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Title: I am gay - in a 1950s definition of happy kinda way
Post by: Dowding on April 01, 2003, 03:06:52 AM: Yep, I'm very happy. Chirpy even. Aren't we having wonderful weather at the moment?
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Spooky on April 01, 2003, 03:12:53 AM: don't feel bad, I've started to use day cream on dry days... don't make one feel very straight let me tell ya... :D
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Saintaw on April 01, 2003, 06:32:55 AM: No Spooky *drinking* day cream does not qualify :D
Title: I am gay.
Post by: straffo on April 01, 2003, 06:40:35 AM: I thought you were british ?
or is it a synonym ? :p
Title: I am gay.
Post by: -tronski- on April 01, 2003, 07:35:13 AM: Quote
Originally posted by straffo
I thought you were british ?
or is it a synonym ? :p

lol...for most aussies...its pretty much the same thing Straffo :D

Tronsky
Title: Re: I am gay.
Post by: Ripsnort on April 01, 2003, 07:36:40 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Dowding
I can't hide it any longer. I hope you won't think bad of me. I've known it for a while, ever since I bought that 'Greatest Hits of Barbara Streisand' CD.

British silver-spoon fed College kid thats gay? Nothing unusal here, move along...:eek: :D
Title: I am gay.
Post by: GRUNHERZ on April 01, 2003, 07:39:54 AM: Hope you dont take it too personally the next time I call you a eurostudmuffin apologist lapdog. OK?
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Dowding on April 01, 2003, 07:40:05 AM: How dare you make fun of me and my new lifestyle choice! :D
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Mini D on April 01, 2003, 07:59:16 AM: Does this mean you're going to try to take over Funkedup's place as FDB squeak?

MiniD
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Wanker on April 01, 2003, 08:02:06 AM: We still love ya, Dowding.......well, love may be a bit too strong considering the circumstances.

:D
Title: I am gay.
Post by: AWMac on April 01, 2003, 08:16:58 AM: Well seems like the "Euro-Butt Monkeys" are all over the place now!

:rolleyes:
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Post by: Ripsnort on April 01, 2003, 08:17:31 AM: Quote
Originally posted by banana
We still love ya, Dowding.......well, love may be a bit too strong considering the circumstances.

:D

"under the circumcision..." :D
Title: I am gay.
Post by: AWMac on April 01, 2003, 08:18:28 AM: LMAO!!!! Rip
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Post by: Saurdaukar on April 01, 2003, 08:19:07 AM: I KNEW it!
Title: I am gay.
Post by: lazs2 on April 01, 2003, 08:42:29 AM: "I can't hide it any longer"

you didn't actualy think you were hiding it did you?
(not that there's anything wrong with that)
lazs
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Dowding on April 01, 2003, 08:42:59 AM: Make love, not war banana. :D

I could never replace Funked. The mandatory gimp suit is just a little too big for me.
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Ripsnort on April 01, 2003, 08:44:12 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Dowding
Make love, not war banana. :D

I could never replace Funked. The mandatory gimp suit is just a little too big for me.

Yeah, but Funked is a "Pitcher",...you seem like the "Catcher" type to me.
Title: Re: I am gay.
Post by: Martlet on April 01, 2003, 08:47:10 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Dowding
I can't hide it any longer. I hope you won't think bad of me. I've known it for a while, ever since I bought that 'Greatest Hits of Barbara Streisand' CD.

I think this is the first post you've made that I am in complete agreement with.
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Dowding on April 01, 2003, 08:47:51 AM: LOL! :D

I'm surprised you know so much about it, lover.

BTW, I'm not really gay. It's just a very poor attempt at an April Fools joke. Although getting those worms back in the can, before putting the whole thing back in the closet, may prove difficult.
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Rude on April 01, 2003, 08:54:53 AM: I knew all along that you were wrong, just didn't think you were THAT wrong:)
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Post by: Wanker on April 01, 2003, 09:37:51 AM: Quote
Yeah, but Funked is a "Pitcher",...you seem like the "Catcher" type to me.

LOL!

There's my coffee all over the monitor. :)
Title: I am gay.
Post by: -tronski- on April 01, 2003, 09:40:17 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Dowding
LOL! :D

I'm surprised you know so much about it, lover.

BTW, I'm not really gay. It's just a very poor attempt at an April Fools joke. Although getting those worms back in the can, before putting the whole thing back in the closet, may prove difficult.

Specially seeing April Fools day was yesterday here in civilisation...

Tronsky
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Dowding on April 01, 2003, 09:43:59 AM: Golly-geen it lock this thread. It's full of character defamation and personal attacks and serves no purpose but to humiliate.

Who started it anyway? They should be banned, with no right to appeal. :D
Title: I am gay.
Post by: -tronski- on April 01, 2003, 09:51:59 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Dowding
Golly-geen it lock this thread. It's full of character defamation and personal attacks and serves no purpose but to humiliate.

Who started it anyway? They should be banned, with no right to appeal. :D

Well you of all people should realise that once someone inadvertently decides to be Custer on this BBS, Everyone wants to be the indians!

