
Post by: SOB on March 24, 2003, 12:04:07 AM: Whatever you say, George III.

SOB
Title: OH MY GOD! Its like in Star Wars!
Post by: Hangtime on March 24, 2003, 12:17:36 AM: Quick.. sombody tell skuzzy to keep this thread unlocked for venting!

Quote
Is your head as pointy as your ears?

this thread has the potential to generate some of the best outta context quotes and sigs in o'club history...

..and were only into post 4 of Operation Zinger Freedom

gent's lets ALL cowboy-up and get buzy with the one line mothers of all insults, o'club style!

blitz uses french made anal re-breathing apparatus.. !

Next!
Title: OH MY GOD! Its like in Star Wars!
Post by: Lazerus1 on March 24, 2003, 12:50:35 AM: weazel uses blitz!!
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Post by: Fuzzybunny on March 24, 2003, 01:27:30 AM: Hazelnut sprinkles on a cheesy chin omelet.
Title: OH MY GOD! Its like in Star Wars!
Post by: OZkansas on March 24, 2003, 04:19:17 AM: Weazel,ya ever notice how Kerry is trying to catch flies when he speaks.
Title: OH MY GOD! Its like in Star Wars!
Post by: Martlet on March 24, 2003, 04:22:18 AM: Kerry is an idiot. He comes from a state with a history of electing democrats, and he is still disliked. Fortunately for him, the Republicans here have a history of corruption.
Title: Re: Gosh your funny....
Post by: milnko on March 24, 2003, 07:07:17 AM: Quote
Originally posted by weazel
I'm not an assassin...
See SOB? I told ya we had standards.
Title: OH MY GOD! Its like in Star Wars!
Post by: Saurdaukar on March 24, 2003, 09:26:29 AM: My god youre right... Weazel is George Runner Bush... its all clear to me now... 16 years old and he hates his father...

Why didnt we think of this before?

Its ok Chimpy Jr... I know its confusing... what with a war going on, and you "becoming a man" but your father is doing the right thing.
Title: OH MY GOD! Its like in Star Wars!
Post by: hawk220 on March 24, 2003, 09:29:36 AM: why would someone think of weazel when his pants are down?:confused:
Title: Re: OH MY GOD! Its like in Star Wars!
Post by: Udie on March 24, 2003, 09:46:17 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Vulcan
While taking a dump I had a moment of clarity as I squeezed out another turd...

Its like in Star Wars:
Darth Vader.... Luke Skywalker!

George Bush.... Lee Harvey Weazel!

Is it true Weazel? Is George ya Dad?

Does this mean Janet Reno is his sister? :eek:
Title: OH MY GOD! Its like in Star Wars!
Post by: Monk on March 24, 2003, 12:11:12 PM: Ya know, speaking of Janet Reno.
Picture this........ a naked JR with nothing but cowboy boots on.
Freakin Aye, that'll wake ya up in morning.
Title: OH MY GOD! Its like in Star Wars!
Post by: muckmaw on March 24, 2003, 12:21:15 PM: I can't respect anyone who quotes Bill Maher in their Sig.
Title: OH MY GOD! Its like in Star Wars!
Post by: takeda on March 24, 2003, 01:48:44 PM: Yeah its like when all those rebel scum feigned surrender only to have the glorious imperial forces ambushed by hordes of cudly killer carebears.
Title: OH MY GOD! Its like in Star Wars!
Post by: slimm50 on March 24, 2003, 02:46:18 PM: Quote
Originally posted by hawk220
why would someone think of weazel when his pants are down?:confused:

This is th best sig line ever!!!!..ROTFLMAO:D :D :D

WHEW...wiping the tears from my eyes...ribs hurt from laughing so hard...heheheheh...
Title: Why muck?
Post by: weazel on March 24, 2003, 04:31:24 PM: Because he speaks his mind?
Title: OH MY GOD! Its like in Star Wars!
Post by: Vulcan on March 24, 2003, 04:48:21 PM: We need a photo of Lee Harvey, see if theres a family resemblence?

Have you ever felt an urge to leave your uncles farm weazel?
Title: OH MY GOD! Its like in Star Wars!
Post by: Major_Hans on March 24, 2003, 09:59:54 PM: Just a thought
Title: OH MY GOD! Its like in Star Wars!
Post by: Vulcan on March 25, 2003, 02:34:29 AM: Anyone got a piccy of weazel?
Title: OH MY GOD! Its like in Star Wars!
Post by: weazel on March 25, 2003, 02:38:10 AM: No they don't, I've never posted a pic of myself on the net.

Guess your S.O.L. vulvacan.
Title: OH MY GOD! Its like in Star Wars!
Post by: Saurdaukar on March 25, 2003, 08:46:46 AM: Quote
Originally posted by weazel
vulvacan.

Now THATS some clever humor! Good work WeWezel. :D