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Title: Catholic Parrots ;) (Humor)
Post by: Toad on March 28, 2003, 10:02:25 PM
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."  

"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

"They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"  

"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed; then he thought for a moment. "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.  My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time."  

"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."  The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house.  As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

 There was stunned silence . Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!"
Title: Catholic Parrots ;) (Humor)
Post by: Kanth on March 28, 2003, 10:15:01 PM
hehehehe

I thot the males would end up saying "Hi, we're hookers" and would require therapy ;)
Title: Catholic Parrots ;) (Humor)
Post by: Hangtime on March 28, 2003, 10:27:17 PM
LOL!!!!

a penquin has a problem with his car, takes it to the shop.

shut up. it's a penquin car, ok? stay with me here.

anyway, the mechanic tells him it'lll take a half hour to check it out so he goes to the 7/11 across the street for an ice cream.

penquins like ice cream a lot.

but since they don't have hands, he makes a mess of things and gets ice cream all over his beak.

he goes back to the shop and the mechanic says 'looks like you blew a seal..'

penquin sez 'oh, no.. thats just a little ice cream'.
Title: Catholic Parrots ;) (Humor)
Post by: Kanth on March 28, 2003, 10:38:52 PM
LOL!
Title: Catholic Parrots ;) (Humor)
Post by: Kanth on March 28, 2003, 10:57:44 PM
(http://www.funnydoodle.com/images/fp-243.jpg)
Title: Catholic Parrots ;) (Humor)
Post by: Hangtime on March 28, 2003, 11:00:27 PM
(http://www.animal-funny-pictures.com/images/p-6.jpg)

FDB Cat
Title: Catholic Parrots ;) (Humor)
Post by: udet on March 28, 2003, 11:09:12 PM
lol you guys are cracking me up.:D
Title: Catholic Parrots ;) (Humor)
Post by: Vulcan on March 29, 2003, 03:54:24 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Hangtime
LOL!!!!

a penquin has a problem with his car, takes it to the shop.
 


WTF is a penQuin you tard?
Title: Catholic Parrots ;) (Humor)
Post by: XtrmeJ on March 29, 2003, 04:07:32 AM
LMAO!!!
Title: Catholic Parrots ;) (Humor)
Post by: Hangtime on March 29, 2003, 11:12:01 AM
do they eat potatoes?