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Title: Krispy Kreme opens near my house
Post by: funkedup on March 30, 2003, 05:21:58 PM: I'm going for 400 lbs baby!
Title: Krispy Kreme opens near my house
Post by: Ripsnort on March 30, 2003, 05:28:26 PM: I start in a new location tomorrow, within 1 block of a K.K. I'll eat a pound of donuts day, and never gain an ounce...Genetics is a squeak sometimes ;)
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Post by: Airhead on March 30, 2003, 05:29:03 PM: LOL Ya gotta hand it to the Krispy Creme people- they do thier market research. They opened up one of those two blocks from my house and all the leaves on my trees turned brown and my plumbing backed up. A steady diet of Krispy Kreme Donughts will make you sweat lanolin Funked.
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Post by: Leslie on March 30, 2003, 05:46:37 PM: I'm a glutton. But I like entire jars of Jalapeno peppers at a time...I've eaten them for breakfast many times. Lately, I've been on a boiled peanut jag, even to the point of boiling them myself. And buddy, let me tell you, they're good. I eat about two pounds at a time. With Jalapeno seasoning, of course.

Now, if Krispy Kreme was to come up with Jalapeno flavored doughnuts, I'd be hooked for life.:D

Les
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Post by: Pei on March 30, 2003, 05:52:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by funkedup
I'm going for 400 lbs baby!

How big do you get before you split and we have 2 small funkedups?
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Post by: Airhead on March 30, 2003, 05:52:43 PM: boiled peanuts? do you boil them in the shell? (sorry, never heard of this but it does sound good)
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Post by: Urchin on March 30, 2003, 06:13:11 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Pei
How big do you get before you split and we have 2 small funkedups?

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Funny little mini-funked.
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Post by: Stringer on March 30, 2003, 06:22:14 PM: There are no "small" Funkedups!
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Post by: Leslie on March 30, 2003, 06:32:00 PM: Hiya Airhead!!!

Boiled peanuts is a traditional Southern treat. Yankees don't go much for them because they're "soft and wet." But if you grew up in the South, boiled peanuts is natural as rain.:)

My recipe:

For 3 pounds of boiled peanuts, you need...

3 one pound bags of raw green jumbo Virginia peanuts. (Wal Mart peanuts are best)

One 3 quart Crock Pot and one 7 quart Crock Pot.

8 ounces Louisiana Cajun seasoning (powder.)

One 12 ounce can nacho sliced jalapeno peppers. (La Costena is what I use)

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Divide proportionally between the two crock pots...

2 ounces Cajun seasoning and 4 ounces peppers with liquid, and 5 cups water for the small cooker.

6 ounces Cajun seasoning and remaining peppers with liquid, and 10 cups water for the larger cooker.

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Small cooker takes 10 hours boiling time.
Large cooker takes 13 hours boiling time.

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Use 1 quart Mason jars to can the peanuts. Makes about 6 to 7 jars.

Type in "boiled peanuts" in your search engine. There is much info there, and several recipies.

Bon apetite!

Les
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Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on March 30, 2003, 06:32:57 PM: Yup- in the shell, in a brine water mix... I dunno the exact ingredients, but in the boondocks around these parts they sell 'em pre-packaged in cans... all you have to do is microwave/boil 'em.

Pretty damn good.
-SW
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Post by: gofaster on March 31, 2003, 08:12:43 AM: Krispy Kreme donuts are a little slice of heaven, and Hell will come a week later when you realize your pants don't fit anymore. :)

Get'em glazed for a light snack or vanilla-cream filled for a meal.
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Post by: Wlfgng on March 31, 2003, 10:28:02 AM: Quote
LOL Ya gotta hand it to the Krispy Creme people- they do thier market research.

no doubt.. that's why they put one by Funkedup's house ;)

jk
I don't like them myself.. I thought donuts were supposed to have well.. dough in them.. lol not PURE SUGAR
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Post by: midnight Target on March 31, 2003, 10:32:38 AM: In my travels across the country I have found that donuts in western States seem to be much more breadlike and less sugary, while donuts in the midwest and east are much more sugary (especially the fillings).
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Post by: Dead Man Flying on March 31, 2003, 10:38:01 AM: Krispy Kreme... yet another of North Carolina's contributions to the American health crisis.

-- Todd/Leviathn
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Post by: Wlfgng on March 31, 2003, 11:47:08 AM: I agree MT... wonder if that relates to any similar overweight statistics..

:rolleyes:
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Post by: myelo on March 31, 2003, 01:12:52 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Wlfgng
I don't like them myself.. I thought donuts were supposed to have well.. dough in them.. lol not PURE SUGAR

Don't be ridiculous. They're only about 50% sugar.