Tronsky
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Kanth on April 01, 2003, 09:56:51 AM: that's so much more than I ever needed to know.

Quote
Originally posted by -tronski-
Well you of all people should realise that once someone inadvertently decides to be Custer on this BBS, Everyone wants to be the indians!

Tronsky
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Naso on April 01, 2003, 10:13:40 AM: HOKA HEY!!!!!

:D
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Dowding on April 01, 2003, 11:16:35 AM: lol! :D
Title: I am gay.
Post by: muckmaw on April 01, 2003, 11:56:54 AM: Just curious, but is AH a good place to meet men?

How's that working out for you?

I mean, it would be like me hanging out at a NOW convention.

You can meet them, but you still have to convert them.

Oh, by the way, I realize this is an April Fools Joke, but to make you pay, I am going to reply to this page every day for the next year to keep it on top, and make sure it hits a record for number of posts.

Any assistance in this is appreciated.

Happy April fools day!

:D
Title: Re: I am gay.
Post by: muckmaw on April 01, 2003, 11:57:31 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Dowding
I can't hide it any longer. I hope you won't think bad of me. I've known it for a while, ever since I bought that 'Greatest Hits of Barbara Streisand' CD.

Just to save it for posterity...in case you decide to delete the original post.:D
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Dowding on April 01, 2003, 12:02:14 PM: Very funny. But after a year, I'll be hiring a hitman to take out you and your computer. :D
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Steve on April 01, 2003, 12:02:39 PM: Well I'll be buggered. Oh no wait.. you will be, not me.
I knew it!!! Your political views and even minded statements could be coming from no other kind of source!!

A big for coming out of the closet.

I will forward this post to Rauml. His predisposition to talk about male genitalia on channel one seems to indicate he too is closeted. Perhaps your bravery will encourage him to face his demons. Dowding, Rauml needs your help. who knows, maybe there is love in the air for the two of you.
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Dowding on April 01, 2003, 12:05:30 PM: That is a disgusting thought and you should be ashamed of yourself!

No, really it is. :D
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Skuzzy on April 01, 2003, 12:07:11 PM: Quote
I am gay

I though you were Dowding? Now I am confused.
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Steve on April 01, 2003, 12:16:26 PM: Hehehe ya.... gross.
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Rasker on April 01, 2003, 12:20:25 PM: -Tronski-, dont most Aussies think "pommy poofter" is one word, like "Irish Catholic"? :)

"It's not a purse! It's European!" - Jerry Seinfeld
Title: I am gay.
Post by: N1kPaz on April 01, 2003, 12:22:35 PM: thanks for reminding me about april fools day.

i forgot :(
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Wanker on April 01, 2003, 12:26:39 PM: I wonder if Mitsu would be up for making a special "gay man's" sound pack for AH? I wonder what he's use for the "Check six!" wav?
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Dowding on April 01, 2003, 12:31:43 PM: Are you serious Skuzzy? I've never been gay.

Although I do like lesbians. Does that make me homosexual?
Title: I am gay.
Post by: AWMac on April 01, 2003, 12:32:17 PM: Yuckkkk just the thought of Dowding and RuMaL swappin spit between Vanilla Tadpole games...

*RETCH*
Title: I am gay.
Post by: muckmaw on April 01, 2003, 12:36:01 PM: Mitsu's Gay Man's Check Six.."ARMAGEDDON!!!"

Don't know what I mean?

Check out this Felching session gone awry!!

http://www.night-ray.com/armageddon/armageddon.rm
Title: I am gay.
Post by: nuchpatrick on April 01, 2003, 12:36:48 PM: No Dowding..but I hear you can get you hair balls..:D
Title: I am gay.
Post by: pugg666 on April 01, 2003, 12:49:09 PM: Just to keep this one on top, just for the header :D
Title: I am gay.
Post by: -tronski- on April 01, 2003, 12:56:59 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Rasker
-Tronski-, dont most Aussies think "pommy poofter" is one word, like "Irish Catholic"? :)

"It's not a purse! It's European!" - Jerry Seinfeld

:D

Tronsky
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Skuzzy on April 01, 2003, 01:02:02 PM: Oops,..hehe,..darn language. No, I do not beleive you are gay. OY!

Allow me try that again

I was referring to your name in this particular context.

(expanded version)
I though your name was Dowding. (i.e. "I am gay" - refers to your name...i.e. I am Skuzzy).

Sure loses something when you have to go into so much detail in order to avoid confusion.

The English language,...OY,..you guys should have constructed it better before handing it to us Americans.
Title: I am gay.
Post by: john9001 on April 01, 2003, 01:08:15 PM: i'm sorry , but you can't just claim to be "gay" you must prove it, far too many people today claim to be "gay" just to get better jobs , movie roles, TV roles, women (ironic, but women like gays because women think they want to convert gays, also gays are more sensitive to womens feelings).

so don't try to fool people by "comming out the closet" you will be found out to be a opportunist,
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Kanth on April 01, 2003, 01:10:40 PM: expanded : I thought your name was Dowding...

