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Title: 10 things it took me 50 years to learn.
Post by: Mighty1 on May 09, 2001, 01:02:00 PM

This was taken from our weekly school newspaper. It was written by one of our older teachers.


1) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2)If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, it's full potential, that word would be "meetings".

3)There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".

4)People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

5)You should not confuse your career with your life.

6)No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

7)When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

8)Never, ever, lick a steak knife.

9)You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

10)The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.


I couldn't stop laughing when I read number 1.

Title: 10 things it took me 50 years to learn.
Post by: Mickey1992 on May 09, 2001, 01:17:00 PM

#2) "..it's full potential.."

I am no elder teacher, but shouldn't that be "its" and not "it's"?

Title: 10 things it took me 50 years to learn.
Post by: AcId on May 09, 2001, 01:26:00 PM

Mickey1992, please refer to #6  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

Title: 10 things it took me 50 years to learn.
Post by: Ripsnort on May 09, 2001, 01:28:00 PM

Ram, please refer to #6 as a response to your email.  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

Title: 10 things it took me 50 years to learn.
Post by: batdog on May 09, 2001, 01:41:00 PM

 LOL... I think I just busted a nut!

xBAT

Title: 10 things it took me 50 years to learn.
Post by: Animal on May 09, 2001, 02:00:00 PM

what happens if you do #1

Title: 10 things it took me 50 years to learn.
Post by: 1776 on May 09, 2001, 02:08:00 PM

It's its. Your write!!!

Title: 10 things it took me 50 years to learn.
Post by: Obear on May 09, 2001, 02:12:00 PM

Animal,  You will need clean sheets the next night  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

Title: 10 things it took me 50 years to learn.
Post by: Hobodog on May 09, 2001, 06:18:00 PM

Animal dont ask questions you already know the answer to yourself.

Title: 10 things it took me 50 years to learn.
Post by: pugg666 on May 09, 2001, 07:18:00 PM

i think a lot of us know about #3  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

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Title: 10 things it took me 50 years to learn.
Post by: Maverick on May 10, 2001, 12:20:00 AM

11. Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Mav  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

Title: 10 things it took me 50 years to learn.
Post by: Otter on May 10, 2001, 01:06:00 AM

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Originally posted by Mighty1:
This was taken from our weekly school newspaper. It was written by one of our older teachers.
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I'd say your teachers are heavily into plagarism...or the internet at the very least! Get out while you still can!  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)




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Title: 10 things it took me 50 years to learn.
Post by: batdog on October 01, 2001, 11:07:00 AM

Bump..funny and a good laugh for Monday  :)

xBAT