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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: BGBMAW on April 01, 2003, 07:02:17 PM
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Hurry..i need some more
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My wife got me good today. She offered to do me a uh.."special favor" if I wanted to retire to the bedroom, and of course I accepted her kind and generous offer. I went upstairs, stripped and waited- and waited- and waited- and by the time I got dressed and came back downstairs to hear her "April's Fools!" I was out of the mood anyway. :(
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I guess its too late, but for next year...
I taped the button on the thing you use to spray dishes with at the kitchen sink, then aimed it for the area right in front of the sink.
Then I sat down with a tumbler with ice in it until my wife walked by, and asked her to refill my icewater for me.
Worked like a charm, but I wound up getting wet too :D
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Try running these through the wash again. ya never know somebody might bite
#6 has potential
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/top100.html
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I made a tape outline of a body on one of our kitchens at work, then put tattered police tape all over.
I police-taped up my dev managers office.
I sealed someones cube with plastic tarp, put up biohazard warnings w/ 'Do not enter by order of the City of Santa Monica' and, of course, police taped the hell out of it.
Lesse... I switched the stickers on the water machine so the hot was cold and the cold was hot. I sent out RFC 3514 notices to everyone on my team, and finally announced that my product (Norton Internet Security) was going to be made part of the SystemWorks suite. That last one is probably only really funny if you work at this company, though.
Oh, and of course I posted AH2 screenshots in general.
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Take a jug of water, pour it on the ground under the engine of your mates car and go tell him his radiator is leaking.
(http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/extern/640697.jpg)
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I taped the button on the thing you use to spray dishes with at the kitchen sink, then aimed it for the area right in front of the sink.
I used to do that as a kid! But our sprayer nozzle would get stuck on its own, and I'd click it in and whoever came to the sink to get a drink of water (my sister) would get sprayed. I forgot all about that...it would've been early 80's.
Man, I need to get me a sink with one of them sprayers!
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As I arrived at my girlfriends house a couple years ago expecting a nice day at the beach, she had her daughter come outside with the portable phone saying "Phil, your mother's on the phone and wants to go for a ride" They got me good that time :)
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Well a few years ago my wife and I woke up to our kids knocking on the bedroom door.
When they came in they had a tray with waffles, milk and toast on it.
This wasn't anything new since my daughter was about 10 at the time and she liked to make breakfast for us on weekends.
Well my daughter told my wife that her tray was coming and that she should just sit there and wait.
Well I was groggy and still half asleep when I started eating(not hungry but who could say no to a 10 year old and a 6 year old?) .
I had 1/2 of the waffles down when I reached for my chocolate milk.
Took a big gulp!!!
MMMMMM MMMMMM mmmm?
OMG!!!
I rush to the bathroom and start puking up my guts! All while my wife and kids laughed their prettythanges off!
It seem my kids decided to put A1 sauce in my milk!
I was sick for a week and I couldn't even smell A1 for almost a year afterwards without my stomach going nuts.
They've never played a trick on me since but the story lives on as the time they got the best of Dad.
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Originally posted by Airhead
My wife got me good today. She offered to do me a uh.."special favor" if I wanted to retire to the bedroom, and of course I accepted her kind and generous offer. I went upstairs, stripped and waited- and waited- and waited- and by the time I got dressed and came back downstairs to hear her "April's Fools!" I was out of the mood anyway. :(
You shoulda heard the comments as she shushed us out of the room when we heard you coming down the stairs.....
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Originally posted by midnight Target
You shoulda heard the comments as she shushed us out of the room when we heard you coming down the stairs.....
ROFLMAO Now I know that's not true MT- my wife HATES sex!!:)