:p

Quote
Originally posted by Skuzzy
I though you were Dowding? Now I am confused.
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Skuzzy on April 01, 2003, 01:12:40 PM: Yes,..should have said, "I though your name was Dowding...why you changing it to gay?"

Perspective is a nasty little bugger.
Title: I am gay.
Post by: -tronski- on April 01, 2003, 01:22:04 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Skuzzy
Yes,..should have said, "I though your name was Dowding...why you changing it to gay?"

Perspective is a nasty little bugger.

(http://www.ccs.neu.edu/home/image/images/small-bnb.gif)

hehehehehh heh heheh...he said bugger

Tronsky
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Dowding on April 01, 2003, 02:18:29 PM: lol That's ok, Skuzzy. Any misunderstandings are the sole responsibility of the originator of the thread. And I thought it would be funny... :D

Opportunistic gayness. Never heard that before :).

BTW, pugg... thanks. ;)
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Post by: muckmaw on April 01, 2003, 03:18:50 PM: So whats the final score...are you Gay, Dowding, or both?

(Stupid reply just to keep this baby on top:D )
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Post by: Airhead on April 01, 2003, 03:33:27 PM: He is Gay Dowding.
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Post by: Hangtime on April 01, 2003, 03:40:41 PM: Dowding, Earl of Gay.

"Pardon me, but isn't that the Gay Earl over there?"

"Why yes, yes it is, his Gayness, Himself!"
Title: I am gay.
Post by: davidpt40 on April 01, 2003, 03:43:09 PM: no, I am pretty sure you are 'gay' in the 1990s sense too.
Title: Re: I am gay - in a 1950s definition of happy kinda way
Post by: X2Lee on April 01, 2003, 04:00:04 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Dowding
Yep, I'm very happy. Chirpy even. Aren't we having wonderful weather at the moment?

I knew it!!!!
Gay means happy happy means gay!

sorry I couldnt hep it :D
Title: I am gay.
Post by: SOB on April 01, 2003, 04:47:30 PM: I understood what you meant Skuzzy...Dowding just had too much gay in his ears to hear you properly.

SOB
Title: I am gay.
Post by: midnight Target on April 01, 2003, 05:14:16 PM: AP - Gaydar is overloaded with hits in the area approximating Great Britain....

.... film at 11.
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Gunthr on April 01, 2003, 05:21:30 PM: Dowding, your balls must drag behind you on the floor when you walk - to make that as the subject in a post :D
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Curval on April 01, 2003, 05:48:31 PM: LOL...my o my Dowding, and I thought you avoided the "tough" questions.;)

Funny stuff though...this thread gave me a good laugh, just when I needed it.:D
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Post by: JimBear on April 01, 2003, 06:02:11 PM: Gayometer (http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html)
Title: I am gay.
Post by: muckmaw on April 02, 2003, 08:18:15 AM: Good Morning! :D
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Post by: Martlet on April 02, 2003, 08:24:09 AM: Originally posted by Dowding
I can't hide it any longer. I hope you won't think bad of me. I've known it for a while, ever since I bought that 'Greatest Hits of Barbara Streisand' CD.
Title: I am gay.
Post by: bounder on April 02, 2003, 08:33:37 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Skuzzy
Oops,..hehe,..darn language.

The English language,...OY,..you guys should have constructed it better before handing it to us Americans.

Er, our language is fine, it's what you Americans have done to it...
:)
e.g.:
'-izing' nouns to make them into verbs.

-In the UK.Burglars burgle houses
-In the US. Burglars burglarize houses
-How long before Burglars become Burglarizers?
-And when they do, they will Burglarizerize houses.
-And then they will be called Burglarizerizerizers
ad infinitum.

"divided by a common language" GBS

plenty more examples of American butchery of English available on request...
:D
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Post by: Dowding on April 02, 2003, 08:43:45 AM: Good morning Muckmaw.

Have you checked your post-box this morning? I think you'll find a small box containing a large turd, sent post haste from these shores by air-freight. Good day.:D
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Saintaw on April 02, 2003, 09:03:04 AM: I'm here to help Muckmaw (I came here intending to do just that when I saw his post, hehehe)

*PUUUNT!*
Title: I am gay.
Post by: muckmaw on April 02, 2003, 09:10:25 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Dowding
Good morning Muckmaw.

Have you checked your post-box this morning? I think you'll find a small box containing a large turd, sent post haste from these shores by air-freight. Good day.:D

Well, Bloody hell, Mate. That's the best thing you bloaks have exported since the Jaguar!

J/K....:D

And your right about the bastardisation of the English Language. We certainly don't speak English in America. We speak American. But some people on these boards have not mastered either.

(Notice the "S" in Bastardisation)
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Dowding on April 02, 2003, 09:17:19 AM: Ha!

How's the weather in France this morning, Saw? :D
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Post by: Mini D on April 02, 2003, 10:21:09 AM: So... I guess now that it's April 2, you're no longer gay.