The rest is fat.

Funked, you should run a line from the "Hot light" to your house. Those babies have a pretty short half-life. Minutes matter.
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Post by: Wlfgng on March 31, 2003, 01:46:45 PM: Quote
Those babies have a pretty short half-life.

yeah they do.. so what do they become at the end of the 'life'... hockey pucks. Ever tried to eat a cold one?
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Post by: Zigrat on March 31, 2003, 01:55:56 PM: dude when you are drunk hot krispy kreme donuts are better than sex
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Post by: Dead Man Flying on March 31, 2003, 02:00:41 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Zigrat
dude when you are drunk hot krispy kreme donuts are better than sex

Insert a witty comment about Zigrat's sex life here.

-- Todd/Leviathn
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Post by: Wlfgng on March 31, 2003, 02:00:42 PM: ouch
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Post by: midnight Target on March 31, 2003, 02:29:04 PM: Maybe his sex life IS a great big DONUT "0".
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Post by: gofaster on March 31, 2003, 03:22:07 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Wlfgng

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Those babies have a pretty short half-life.
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yeah they do.. so what do they become at the end of the 'life'... hockey pucks. Ever tried to eat a cold one?

That's what 10-second notches on the microwave are for. You get one shot at bringing a Krispy Kreme donut back to life.
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Post by: Airhead on March 31, 2003, 03:43:10 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Zigrat
dude when you are drunk hot krispy kreme donuts are better than sex

I could say something crude about some people prefering sex with a pastry- but I won't. I could make sick jokes about cream filled donoughts- but I won't. I could say something obnoxious about a drunken Zigrat playing ring toss- but I won't.

I also won't ever eat a Krispy Kreme doughnut again. That pleasure has been taken from me.
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Post by: Wlfgng on March 31, 2003, 03:45:10 PM: lol airhead

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That's what 10-second notches on the microwave are for. You get one shot at bringing a Krispy Kreme donut back to life.

CLEAR!!!! zzzzZZZZT
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Post by: funkedup on March 31, 2003, 04:15:14 PM: I like 'em cold, hot, whatever.

They aren't better than sex. At least not sex where she has a couple of donuts stuck on her boobies.
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Post by: Wlfgng on March 31, 2003, 04:42:04 PM: lol
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Post by: funkedup on March 31, 2003, 04:46:17 PM: :D

Zig, what about Italian Beef?
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Post by: N1kPaz on March 31, 2003, 05:07:04 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
I start in a new location tomorrow, within 1 block of a K.K. I'll eat a pound of donuts day, and never gain an ounce...Genetics is a squeak sometimes ;)

I never gain an ounce either...i gain pound after pound.

it will catch up on you someday you lucky bastich ! :D
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Post by: Zigrat on March 31, 2003, 05:16:15 PM: haha
they key is drunk. for some reason alcohol with me is like weed with other people. at 4am when you are coming back from a club and are hammered and you tell the cabbie to stop at krispy kreme it is sooooo gooooood. when i am sober i can take em or leave em :)
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Post by: Wlfgng on March 31, 2003, 05:41:53 PM: kinda like the only time I'll eat at Denny's is at around 2:30 am...
or used to anyway
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Post by: Rockstar on March 31, 2003, 05:47:27 PM: Quote
I'm going for 400 lbs baby!

does this mean you're going on a diet today?
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Post by: Karnak on March 31, 2003, 07:41:21 PM: One of my passengers gave me a KK doughnut the other day.

That was the most vile thing I have eaten in years. Gads it was sickeningly sweet. I could feel my waist size going up by an inch.

Yuck.
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Post by: GRUNHERZ on March 31, 2003, 07:48:19 PM: Yea I agree they are too sweet and almost wet/gooey they melt... I like the more puffy donuts better.
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Post by: GRUNHERZ on March 31, 2003, 07:49:16 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Wlfgng
kinda like the only time I'll eat at Denny's is at around 2:30 am...
or used to anyway

Yea dennys at 3:00am, yumm! :D
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Post by: Stringer on March 31, 2003, 07:56:44 PM: Biscuits and Gravy....hmmmmmmmm
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Post by: Octavius on March 31, 2003, 10:30:58 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Zigrat
dude when you are drunk hot krispy kreme donuts are better than sex

I couldn't agree more zig!!!!

Although, my personal fav is Kraft Macaroni & Cheese when I stumble through in the door.

:cool:
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Post by: Hangtime on March 31, 2003, 10:33:08 PM: chicken

pot

pie
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Post by: Pfunk on March 31, 2003, 10:54:35 PM: Chocolate covered ones hot off the line are the best, can only eat two before my tummy hurts