I'd just like to take this opportunity, on behalf of all the FDBs that tagged you yesterday, to say thankyou for being gay for a day. Funked was getting a bit... um... run down. He needed the vacation.

MiniD
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Saintaw on April 02, 2003, 10:36:03 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Dowding
Ha!

How's the weather in France this morning, Saw? :D

*Slap!*

I AM NOT Fr....Frrrr..... Freedomich!
How many time will I have to say it!
Title: I am gay.
Post by: SOB on April 02, 2003, 10:46:23 AM: Calm down, Frenchie! Sheesh.

SOB
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Cobra on April 02, 2003, 10:59:35 AM: THIS is the best thread ever! :D

Cobra
Title: I am gay.
Post by: muckmaw on April 02, 2003, 11:30:54 AM: I agree! :D

*Stealth Punt*
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Saintaw on April 02, 2003, 12:31:36 PM: ... must ..... not....... look at.....SOB's......Avatar, must not.....Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
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Post by: Curval on April 02, 2003, 12:37:14 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Cobra
THIS is the best thread ever! :D

Cobra

I predict it will be the thread which will stay on page 1 for the longest time.:D

People will be bumping it, like Muckmaw, just to start the day off.
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Mini D on April 02, 2003, 12:40:01 PM: Its worth bumping just to remember the day Dowding was gay and to stop buy and call Saintaw a Frog.

MiniD
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Swoop on April 02, 2003, 12:41:06 PM: Jesus Dowd, would you at least run the Jack down if you're gonna post stuff like this please?

:p

(http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/extern/640697.jpg)
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Post by: muckmaw on April 02, 2003, 01:24:05 PM: Don't you have one of those Rainbow Coalition Flags you could fly?

I mean if your gonna start a thread like this, might as well go all out, eh?

Oh....PUNT!!!!!!!!:D
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Post by: straffo on April 02, 2003, 01:29:21 PM: Saw is just a wanabe frog :)
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Post by: Martlet on April 02, 2003, 02:23:35 PM: (http://home.attbi.com/~martlets93/Pictures/gayness.jpg)
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Dowding on April 02, 2003, 03:10:00 PM: Have you ever done something you really, really, really regret? :D
Title: I am gay.
Post by: midnight Target on April 02, 2003, 03:15:07 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Swoop
Jesus Dowd, would you at least run the Jack down if you're gonna post stuff like this please?

:p

(http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/extern/640697.jpg)

just thinking about Dowding in this way runs my Jack down.
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Airhead on April 02, 2003, 03:23:25 PM: Well, Happy April's Gay Day all. There's a bar-b-que at Rip's place this evening, if we find anyone brave enough to light his bbq.
Title: I am gay.
Post by: jonnyb on April 02, 2003, 03:34:33 PM: Hey bounder, send some more examples of differences between English and American....

Oh, and *punt* :D

Can't let this one slip between the cracks...
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Post by: Martlet on April 02, 2003, 03:36:20 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Dowding
Have you ever done something you really, really, really regret? :D

LOL :p
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Post by: Wlfgng on April 02, 2003, 04:43:00 PM: Quote
burgle

I think that's a sound man... not a verb ;)

lol airhead
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Post by: Cobra on April 02, 2003, 04:48:11 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Curval
I predict it will be the thread which will stay on page 1 for the longest time.:D

People will be bumping it, like Muckmaw, just to start the day off.

Curval,
I agree completely!!

Oh, and punt....or is it...punt, big fella?

Cobra
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Dingbat on April 02, 2003, 04:50:07 PM: Quote
Originally posted by bounder
Er, our language is fine, it's what you Americans have done to it...
:)
e.g.:
'-izing' nouns to make them into verbs.

-In the UK.Burglars burgle houses
-In the US. Burglars burglarize houses
-How long before Burglars become Burglarizers?
-And when they do, they will Burglarizerize houses.
-And then they will be called Burglarizerizerizers
ad infinitum.

"divided by a common language" GBS

plenty more examples of American butchery of English available on request...
:D
:p
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Stringer on April 02, 2003, 08:40:26 PM: Rescued from the bottom of the page....whew!

~~to Dowding for coming out....and for this post! :)~~
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Post by: funkedup on April 02, 2003, 10:14:05 PM: Hey yesterday was 4/1/03 wasn't it? :)
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Post by: rpm on April 02, 2003, 11:02:07 PM: (http://www.ccs.neu.edu/home/image/images/small-bnb.gif)
Dowding is Cornholio? heh heh
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Post by: UserName on April 02, 2003, 11:19:16 PM: Quote
Originally posted by funkedup
Hey yesterday was 4/1/03 wasn't it? :)

No, yesterday was 4/2/03.

:D
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Post by: funkedup on April 02, 2003, 11:42:31 PM: Quote
Originally posted by UserName
No, yesterday was 4/2/03.

:D

You mean the world doesn't run on US time?!?!?!????????????

:D
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Swoop on April 03, 2003, 12:22:51 AM: I didnt know you ran on US time either Funked. I thought you ran on "meal time".

(http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/extern/640697.jpg)
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Post by: Saintaw on April 03, 2003, 12:56:02 AM: Good morning Dowding, dear :D
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Post by: -tronski- on April 03, 2003, 01:58:38 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Dowding
Have you ever done something you really, really, really regret? :D

Yup....but never as bad as your freudian (!?!) slip old chap :D

Tronsky
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Dowding on April 03, 2003, 02:05:13 AM: That was deliberate, you fool.

Can I just take this opportunity to say I am not, and never have been, gay. I am a ring piece virgin, and unless I get convicted of drug trafficking in Turkey, I have every intention of staying that way.

Thankyou for your anticipated understanding. This will be my last communique on the subject, no matter how much your replies crack me up.

Bastards that you are. :)
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Post by: SOB on April 03, 2003, 02:07:18 AM: So, what you're saying is...you like the cock? :D

SOB
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Martlet on April 03, 2003, 04:53:23 AM: I saw Dowding on a CS server:

(http://home.attbi.com/~martlets93/Pictures/cs.jpg)
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Swoop on April 03, 2003, 04:57:37 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Dowding
unless I get convicted of drug trafficking in Turkey.......

So you're saying that if you do get arrested in Turkey then your intention will be to turn gay?

(http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/extern/640697.jpg)

P.S. Martlet, dude.....we want this thread to stay open forever....not get locked. But ok.
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Martlet on April 03, 2003, 05:15:05 AM: Nahh, that's not lockable, if it is all they have to do is tell me and I'll remove it.
Title: I am gay.
Post by: T0J0 on April 03, 2003, 07:25:17 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Dowding
How dare you make fun of me and my new lifestyle choice! :D

I spit coffee on this comment!!!

Very funny Dowd
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Post by: muckmaw on April 03, 2003, 09:14:35 AM: I had Cherrios for breakfast this morning.

Good morning all!
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Saurdaukar on April 03, 2003, 09:19:22 AM: Cherrios are good for Daddy's heart.

Morning. :D

::sip::

Ahh...
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Post by: Airhead on April 03, 2003, 10:43:23 AM: Cheerios are baby doughnuts.
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Post by: muckmaw on April 03, 2003, 10:47:52 AM: Leather Cheerios...

The Breakfast of Alternitive Lifestyles.

(Notice the political correctness)
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Post by: AWMac on April 03, 2003, 10:56:45 AM: Is Dowdy's Gay thread still active?

........PUNT!!!!

:D
Title: I am gay.
Post by: muckmaw on April 03, 2003, 12:50:47 PM: I'm pretty sure it is.

Dowding...I think I'm starting to get bored....

I should be done in a few more days.
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Mini D on April 03, 2003, 01:46:32 PM: Seems dowding is getting a bit too "I'm not really gay" in other threads. Maybe this isn't just a one day thing?

MiniD
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Post by: Saurdaukar on April 03, 2003, 02:20:12 PM: Perhaps. Im not sure which conclusion to draw yet - homosexual or bi-sexual... but the defense of his orientation in other threads is definately becoming venomous.

Its ok Dowding. This is the 21st Century, Im sure a full 60% of the BBS members accept the fact that your openly hetrosexually challenged.

Im not one of them of course, and I think you should burn in the fiery chasm of Hell, but still...
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Post by: SOB on April 03, 2003, 04:26:34 PM: LOL Mazz. :) Dowding...what do you think of this emoticon?...(http://home.attbi.com/~hoffman.matt/img/emoticon.gif)

SOB
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Post by: Airhead on April 03, 2003, 05:16:09 PM: Quote
Originally posted by SOB
LOL Mazz. :) Dowding...what do you think of this emoticon?...(http://home.attbi.com/~hoffman.matt/img/emoticon.gif)

SOB

I think anyone that uses a self portrait for an emoticon is gay.
Title: I am gay.
Post by: UserName on April 03, 2003, 06:56:37 PM: (http://216.40.249.192/s/contrib/edoom/iamwithstupid.gif)
Title: I am gay.
Post by: muckmaw on April 03, 2003, 09:04:29 PM: Username...I NEED THAT AVATAR SO I CAN PRINT IT OUT AND POST IT ON MY OFFICE!
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Mini D on April 03, 2003, 11:44:44 PM: Hey SOB... somethings very wrong with that pic. Either he has one or he has none... either way... wrong man.

As for dowding's gayness...

I give it a 4.

MiniD
Title: I am gay.
Post by: UserName on April 04, 2003, 12:02:19 AM: Quote
Originally posted by muckmaw
Username...I NEED THAT AVATAR SO I CAN PRINT IT OUT AND POST IT ON MY OFFICE!

Sorry, this is the biggest I can find.

(http://www.xuppanews.com/i/top10_0920_4_big.jpg)
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Swoop on April 04, 2003, 01:10:38 AM: Say Dowd, did you know this thread has had 1385 views?

(http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/extern/640697.jpg)
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Saintaw on April 04, 2003, 01:12:33 AM: Isn't Friday a nice day ?
Mornin Dowding :D
Title: I am gay.
Post by: rpm on April 04, 2003, 01:34:04 AM: (http://www.ccs.neu.edu/home/image/images/small-bnb.gif)
Heh, heh...He said Dowding
Title: I am gay.
Post by: UserName on April 04, 2003, 02:11:47 AM: Here's a useful link for everyone except Dowding.

How to determine the gender of your date. (http://www.worstcasescenarios.com/scenario.htm?scenarioid=24&cache=1049437844)
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Mini D on April 04, 2003, 08:01:35 AM: Wow.. 1300 vies. That's quite a few.

MiniD
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Furball on April 04, 2003, 08:26:22 AM: 1 AKNimitz $100
2 emodin $50
3 40DogMAW $50
4 ASASIN $50
5 Urchin $50
6 Warchild $50
7 honda346 $50
8 iceMAW $50
9 niknah0 $50
10 MwHUN $50
11 Razor $50
12 Zazen $50
13 Swoop $50
14 Smaug $50
15 AKcurly $50

wtg swoop! now u can buy Dowding that pink fluffy thong he has always wanted!
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Swoop on April 04, 2003, 10:20:43 AM: Aye but he'll have to wait for it. I just moved house, forgot to update the AH user info so the cheque is on the way to my ex landlord......doh!

(http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/extern/640697.jpg)
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Mini D on April 04, 2003, 11:56:28 AM: Hey dowding... do you own a "Yatta" DvD?
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Furball on April 04, 2003, 12:31:28 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Swoop
Aye but he'll have to wait for it. I just moved house, forgot to update the AH user info so the cheque is on the way to my ex landlord......doh!

(http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/extern/640697.jpg)

nah just change the adress now and email the accounts person, similar thing happened to me. Instead of country being England it had reset to Admiralty Islands for some stupid reason
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Swoop on April 04, 2003, 01:44:41 PM: "The accounts person"????

Aw man, Yankee's gonna be dead upset being referred to in that manner.

;)

(http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/extern/640697.jpg)
Title: I am gay.
Post by: JimBear on April 04, 2003, 01:47:46 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Mini D
Wow.. 1300 vies. That's quite a few.

MiniD

How do you find "viewed" information? Vies even ;)
Title: I am gay.
Post by: lord dolf vader on April 04, 2003, 02:14:22 PM: i hadent posted to this one yet couldent miss it.
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Furball on April 04, 2003, 03:12:54 PM: post was getting to the bottom of the page, so i thought i would help it up, oops i mean raise it.... no... damn dowding, we have to watch our language now! :D
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Swoop on April 04, 2003, 04:31:21 PM: Quote
Originally posted by JimBear
How do you find "viewed" information? Vies even ;)

Subscribe to the thread and then click user CP

(http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/extern/640697.jpg)
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Saintaw on April 04, 2003, 04:53:11 PM: Have a nice week end :D
Title: I am gay.
Post by: muckmaw on April 04, 2003, 05:43:35 PM: You too, Saw.

:D
Title: I am gay.
Post by: muckmaw on April 04, 2003, 08:23:06 PM: HARRRRRRRR!!!

(Different thread, still funny.)
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Mini D on April 05, 2003, 01:20:03 AM: Think I'm gonna call it a night.
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Saintaw on April 05, 2003, 03:43:00 AM: Hmm stumbled upon this this morning... who sent me this? And what is it ? :confused:

Quote

PAPA, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
Papa, can you hear me?
Papa, can you see me?
Papa, can you find me in the night?
Papa, are you near me?
Papa, can you hear me?
Papa, can you help me not be frightened?
Looking at the skies, I seem to see a million eyes
Which ones are yours?
Where are you now that yesterday
Has waved goodbye and closed its door?
The night is so much darker,
The wind is so much colder
The world I see is so much bigger
Now that I'm alone
Papa, please forgive me
Try to understand me
Papa, don't you know I had no choice?
Can you hear me praying,
Anything I'm saying,
Even though the night is filled with voices?
I remember ev'rything you taught me
Ev'ry book I've ever read
Can all the words in all the books
Help me to face what lies ahead?
The trees are so much taller
And I feel so much smaller
The moon is twice as lonely
And the stars are half as bright
Papa, how I love you
Papa, how I need you
Papa, how I miss you
Kissing me goodnight...
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Moloch on April 05, 2003, 09:02:48 AM: what does "punt" mean anyways?
Title: I am gay.
Post by: UserName on April 05, 2003, 11:31:42 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Moloch
what does "punt" mean anyways?

Punting the thread to the top, so it's not forgotten.

For example...

Punt. :D
Title: I am gay.
Post by: muckmaw on April 05, 2003, 03:26:02 PM: You need to put it in quotation marks like so....

"Punt".

See?:D
Title: I am gay.
Post by: sling322 on April 05, 2003, 04:22:18 PM: Hold on a minute.....you mean like this?

"Punt"

Is that correct?
Title: I am gay.
Post by: SOB on April 05, 2003, 05:04:35 PM: Weird, I always thought you closed it like HTML tags, like this...

:D
Title: I am gay.
Post by: X2Lee on April 05, 2003, 05:12:36 PM: Quote
Originally posted by AWMac
Is Dowdy's Gay thread still active?

........PUNT!!!!

:D

Its 3 from the top

Punt
Title: I am gay.
Post by: UserName on April 05, 2003, 05:32:33 PM: Quote
Originally posted by muckmaw
You need to put it in quotation marks like so....

"Punt".

See?:D

Ahh, thanks for the pointer!

Let me practice...

"Punt"
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Furball on April 05, 2003, 05:54:34 PM: rather than just "Punt"
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Furball on April 05, 2003, 05:55:32 PM: you could use bold too. like: -

"Punt"
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Saintaw on April 05, 2003, 06:05:13 PM: You can also use colours.

*Punt!*
Title: I am gay.
Post by: muckmaw on April 05, 2003, 06:46:51 PM: Punt

Wow, cool.

Hey there's also fonts. I like this one:

Punt

And there's different sizes:

Punt

Personally, I prefer small pink punts.

:D
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Saurdaukar on April 05, 2003, 06:51:25 PM: I was never a big fan of the "Punt."

I prefer the "Boot."

:D
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Octavius on April 05, 2003, 07:28:59 PM: Quote
Originally posted by muckmaw
HARRRRRRRR!!!

(Different thread, still funny.)

going limp...

HARRRRRRR!!!!
Title: I am gay.
Post by: X2Lee on April 05, 2003, 09:12:53 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Octavius
going limp...

Maybe Dowding can help you out a bit ;->

Punnnnt
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Saurdaukar on April 06, 2003, 01:03:45 AM: Quote
Originally posted by X2Lee
Maybe Dowding can help you out a bit ;->

Punnnnt

ROFL!!!
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Furball on April 06, 2003, 09:12:58 AM: ahh! its nearly off the end of the page!
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Furball on April 06, 2003, 09:14:00 AM: phew, that was a close call :)
Title: I am gay.
Post by: ccvi on April 06, 2003, 09:34:38 AM: Quote
Originally posted by bounder
Er, our language is fine, it's what you Americans have done to it...
:)
e.g.:
'-izing' nouns to make them into verbs.

-In the UK.Burglars burgle houses
-In the US. Burglars burglarize houses
-How long before Burglars become Burglarizers?
-And when they do, they will Burglarizerize houses.
-And then they will be called Burglarizerizerizers
ad infinitum.

"divided by a common language" GBS

plenty more examples of American butchery of English available on request...
:D

Don't blame it on the americans. It's in fact the german infuence, because many settlers there were speaking german.
Title: I am gay.
Post by: ccvi on April 06, 2003, 09:48:56 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Swoop
"The accounts person"????

Aw man, Yankee's gonna be dead upset being referred to in that manner.

;)

(http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/extern/640697.jpg)

How do they call it? Account manager?
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Saintaw on April 06, 2003, 11:13:11 AM: Toodle pip!
Title: I am gay.
Post by: X2Lee on April 06, 2003, 12:01:23 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Saintaw
Toodle pip!

Punt :D :D :D :D
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Airhead on April 06, 2003, 02:15:00 PM: I'm surprised this thread is still on Page One.
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Stringer on April 06, 2003, 04:12:34 PM: ...Issue!...Is Dowding Gay or Isn't He? Morty, Mortan??

BTW, ~~Dowding on one of the funniest thread starters, ever! You've got a damn good sense of humor.~~
Title: I am gay.
Post by: AKIron on April 06, 2003, 04:14:18 PM: You guys are just so insensitive.
Title: I am gay.
Post by: sling322 on April 06, 2003, 04:15:28 PM: Ack!! Its spreading. I think AKIron's caught it.
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Airhead on April 06, 2003, 04:32:32 PM: It's illegal to be gay in Texas.

That's why Texas men will always deny being gay, but really, if there aren't any gay Texans then why is it illegal?
Title: I am gay.
Post by: ccvi on April 06, 2003, 05:34:28 PM: Isn't it a constitutional right to be gay?
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Saurdaukar on April 06, 2003, 05:43:54 PM: Quote
Originally posted by ccvi
Isn't it a constitutional right to be gay?

No, but you really have to wonder about those founding fathers with their fancy wigs and stockings.
Title: I am gay.
Post by: sling322 on April 06, 2003, 05:47:48 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Saurdaukar
....with their fancy wigs and stockings.

Yeah, but wasn't that a European thing?

:D
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Saurdaukar on April 06, 2003, 05:54:31 PM: Quote
Originally posted by sling322
Yeah, but wasn't that a European thing?

:D

See where Im going with this? ;)
Title: I am gay.
Post by: muckmaw on April 06, 2003, 06:36:37 PM: Someone help me with this crossword puzzle...

Football term...

4 letters...

P_ _ T

Hmmmmmmm.....
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Rasker on April 06, 2003, 07:01:50 PM: POOT :)
Title: I am gay.
Post by: UserName on April 06, 2003, 07:48:34 PM: Quote
Originally posted by muckmaw
Someone help me with this crossword puzzle...

Football term...

4 letters...

P_ _ T

Hmmmmmmm.....

Pant?

Port??

Pent???
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Saurdaukar on April 06, 2003, 08:12:47 PM: Quote
Originally posted by UserName
Pant?

Port??

Pent???

PINT!!!! What do I win?
Title: I am gay.
Post by: UserName on April 06, 2003, 09:37:24 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Saurdaukar
PINT!!!! What do I win?

An all expense paid date with Dowding to Alaska.
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Octavius on April 06, 2003, 09:40:46 PM: You're gonna need about 50 pints in ya to completely forget that date !!!
Title: I am gay.
Post by: mjolnir on April 07, 2003, 02:21:53 AM: Two from the bottom. We've got to watch more carefully, lest it slip to page two.

"Punt"

-was that the correct form of punting muckmaw?
Title: I am gay.
Post by: rpm on April 07, 2003, 03:19:39 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Dowding
LOL! :D

I'm surprised you know so much about it, lover.

BTW, I'm not really gay. It's just a very poor attempt at an April Fools joke. Although getting those worms back in the can, before putting the whole thing back in the closet, may prove difficult.

He's Gay AND Psychic :D
Title: I am gay.
Post by: StSanta on April 07, 2003, 05:30:18 AM: As ÜberKommander der Pink G-strings, I applaud Dowding's efforts.

And will kick, not punt, as punt is a defensive move, made by stupid ignorant imperialists residing in their evil place of Washington where death shall rain and the deserts turn into graveyards and their blood be let by the hol..wait, that's my second job. Might be outta it soon though.
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Mini D on April 07, 2003, 07:51:42 AM: so much shameless ing.
Title: Re: Re: I am gay.
Post by: muckmaw on April 07, 2003, 07:56:21 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Dowding
I can't hide it any longer. I hope you won't think bad of me. I've known it for a while, ever since I bought that 'Greatest Hits of Barbara Streisand' CD.

Quote
Originally posted by muckmaw
Just to save it for posterity...in case you decide to delete the original post.:D

I guess I'm psychic too, considering the change in the original post.
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Saurdaukar on April 07, 2003, 09:14:42 AM: What do you guys recommend for breakfast? Im hungry.
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Naso on April 07, 2003, 09:48:00 AM: Gents, I dont understand fully the rules, but you are ing the thread when it reaches half page down, or the end of page??

Oooops, sorry, Dowding, I did'nt resist.

;) :)

(We are all sheeps, at the end :D )
Title: I am gay.
Post by: muckmaw on April 07, 2003, 10:18:44 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Saurdaukar
What do you guys recommend for breakfast? Im hungry.

I enjoy a lovely piece of wheat toast and a punt....err...I mean pint of Orange Juice.
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Airhead on April 07, 2003, 11:28:16 AM: I had a bran muffin and a glass of GAYtorade for breakfast.
Title: I am gay.
Post by: midnight Target on April 07, 2003, 11:45:49 AM: I feel sorry for Dowding... you guys need to stop ing this thread so often!
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Pepe on April 07, 2003, 11:51:42 AM: I second!.... This thread should be Ka-Puntt
Title: I am gay.
Post by: muckmaw on April 07, 2003, 11:52:40 AM: The ing is getting old.

That's why I'm glad we've got guys posting things like "GAYtorade".

Creativity is alive and well on this bbs!!
Title: I am gay.
Post by: midnight Target on April 07, 2003, 12:26:29 PM: Yea.. enough is enough...

Lets talk about baseball (http://www.baseballhalloffame.org/hofers_and_honorees/hofer_bios/perry_gaylord.htm) .
Title: I am gay.
Post by: muckmaw on April 07, 2003, 12:29:03 PM: Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target
Yea.. enough is enough...

Lets talk about baseball (http://www.baseballhalloffame.org/hofers_and_honorees/hofer_bios/perry_gaylord.htm) .

Creativity!!!

:D
Title: I am gay.
Post by: muckmaw on April 07, 2003, 12:34:08 PM: I'm not in the mood for baseball...

Let's talk about movies...

http://www.zianet.com/chrisb/judy/funny.htm
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Saintaw on April 07, 2003, 01:10:05 PM: Poor Dowding,

I don't know how he could expect this not to happen, cod have mercy on him... 'cause we wont:D

*Puntorama*
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Mini D on April 07, 2003, 02:09:03 PM: I've noticed this thread requires much more ing during buisness hours.

MiniD
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Saurdaukar on April 07, 2003, 02:34:07 PM: Thats because the Pro Gay Rights crowd is out protesting during the day... post counts in general drop... not too dissimilar from a kicker dropping the football before he s it.
Title: I am gay.
Post by: Skuzzy on April 07, 2003, 02:35:16 PM: Ok guys,..I think Dowding has suffered as much as anyone could. Let's let it die, just for the sake of letting it go.